I have finally finished writing Chapter 3! I am now done typing for today. I have never typed so much in one day before! The adventure is truly set!

Chapter 3: The Bar…err… I mean The Tolby…err… I mean the DerfSlerf

Oscar asked Twilight Wanderer to come back to the mansion with him. After some arguing, she finally gave in to spending the night in one of the many guest rooms. “Oh doggy doodoo!” Oscar exclaimed while stopping in his tracks. “What?” Twi stopped and looked. Oscar ran up to the gate to the mansion property. “We left the gate open! Darth is going to kill me!” They ran into the yard. Oscar quickly turned and shut the gate. “Hopefully nothing got in.” The group began to walk up to the property.

“Looks like something got in,” Twi said without even looking over to Oscar. Her eyes were focused on her pray. She immediately leaped up into the air towards the front door. Darth was there, fighting off a wolf. Twi landed on the wolf, killing it with the swipe of her knife. She flipped off of him while placing the knife into its holder. “No need for thanks,” she directed towards the wide eyed Darth who was now leaning over breathing air.

Darth looked up pointed at Oscar, still panting. “You…idiot…you left… the gate… open.” Oscar put his hands behind his back and smiled. “Sorry!” Twi muttered under her breath, “No really it’s ok, no need to thank me.” Oscar and Twi both helped Darth up and into the house.

Darth immediately went to bed, cursing quietly to himself. Twi and Oscar went into the parlor: a dimly lit room with a giant fireplace. The room had a set of couches in front of the fireplace. The walls were lined with bookshelves filled with videogames of every kind. The whole room had a warm and cozy feel to it. Twilight Wanderer’s jaw dropped. “It truly is marvelous isn’t it?” Oscar said falling over onto one of the couches in front of the fireplace. “Please, have a seat.”

Twi walked over to the couch opposite of the one occupied by Oscar and took a seat. “So tell me,” began Oscar eagerly, “Why are you a bandit? Why were you in the woods at night? Why were you watching me swim? Do you like soft shell or hard shell tacos?” He was cut off by Twi’s held up hand.

Twilight Wanderer breathed in. She looked down at the floor. “As you know, my name is Twilight Wander. I am a descendent of Ignis the Harvest God. I need money and food to survive, and from the small village I come from, I was able to see this magnificent manor sparkling in the sunlight high up from a hill. I knew this would be a jackpot, so I made my way here.” She paused, took in a deep breath and continued. “I saw you all swimming, so I knew I would have to wait until dark. I was shocked to see you walking in the woods, so I attacked.” She still looked at the floor.

“There is still one thing that doesn’t make sense to me though,” Oscar replied with confusion in his voice. “Don’t you have a family?” Twi’s head shot up. Her eyes stabbed Oscar. He felt uncomfortable. “I used to have a family,” she stuttered. “I’m looking for my sister. She disappeared when we were young. Ever since then, I’ve been looking for her.”

“You’re more than welcome to stick around,” said Oscar. “Thank you, but I can’t. Every day I don’t spend searching for my sister is just another day I don’t get to spend with her.” Oscar nodded his head in agreement, his eyes lit up. “Hey, why don’t ZBoy and I…” he paused. “Oh my gosh we never took ZBoy out of the tree!” Oscar yelled in horror. He sprang up from the couch and was about to run to the door. Twi got up and grabbed his arm. She shook her head. “It is way too dangerous in deep night to go back. He’ll be fine on that branch; we can go get him in the morning.”

Oscar nodded his head in agreement. The two of them both went back to the couches and sat down on them. Oscar started up again. “As I was saying, why don’t ZBoy and I come with you? We were both just discussing today how boring our lives are. I’m sure ZBoy would love to come.” He began to grin at the thought of doing something adventurous.

“Normally I would say no, but something is telling me I should let you guys come along. Tomorrow we will go back to my village. There is a local bar where almost anyone passes through. You’d be surprised at what kinds of things you can hear there. Maybe we’ll hear information regarding my sister.” Oscar nodded his head again, really excited at the thought of adventure. “That sounds like a really good plan! I’m going to go to bed then. I need to be well rested for tomorrow.”

The next morning, Twi got up. She went downstairs and into the large kitchen. One of Darth’s many servants was making breakfast. Oscar soon came down into the kitchen. Instead of wearing swimwear however, he now wore something completely different. Oscar was now wearing white tights, a pair of boots, a green tunic with a belt, and a long green cap. He looked like an elf. “How do you like it? I thought it would be appropriate for me, an adventurer, to wear.” Oscar smiled making a heroic pose. He then sat down at the table. “So Darth, want to come with us?” Darth looked up at Oscar with a smirk on his face. He slowly began to laugh. He got up from the table, and began to leave the room. “Make sure you shut the gate. Oh man I need a vacation!”

After breakfast, Oscar and Twi departed from the mansion. Oscar made sure this time that the gate was closed behind them. They walked over to the clearing where Twi had shaken them up. Oscar looked up into the tree, and sure enough he saw ZBoy still in the same position. “Oh ZBoy, dude I am so sorry!” Twilight Wanderer jumped up onto the branch, pulled out her knife, and cut the bandana covering ZBoy’s mouth the rope holding him in his position. He flopped down onto his face. “Ouch…” he shook his head. “You would be surprised how wonderful it is to sleep in a tree!” ZBoy looked at Twi. His eyes widened. He got down onto the ground cupping his hands over his head. Oscar lifted him up. Oscar and Twi explained to ZBoy everything about Twi’s story, leaving the gate open, going to the small village, searching for Twi’s sister, and how great breakfast was without him. ZBoy agreed to go with them. He was excited.

It wasn’t long before the three adventurers reached the small village of Empty Space. It was a small rundown village that connected to all of the kingdoms. Everyone passed through it. The small homes were old and falling apart, but everyone always felt safe and homey. Right in the center of the small village was the local bar.

“What on earth?” Oscar and ZBoy both stopped and looked up at the sign. It was a very large sign. On the sign the word “The Bar” was printed, but then it was crossed out in red paint, and the word “The Tolby” was sloppily written in the red paint. “The Tolby” was then crossed out in the same paint and now was labeled “The Derfslerf”. Oscar and ZBoy looked over at Twi. Twi also looked confused. “It looks like they changed the name yet again. She shook her head, walked up to the door, pushed it open, and walked in. Oscar and ZBoy looked at each other, shrugged, and followed.

“Hey there Tolby,” said Twi sitting down at one of the many stools. The bar looked like the most modern area in the entire village. The bar itself was huge, and there were at least over twenty bar stools. Across the back walls were booths for people to sit down it. A set of girls currently occupied one of the booths. There were no windows, and the entire room was dark. The only light came from the candles sitting on the booth tables, and the dim bulbs over the bar counter. “Twilight Wanderer,” said the dark fellow working the bar. “My name isn’t Tolby anymore.” Twi looked shocked! “What do you mean?” “The kings legally changed my name to Derfslerf.” ZBoy and Oscar let out a snort, but quickly covered their mouths when Tolby gave them a glance of death. “But I thought you and the kings made a settlement saying that the bar had to be your name when you took over…. Oh…” Twi remembered seeing the newly placed paint with the new name of the bar.

A young girl came up to the bar counter. An overweight cat sat at her side. “Excuse me Tol…err… Derfslerf. Lady drank too much again; do you have anything I can give her?” The young girl looked over towards Twi, Oscar, and ZBoy. She smiled. “I guess I can make something for that stupid drunk. He began to pull out many different things, adding each of them into a blender.”

The young girl looked over towards them once more. “How are you doing Twi? Whose are these fellows?” Oscar and ZBoy both introduced themselves. “Well it is a pleasure to meet the both of you.” She smiled again. “My name is Crystal Talien. I’m a regular here. I don’t really enjoy drinking though, I just like the company.” Tolby handed her the concoction he had been working on. “Thanks Derfslerf…” She sounded awkward the way she said it. She walked back to her booth, and tried to make an attempt to have the woman whose face was planted into the table drink it.

After a few minutes of watching Crystal try to make the lady know as Lady drink the concoction, Twi finally spoke up. “So you were going to say something?” “What do you mean I was going to say something?” You could tell by his tone that this bartender wasn’t the friendliest fellow. “About the kings?” Twi asked, seeming unaffected by Tolby’s tone. The dark bartender opened his mouth, but didn’t say anything because someone had just entered the bar.

“The Gopher is in the house!” exclaimed a young laid back fellow. “Oh great, party boy is here,” said Tolby dryly. The young fellow trotted on over to a booth in the corner and flung himself down into the seat. “Hey Derfablobba-whatever-your-name-is, get me the usual!”

After the fellow was taken care of Tolby came back to the bar. He finally began to explain everything. “I’m going to say this once, and if you don’t hear me the first time, then go cry about it.” Everyone nodded showing they understood. “Ok, so word is going around that the kings are losing their minds. I don’t mean they are stupid, because well, they always were stupid, but what I’m saying is their brains are turning into mush. They aren’t acting the same. Jason isn’t caring about hot women, Saffy is demanding Wild Thing Forest’s new currency is waffles, and Toaster Boy is eating toast. Here is the amazing part: he is putting all of the toaster inhabitants to work. He is ordering each of them make him at least 10 pieces of toast or they get the plug pulled. Apparently, they can barely speak normal anymore too. It seems that Kozunai hasn’t been affected yet. Most are saying its normal, but let me tell you, it isn’t.”

“Well, what do you think should be done?” ZBoy asked. Tolby smirked. “I say leave everything as it is. The thought of this land going down the toilet, ah what a gift that would be.” Oscar planted his fist on the table. “I say we do something good about this!” “Well I think you’re crazy,” Tolby immediately replied. “No, I like that idea,” Twi began. “While we go to each of the kingdoms, it would give me my chance to expand my horizons and find my sister. I would also be doing a good deed for the Ranch Storia.” The three adventurers agreed that they would investigate this mysterious mystery.

Which kingdom will the trio go to first? Will Derfslerf ever get his name changed back? Will that concoction cure Lady? Does Twi prefer soft shell or hard shell tacos!?

The Gopher is in the house!

I should be allowed on this journey.
Chris could bring comedy to this story :D

Soft shell!

This story is so hilarious! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)

I know I said I was done for today, but I ended up finishing yet another chapter!

Chapter 4: Off to Cool Guy Kingdom

“So which kingdom should we go to first?” ZBoy asked, causing the other two to stop in their tracks. “Honestly,” began Twi “I think we should go to cool guy kingdom. He is the king of kings. If we were to help him, then he would have the large power of helping us in the other kingdoms, I say we go there.” “What do you say Oscar, does that sound good?” ZBoy turned around looking at him. Oscar put his hand on his chin and began to think. He nodded. “His kingdom is known for its hot women!” Twi rolled her eyes in disgust. “So it is settled then, we go to Cool Guy Kingdom?” ZBoy and Oscar nodded.

“I’m not sure how we get there though. I just know it is located in the northern mountain region.” Twi said. “Maybe I can help you,” said a feminine voice from behind. The group turned around to see a short young looking girl. She wore travelers clothes, and on her back hung a giant backpack almost as big as her. Sprawling from the backpack were pots, lanterns, tent pieces, and keys! Over her clother she wore a black and white jacket. The jacket’s hood was worn by the girl. It was also black and white, with two round and black ears sitting on top of it. “Allow me to introduce myself,” the girl said. “My name Mizuki the Panda, but you may call me Mizuki for short. I am a world traveler.” She smiled.

“What perfect timing!” ZBoy exclaimed. “You’ll really help us?” “Why yes, of course,” she replied. “I’m heading that way anyway. I need to go to the northern mountains to search for a rare flower.” “Well I definitely don’t see why we shouldn’t let you come with us then. It will be nice to have another girl in the group,” said Twi with a smile on her face. “Well, shall we get going then? Even if we stay on the path, it isn’t the brightest idea to be in The Neutral Forest after dark. They say the animals have gotten a bit restless.” The group began to trot towards the forest.

The trip through the forest was pretty quiet. Nobody really talked. There and there ZBoy would point out something he thought that looked really cool, but otherwise there really wasn’t any conversation occurring. Oscar finally broke the hour of silence. “Hey Mizuki?” “Yes?” she replied. “What did you mean about the animals being restless?” Mizuki didn’t reply for a few seconds. “I travel around this forest often, seeing that it is the only way to get to the other kingdoms. Well lately, some of the animals have not been the same lately. For example, if you were lucky to see one of the few wolves in this forest, it would either stay, stare at you, or it would run away. That is no longer the case.” “Why, what do they do now?” Oscar asked. “They attack you. It isn’t normal. The wolves were always known as peaceful animals, but they just don’t seem the same. It is almost like they are being controlled.” She turned around. The group stopped walking. With her left hand, Mizuki pulled up her right sleeve of her jacket. On the lower half of her arm, was a large cut at least five inches long. It looked fresh. “A wolf attacked me a few nights ago. I would normally feel safe seeing a wolf watching me, but this one…” Mizuki shook her head. She pulled down her sleeve, turned around and began walking again.

The sun was just beginning to set when a fork in the road came up. One trailed off into the mountains, the other kept straight against the side of the mountains. Mizuki turned around “Well this is where I leave you.” She lifted up her hand, and pointed to the path going to the right. “If you continue down this path, you will find yourselves in front of the gate to Cool Guy Kingdom. It was an honor meeting all of you. I’m sure we will meet again.” She smiled, waved, and then began to walk up the left path going up into the mountains.

Mizuki was right; it wasn’t very long before the group of adventurers found themselves standing in front of the entrance gate to the Cool Guy Kingdom. From the outside walls, the group could see the towering lit up sky scrapers plowing up into the sky. Cool Guy Kingdom was known for its modern look compared to the other kingdoms.

“Hey look,” Twi said stopping the group from entering the city. Twi gestured toward a girl who was hiding behind a bush, watching them. She wore normal clothes, but one thing that stood out was the fact that she wore a headband. This headband gave the impression the girl had bunny ears. “Um, we can see you,” said ZBoy. The girls eyes widened as if shocked she was visible. “Please do not tell anyone! If they find out I’m this close to the kingdom, they’ll throw me back all the way to the south!” “What do you mean? Are you in bad news bears here or something?” asked Oscar. The girl got out of the bush and brushed the leaves off of herself. “My name is Zen Clarke! It is nice to see someone normal around here!” “Normal?” Twi asked. “Yeah, King Jasey has a particular taste in his women.”

With this statement she pointed up to the top of the gate. The sign had the word “Welcome!” printed on it, and then in paint sprawled below it it said “Sexy Women Only”. “Wow,” the trio said at the same time.

“So why are you scared to be seen around here?” Oscar asked. “Honestly, I don’t know,” Zen began. “I think it is because my Jasey knows my love is too good for him, so he keeps sending me off far away.” ZBoy spoke up. “How would he know if you were here or not?” Zen pointed at a wanted poster. The poster contained a picture of Zen. It wasn’t very attractive, and looked as if she didn’t know the picture was being taken. The poster was labeled “Psychopath – If you see this crazy chick, report her IMMEDIATELY.

“Honestly, I’m surprised I made it this close to the kingdom’s walls!” the girl claimed. Twi replied this time “It is probably because King Jason has lost his mind.” Zen look insulted “Ok, I know Jasey makes some stupid decisions sometimes, but that gives you no right to…” “No really,” said Twi, cutting her off. “Word is going around that all the kings are losing their minds! That is probably why he didn’t know about you being here.”

Zen Clarke took this all in. “I don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing. I mean, this means that I can get into the kingdom now, but it also means that my king is going to be as dumb as a rock.” She shrugged, and skipped through the gate into the city.

“You know,” said ZBoy. “I thought that Zen meant calm and relaxed, you know like meditating?” Twi and Oscar giggled with him as they made their way into the kingdom.

How is King Jason? What is in store for the trio in the city of sexy women? Will Zen be able to make it around the kingdom without getting kicked out?

No Gopher?!

Rating: Two thumbs down

*grins* My bunnyhood should make me run faster. ;]

This story is awesome! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris, this story is going to have a LOT of chpters. That was just my way of introducing you so I don't have to do a long introduction later. ;)

Anyways, I'm not sure if I'm going to write today after having that burst yesterday. If anything, it may be just one chapter.

I love the story! You've written a lot in just a few days.

Yes, yes you have written a lot! Take a break. :D This story is a lot of fun to read. Poor Zen, will Jason ever accept her in his kingdom? :O

I like my taco lines, haha.

I'm taking a nice break today. I'll get back into writing more tomorrow. :)

Chapter 5 needs to be up NAO!!!

I was waiting to see how long it would be before someone would post. I've been preoccupied with things. I have started writing Chapter 5, and I do know what I want to type. I just have to actually write it. Now that I know there is someone who is really wanting to read this story, then I'll say I'll do my best to get it out in the next few days.

I was busy contemplating how to ask without being rude.... Darn my parents and raising me to a point where I have to try hard to be mean.

Sorry for the huge delay everyone! I enjoyed writing this chapter because this is where things start kicking up.

Chapter 5: A Young Little Witch

The late night sky began to set over Cool Guy Kingdom. A young girl was crouching behind a rock high up in the northern mountains watching don into the kingdom. The girl had blonde hair and large pretty eyes. She currently wore a short black dress with purple ruffled trim. Atop her head sat a matching pointed hat. Her name was Katie.

Katie looked down into the city as everything began to light up. The crowded streets of women soon became even more crowded than before. “This is not going to be easy,” Katie muttered to herself. She turned to her right, facing the northern part of the kingdom. Higher up in the mountains was a tall pointed glass tower. Attached to the top part of this tower was a giant pair of dark sunglasses. This was King Jason’s castle.

Katie scouted the empty area around her and then slowly levitated herself off the ground. She flew from rock to rock keeping herself hidden. Even though it was late out, and the mountains were empty, Katie could not risk getting seen by anyone.

It wasn’t long before Katie was sitting atop a cliff right behind the glass castle. She stared down into the back courtyard. The stone courtyard was quite empty at this hour. There and there one of the many female servants would pass through, but none of them seemed to notice Katie. She jumped off the cliff and levitated herself softly onto the ground. She began to head for a bush, but someone called out to her. It was one of the maids. “Uh, excuse me. I don’t think you’re supposed to be here.”
Katie turned around, smacking a giant smile on her face and opening her eyes awkwardly big. “Oh really?” she said. She began to feel really warm. She was so close to her goal. She could not risk messing this up. “I believe training is taking place in the foyer. You are a new servant, correct?” The young servant seemed puzzled. She kept eyeing Katie. It wasn’t everyday you saw someone dressed up like a witch. “Oh right!” Katie replied. “I got lost.”

The maid guided Katie into the castle. It was magnificently put together. The floors were covered in beautiful carpet, the walls were decked out in beautiful portraits, and even the beautiful servants occupying the many hallways and rooms added charm. Every time Katie would try to break away, the servant would turn around to tell her some “amazing” fact. These facts seemed to always revolve around something related to King Jason.

The servant dropped Katie off in the foyer, the busiest portion of the castle. It was a giant room with many doors. On the opposite wall of the one containing the front doors stood two giant glass elevator doors. Katie knew that that must be the way up to Jason’s throne room. She had to get to that elevator. She began to walk towards them, but someone interrupted. “Over here trainee,” said a high pitched voice followed with a giggle. Katie put on her fake smile, turned around, and walked on over to the group of girls standing by the front door.

The trainer servant looked at her. “It is too bad you’re late!” she said followed by her giggle. One of the trainees looked over at Katie. “You missed the tour,” she began to say. “We got to see where Jason eats!” The trainee then clasped her mouth and began to squeal. Katie looked at her oddly. The trainer spoke up again. She held up a skimpy and short maid outfit. “Her is your uniform,” the trainer said, “and because you were late,” she paused and giggled, “you will be in charge of dusting the foyer every day. Katie took the outfit. The trainer then escorted the other trainees out of the room.

Katie glared at the trainer as she walked away. She mutter under her breathe. “I’ll show you dust.” The dress in Katie’s hand began to fall apart onto the ground into a giant pile of dust. She began to quickly start walking towards the glass elevator doors. “Trainees are not supposed…” the servant was cut off as Katie pointed at the girls lips. A zipper appeared and zipped together the servant’s lips. Katie pointed her hands at the glass doors. They flew open. She hopped in. She turned around and clapped her hands together, forcing the doors to close and stay shut.

Many of the servants were running up to the elevator screaming and yelling. They tried opening the glass doors, but nothing would break them open. Katie forced her hands up, and the elevator swiftly shot up. All the yelling got quieter as Katie went further up the tower. The elevator came to a stop at the top. Katie opened the doors and walked out. She turned around and outlined the doors with her finger. Glue began to ooze through the edges of the elevator, not allowing it to go back down. She turned around and walked to the giant throne that sat at the other end of the room. In the throne sat a grown boy. His black hair was slicked back heavily with gel, and on his nose covering his eyes sat a pair of shades.

He was playing Xbox on a TV sitting in front of the throne. He was so distracted that he hadn’t even noticed Katie enter. Surrounding the throne was three women. They wore short and red dresses. Each of them held a pizza box, and when King Jason opened his mouth, one of them would take a slice and feed to him. His eyes never left the screen.

After Katie had been standing there, not being noticed for long enough; she walked up to the front of the throne and kicked over the TV, shattering the screen. Jason looked up. Even though she could not see his eyes, she felt that they were angry. He opened his mouth to speak. “What do you thi…” A made had taken a slice and began to shove a piece of pizza into his mouth. Jason coughed. After clearing his throat, he began to speak up again. The maid was about to give him another slice when he slammed the pizza box out of her hand. The girl began to cry. “I have failed the king!” She shoved her face into her hands and ran towards the elevator. The other two girls followed her trying to comfort her.

“Who do you think you are?” Jason said angrily. “I’m your best nightmare!” Katie exclaimed. She levitated herself into the air. “Isn’t the line supposed to be worst nightmare?” Jason said, standing up off his throne. “Well yeah, but if I was the worst, that would mean I wouldn’t be able to do this!” She pointed her finger at him. Jason jumped out of the way just as a bolt of lightning shot through the ceiling, hitting the area where Jason was standing. “Your powerful,” Jason began, “but not powerful enough for my banning abilities.” He snapped his fingers while looking at Katie. Nothing happened. Jason gasped, and began to constantly snap while looking at Katie. “Your banning abilities don’t work on me. I hacked into the lands database not allowing you to ban me.” A grin filled her face as she began to laugh. Jason jumped up, hoping to grab Katie’s legs and pull her down, but Katie levitated herself higher up. This caused Jason to fall face first onto the ground below her. Katie plopped down right onto his back, holding him down.

“King of sexy women aye?” Katie said to herself. “ I know the perfect gift for you!” Katie put out her palm. A necklace appeared in her hand. A large red heart hanged from the necklaces chain. She placed it around the king’s neck. “You’re not going to get away with whatever your doing! The other kings will figure out what you’re doing!” Jason exclaimed, trying to get Katie off of his back. Katie hopped up and off of his back. “That’s too bad because two of the kings are already under my control,” Katie said still grinning, “and soon it will be three.”

Katie walked towards one of the glass walls. She sang to herself.
You may be the king of cool,
But soon all you’ll do is drool.
You tried to fight,
And I used flight
To get out of your grubby hands
I’ll soon own all the lands.
She shattered the glass wall and flew out.

“You are not going to… Not going to…” Jason paused. His eyes widened, his jaw dropped, and a trickle of drool slowly seeped from his lip. “DERP DERP DERP!”

OMG AWESOME! That's amazing ZBoy. That was totally worth the wait.

Oooh! This chapter was the best one so far, I think! I like the banning powers. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Good job, ZBoy!!

I love your stories ZBoy.
I only have one problem, can you start a new line when someone else is starting to speak?
But truly, I love it.

I know I should start a new line when someone speaks, but I thought it may be easier so the posts don't dominate the page. I could try it and see how things go though.

Well, please do. It does get a bit confusing at times.