You kissed an arse?

Why does the man in your signature have something on his left ass cheek? Is it a birthmark or did he sit on something?

Why is it that all of your quoted posts have like 8000 [/u] things. It confuses me. Oh right, you're asking me questions. I KNOW NUSSING.


It's radiant, my dear. <3
I miss it so. But apparently it's offensive. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad_ghostie.gif)

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I just now realized the filesize is too big and I have to figure out a way to fix this.

FIXITFIXITFIXIT. Please? I want it. D:

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fixed

I love you Lindy-hop. Even though neither of those posts were questions. 8'D

What is an Okapi?
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Can you enjoy something despite not understanding it?

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This is the Okapi. The Okapi is related to the giraffe. The Okapi has a long tongue that it can use to clean its ears or lick its eyeballs.
It also has the legs of a zebra. ;o
(IMG:http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animals/img/2087_okapi.jpg)


OH MY GOD that woman breathes so loudly. The song was alright but it was like she was having an athsma attack or something. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-iiat.gif)

Maybe I happen to like the sound of a woman breathing deeply and German love songs.

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

I think. *checks*
Barely, but yes. :B

Hey, uglies. Post in this thread or else I will eat your parents. D:<

Q:Can YOU lick your eyeballs?
A: Course not, ya silly goose. Only my ears. D;

Q:Would you if you could?
A: Well I can't imagine them tasting very good. Maybe if I had something in my eye and I had like, salt, or lemon juice on my hands.

Q:Are there masochistic implications to licking one's eyeballs?
A: whut

Q:Do imps naturally imply things?
A: Do humidifiers humidify? Do frying pans fry? Do rapiers rape? I'd assume.

Q:How many imps could you cook and eat in a minute?
A: I can't cook. I'd probably just put some in a bowl with rice and hope for the best.

Q: What do imps look like?
A: The only imp I'm aware of is the one from Yu-Gi-Oh. -didn't used to watch that show-

Q: Is Gordon Ramsay a crazy fool for looking like a tall Scottish imp or is it not his fault?
A: Aw, don't make fun of ugly people, they can't help it. Except for Toaster. He chooses to be unattractive. ;o

Q:Does Ramsey sound like a fisherman's name to you?
A: It sounds like a butler or something.

Q: It it possible to catch fish with one of those little nets for washing machine tablets?
A: I caught a fish once! It was dead though, so me and my sister put it in a coca-cola cup we found in the lake.

Q:Could you catch Speedy Gonzales?
A: HAH. Could Speedy Gonzales catch ME? To answer both questions, yes. *mindraep*

Q:Who's better at evading capture, Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?
A: Speedy, just because the Coyote is stupid.

Q:Why does Coyote never try the same thing twice when the first time failed because of something he forgot or a million-to-one chance?
A: Because it wouldn't be very amusing to watch him succeed, and tear bloody flesh from the roadrunner's rotten, dismembered corpse, now would it?

Q:How many million-to-one chances happen every week in your house?
A: Everytime I find the decency to hit someone in the face with a shovel.

Q: Is your house armed against burglars, Home Alone styled?
A: Nah. I don't think I've ever even seen that movie, now that I think about it. =/

Q: Do burglars eat burgers?
A: Probably. What if they didn't, and they burgled a McDonalds or something. That would just be ridiculous.

Q:What do burgers eat? For that matter, what does eating to do society as a whole and is it unfair that food cannot usually eat for themselves?
'unno. Alll food is dead. Excpet for the stuff that's living. It's eat or be eaten, Hassy. D;

Q:How totally ridiculous is this post on a scale of one to seventeen?
A: 17, divided by zero.

Q:Do such scales exist and if so, would you buy one?
A: Of course, if you can imagine it, it's possible. 8D -inspirational-

Is ManBearPig possible then? Although I totally didn't imagine it and it's totally a real threat to humanity.

I've never seen that episode. :( In britain do they dub it so that the characters sound more sophisticated? :3

What would a more sophisticated Cartman sound like?

If Saffy was tied to your bed, naked with his gigantic wong on full show and you were a hawt guy what would you do? D;

what the hell is withYume's new sig?