Ask Me Questions Options

[Saffy]

Well, it isn't bad.

[Kozunai]

Does Saffy like everything about himself?

[Saffy]

Nope, that's not true.

[Kozunai]

What does Saffy think of Ranch Story getting all these new members?

[Headtrip]

Does Saffy still own that distinctly un-fabulous scarf he showed in the pictures thread?
Why do people think every gay man has a great fashion sense?
How can Saffy maintain he's not straight when he has so many babies?
If I splash you with cold water, will you turn into a girl like in Ranma 1/2?
Did Saffy see the episode of Ranma 1/2 where a blow to the head turned Ranma gay?
What part would Saffy want to play in a band?
Has Saffy ever been glomped/glomped somebody?
Does Saffy know what "glomping" means?
Am I creeping you out with all these questions?
And what kind of a guy is Kyle? I'm curious. :D
EDIT: I almost forgot. I thought you were NPD because you're left-wing and smart. The stupid left-wingers have a different party *coughLiberalPartycough*.

This post has been edited by Domeki-kun: Jun 26 2008, 12:02 PM

[Saffy]

It's pretty nice to see some new faces. I just worry who will actually be here for a while or just leave after a few days.

1. Yeah, I think I do. Don't worry I'll find a gayer scarf sometime D;

2. Actually, I read an article on that before. Mind you it was fairly hateful, but it did seem to have some merit >.> It basically suggested that since homosexuals are unable to have childen they can't outwardly express their love or themselves to the same degree. To make up for this they spend a lot of time making themselves and whatever they can around them look "fabulous". I don't know how true that is, but I'll admit I do spend a lot of time cleaning whenever I can.

3. Because I'm not touching any vaginas or "sluginas" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif)

4. No, but I'd probably be pretty annoyed.

5. I haven't seen any of Ranma 1/2. Sorry. I'm sure I have some episodes somewhere in my closet, though, that my bro left behind.

6. Perhaps the guitarist or singer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif) I'd like to be more up front.

7. Yes, yes, I have. Many times. Nicole gives lots of glomps <3 How I miss our good days.

8. Well, some people might change the definition, but from what I'm aware it's a sort of unexpected super hug.

9. Nope, not really. Keep asking them. I just have to go to work right now is all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

10. Kyle is very artistic and creative. He's extremely playful and adorably cute. However he can get upset really easily, and he needs to be taken care.

Well, I'm glad someone sees me like that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I don't think many people would allude that I vote NDP, though.

[Headtrip]

I know I'm going to deeply regret asking this, but what's a "slugina"?
Does Saffy find this picture cute? I think the guy in it is supposed to be you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
(IMG:http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_080625-441.jpg)


This post has been edited by Domeki-kun: Jun 26 2008, 07:03 PM

[Saffy]

Uh, it's probably not as dirty as you thought. Someone had just posted some weird Wikipedia link during a group chat with Kyle, myself, and a bunch of other people that was to do with a specific part of the vagina D: It had a picture and it looked like a slug :( So since then they are known as sluginas and are really creepy D: Girls have sluuuugs. Ew. *childish*

Aw, why is the guy me? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) But yes, the guy is cute at least :3 What is it from?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

WHERE'S THE MONEY, MAN!?

[Headtrip]

I think the picture's from Chobits. And I think the guy's you because he looks shy and cautious. Not to mention the fact that he seems grossed out being led around by a beautiful woman. JK I know you probably have many girls as friends. Seriously though, you set yourself up for that one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Saffy]

Where's the stuff?! I told you to meet me in the ally past nine.

I really did (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) But aw, it makes me happy you see me like that :]

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

You don't get the stuff until I get the money, man. I mean, man, man. Man. I also told you I don't meet in allies but an alley is just fine.

edit: Oh, and should my Hitmonchan learn Thunder, Fire, or Ice Punch?

[Headtrip]

Have you ever met any lesbians? What were they like? Did they fit any common stereotypes? I've met plenty of gays (in a platonic sense, of course), but I've never met or spoken with a lesbian. I know, it's kinda weird. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif)

[Saffy]

We'll meet on the rooftop at midnight. My men and your men.

I've known two bisexual girls personally, but I don't know if they became lesbians or not. Both of them were sort of abused in someway, and were often in some kind of trouble. They didn't have the greatest lives and it was actually kind of sad.

For instance, one girl was always moving about from family to family because she had foster parents and they wouldn't want to put up with her much longer. I don't know the details as to why, just that she was always being placed with different families. Actually, I had met her when a friend of mine said she needed someone to talk to. I talked to her quite a bit and we had known each other for about two years, I think. When I left high school I never really saw her again D: I think she needed some sort of stability in her life, or at least someone strong (not me) to support her. She never had a solid relationship with guys, so perhaps that's partly why she moved on to girls. I think she was with one girl during the time I knew her.

The other girl I had actually known since I about nine years old. Her mother was constantly with different guys, getting remarried several times, having several divorces, and they were generally pretty poor. She moved to a few different schools too. Actually, I had known her in grade 5 but then she moved away to two or three different places before ultimately coming back to the exact same house she lived in when I first knew her. It was sort of odd to meet her again like that o.0 She was in high school with me during grade 9 and 10. I have no idea where she went afterwards, but I assume she moved again :\ Anyhow, back in grade 9 she was really trying to fit in but few people seemed kind to her. Actually, one person was so abusive to her she would practically stock her and abuse her. It was just absolutely terrible. She was pretty depressive and I'd often see her come to class with marks on her wrist, since she would cut herself. I wouldn't call her emo because she actually tried very hard to be a positive and nice person. Life just never worked out well for her and she was naturally upset.

So uh, skip ahead to grade 10. She actually developed a crush on me. Perhaps because I was one of the few people who would actually talk to her despite what everyone else seemed to say. It culminated with one kiss she gave me at lunch in the cafeteria in front of everyone. Now, I'd like to point out that if I weren't gay I'd probably have considered the relationship as we were really good friends, and I had a lot of respect for her. I knew deep down she was a really good person. But yeah, for that reason I was just sort of - stunned. We were both pretty embarrassed, even though she summed up so much courage to do it. She ended up calling me when I got home and apologizing to me big time. I felt so bad for her. A month or two later she was seen with a girl in an apparent lesbian relationship, and that was the last I really heard of her. Sometimes I wonder how she's doing...

So to summarize, they both seemed to have some sort of distant relationship with any sort of father figure. I wouldn't exactly call them butch or dykes or anything else lesbians seem to be considered. They were very nice girls and I think they were both really understanding of others. The second girl I always thought she would make a great mother, simply because she's been through a lot and would be able to relate to any problems her child might face. What do I know though? They were both really good people that I truly felt deserved a lot better for their efforts.

Sorry, I didn't mean to rant on like that. I feel very talkative today, I suppose.

[Headtrip]

What does Saffy think of Viagra? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaevil.gif)

[Saffy]

I didn't think anyone would read that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) It was way tooo long.

Uh, it's good for old people?

[Headtrip]

I didn't think anyone would read that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) It was way tooo long.

Uh, it's good for old people?

I actually read the whole thing. *stands up for applause*
But does Saffy think it's good for young people like you or me who just enjoy the thought of having an doggy in the window for two hours? (I can't believe that I actually just typed doggy in the window with my mom in the room.)

[Saffy]

Wait, what? I don't think young people should be using it D:

[Headtrip]

Wait, what? I don't think young people should be using it D:

Really? A lot of kids at my school who have sex use it to prolong the experience. I'm against young poeple misusing it myself, to be honest. I'm just used to hearing liberal responses from you I keep forgeting that you're against casual sex. That's not supposed to be insulting, it's just that I've never met someone with your unique set of viewpoints before. I'm a drone. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalacry.gif)

[Saffy]

Well, it's one thing if you actually have a need to use that stuff. If you're using drugs so you can extend the experience, and not simply allow it, then I think you need to sit down and reconsider what you're doing. Now if you do it on some odd occasion because you've decided collectively that you want some really sexy day, then that's your business. I still disagree with having sex for the sake of having sex, but if you've at least got a strong relationship going then whatever - that's up to you. Either way, you really shouldn't be taking that stuff unless you absolutely need to because you can't get through the act o.0 I guess I'll never understand some people.

I'll take it as a compliment. Though I think I tend to contradict myself a lot.