I was coming home late tonight from a bar with some friends, (I had two shots an hour before I left), nothing big, driving down the highway. By this time I was 99% sober. No cars in sight, the speed limit is 70. So I'm driving down this slightly windy two lane high barreling at speeds of 80mph because there are no cars in sight ahead of me, and no cops. Around a wide turn, I see these headlights through some metal guardrails ahead slightly to the left..they seem funny, but I didn't think too much of it until 2 seconds later when I saw them coming directly towards me when the highway sort of straitens out. OMG HE WAS ON THE SAME SIDE! I immediately switched lanes milliseconds before this car WHIZZED by me (and shook my car from the turbulance). I'm not exaggerating that either, we were mere inches side by side as he passed. He must have been going 80phm+ too, it was like a lightning WOOSH. Luckily I was able to keep my car from flipping out. -_-; I looked back and I could see 2 cars behind me immediately scatter swirve and scatter to the sides and stop, they must have been like OMG THAT CAR ALMOST HIT THAT GUY HEAD ON, PULL OVER!!!!!

The funny part was when I saw the headlights directly in front of me in the same lane, whitout thinking (because you can't in split second situations), I turned my blinkers on as I quickly switched lanes. Lol @ reflexes. I bet the guys behind me were like "lol he used his blinkers." after they pulled over. >.>

Man that would have made headlines for sure. There wouldn't be big enough pieces of me to pick up off of the highway. I have a small dinky plastic car.

So how was your night? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

where's the cow?

you promised a cow to me. where is it?

My night wasnt as exciting. Though it was fun. I stayed up all night. Also eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never have wars.

It seems you missed out on a little movie called "narnia" lot's of animals having wars, and it all really happend, around 1800, true story.

Woah Jason. Seriously. -_-;
Be happy and know that if you had died I would stop looking at ya~oi for a month in your honor. ;3
Seriously though. Good thing that you didn't die man. That would suck. I've been in a few car accidents. Not as fun as they would seem.
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Okay, I admit, that one time was fun. >.>
Edit: Also, yes, I would like to know the whereabouts of this cow. ;o

Hoooly crap. Good thing you have amazing reflexes man. We may have had one less person to enforce the rules around here.

I'm at a loss of what to say... I'm just glad you're alright.

and all I can think is how much I want to make a Back to the Future reference out of that "80 miles an hour" bit. I suck.

there are people here that enforce the rules?


that's new.

Ryuujin. Your lack of knowledge offends me. I SAID THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO EAT PLENTY OF OATMEAL. And did they? NO.

Also yes Jason, even though we havent talked much. Its good to know your alive.

I'm glad you're all right. (but 1 question though, was it you or the other guy on the wrong lane? *Sweatdrop* >.> )

The other guy was definitely on the wrong side of the highway. It's a four lane highway divided by a median/ditch and guardrails. Two lanes for each direction.

Still numbing to think.. there was a 50/50% chance I would hit this guy. I mean, THANKFULLY, during this very split second game of chicken, he didn't switch lanes too. Or else we would have both changed lanes into the same lane and front-on crashed anyway. x.x;

The cow is in my van, anyone want to come inside and pet it? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

Holy crud 0.0


darn, someone/thing must have been smiling on *phew*

I'm glad you're okay and thank goodness you have ninja-like reflexes!

There's no ninja-like about it with Jason.

wow! Well, Its good your not hurt or anything

{ maybe he is a secret ninja? O_o }