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Caladrius
post Dec 15 2007, 09:54 PM
Post #81


rawr.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 4-March 07


Right in Two - Tool

Angels on the sideline
Puzzled and amused
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused

Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one they're bound to divide
Right in two

Angels on the sideline
Baffled and confused
Father blessed them all with reason
And this is what they choose

Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs
They forge a blade
And where there's one they're bound to divide
Right in two
Right in two

Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground
Silly monkeys give them thumbs
They make a club
And beat their brother down
How they survive so misguided is a mystery
Repugnant is a creature who would squander
The ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here

Cutting our love right in two
Cutting our love right in two
Cutting our love right in two
Cutting our love right in two

Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over air
Fight over love, over sun, over another
Fight each other, over lies and....

Angels on the sideline again
Been so long with patience and reason
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end

Cutting our love right in two
Cutting our love right in two
Cutting our love right in two

Right in two
Right in two
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Saffy
post Dec 16 2007, 04:15 AM
Post #82


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Johnny Cash - Hurt
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
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FarmerChic
post Dec 16 2007, 05:14 AM
Post #83


be like a cloud
Group: Veterans
Joined: 6-March 07


http://youtube.com/watch?v=sGI5315HpMI

LINK
Once I was a selfish fool
Who never understood
I never looked inside myself
Though on the outside, I looked good!

Then we met and you made me
The man I am today
Tracy, I'm in love with you
No matter what you weigh
'Cause...

LINK (& ENSEMBLE)
Without love
Life is like the seasons with
No summer
Without love
Life is rock 'n' roll without
A drummer

Tracy, I'll be yours forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without love
Tracy, never set me free
No, I ain't lyin'
Never set me free, Tracy,
No, no, no!!

SEAWEED
Living in the ghetto
Black is everywhere you go
Who'd have thought I'd love a girl
Whose skin as white as winter's snow

PENNY
In my ivory tower
Life was just a hostess snack
But now I've tasted chocolate
And I'm never going back

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
'Cause without love

SEAWEED
Life is like a beat that you can't follow

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Without love

PENNY
Life is Doris Day at the Apollo

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Darling, I'll be yours forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without love

SEAWEED
So darling, never set me free
No!

PENNY & SEAWEED
I'm yours forever
Never set me free

ENSEMBLE
No, no, no!

LINK
If I'm left without my baby doll
I don't know what I'll do

TRACY
Link, I've got to break out
So that I can get my hands on you

SEAWEED
And girl, if I can't touch you
Now I'm gonna lose control

PENNY
Seaweed, you're my black white knight
I've found my blue-eyed soul

SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Sweet freedom is our goal

LINK
Trace, I wanna kiss ya!

TRACY
Let me out at the next toll!

ALL
Without love

SEAWEED
Life is like a prom
that won't invite us

ALL
Without love

LINK
Life's getting my big break
and laryngitis

ALL
Without love

PENNY
Life's a '45'
when you can't buy it

ALL
Without love

TRACY
Life is like my mother
on a diet

ALL
Like a week that's only Mondays
Only ice cream, never sundaes
Like a circle with no center
Like a door marked "do not enter!"



DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER
'Cause I never wanna be...

Without love

PENNY & LINK
Yes now you've captured me

ENSEMBLE
Without love

SEAWEED & TRACY
I surrender happily

ENSEMBLE
Without love

PENNY
Oh seaweed
Never set me free

PENNY & SEAWEED
No, no, no

TRACY & LINK
No, I ain't lyin'

PENNY & SEAWEED
Never set me free

ALL
No, no, no
No, I dont wanna live without

PENNY
Love, love, love

LINK
Yeah, yeah, yeah

ALL
Darling, you had best believe me,
Never leave me
without love!

I enjoy this song.
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GustafasChild
post Dec 16 2007, 05:17 AM
Post #84


OBJECTION!
Group: Gusty
Joined: 12-March 07


BJJB sings some of that sometimes! :D

...I recognized the: "Though on the outside, I look good!" :D

GustafasChild, Stealing children and eating them since 1994. :D
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FarmerChic
post Dec 16 2007, 05:22 AM
Post #85


be like a cloud
Group: Veterans
Joined: 6-March 07


Lol, I love singing to this song.
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Saffy
post Dec 18 2007, 02:54 AM
Post #86


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Scandal - The Warrior
You run, run, run away
It's your heart that you betray
Feeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you're not so civilized

Well, isn't love primitive
A wild gift that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me, stereo jungle child
Love is the kill, your heart's still wild

Shootin' at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG
I am the warrior
Well, I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win if you survive
The warrior
The warrior

You talk, talk, you talk to me
Your eyes touch me physically
Stay with me, we'll take the night
As passion takes another bite

Who's the hunter? Who's the game?
I feel the beat, call your name
I hold you close in victory
I don't wanna tame your animal style
You won't be caged in the call of the wild

Shootin' at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG
I am the warrior
Well, I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win if you survive
The warrior
The warrior

Shootin' at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG
I am the warrior
Well, I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win if you survive
The warrior
The warrior

Shootin' at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG
I am the warrior
Well, I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win if you survive
The warrior
The warrior

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Jello Mode
post Dec 19 2007, 09:52 PM
Post #87


o.O It been awhile
Group: Veterans
Joined: 7-March 07




Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday - Brad Paisley

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay
ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.

How A>?,?Eobout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branchedA>?,?AY

Why am I getting blipped again?
HavenA>?,??,>t you heard guys? You canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might offend somebody.
Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.

IA>?,??,>ll lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to meA>?,?AY

Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
You canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas.
Why not?
You can say biiiip on the last record.
Why canA>?,??,>t I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didnA>?,??,>t make the rules.
Hey listen guys, itA>?,??,>s not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
IA>?,??,>m dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get blipped?
YouA>?,??,>ve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, IA>?,??,>m dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that wonA>?,??,>t offend anybody.

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay

Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?

ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

IA>?,??,>m just trying to come up with a song here.
LetA>?,??,>s sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
IA>?,??,>m ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy!?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts weA>?,??,>ve traveled real farA>?,?AY.

Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.

We three kings of Asia areA>?,?AY.

That sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How A>?,?Eobout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you canA>?,??,>t say drummer A>?,?Eocause that will offend real musicians.

How A>?,?Eobout little A>?,??_ohahaha- town of meddle heck.
WhatA>?,??,>s this with all the short jokes?

Hey how A>?,?Eobout we do Silent Night?
No, itA>?,??,>ll offend people whoA>?,??,>s hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?

This happens every year.

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say,
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay,
ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I canA>?,??,>t say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we canA>?,??,>t sing anything?

I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George itA>?,??,>s more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I donA>?,??,>t care who we offend,
IA>?,??,>m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man itA>?,??,>s more effective.
I donA>?,??,>t care who we offend,
IA>?,??,>m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We canA>?,??,>t say new; itA>?,??,>ll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna offend them....us.
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Saffy
post Dec 20 2007, 03:12 AM
Post #88


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Franz Ferdinand - The Dark of the Matinee
You take your white finger
Slide the nail under the top and bottom buttons of my blazer
Relax the fraying wool, slacken ties
And I'm not to look at you in the shoe, but the eyes, find the eyes

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee
It's better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine
Yes it's mine

I time every journey to bump into you, accidentally
I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate
All the words I hate
All the clothes I hate
How I'll never be anything I hate
You smile, mention something that you like
or How you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee
It's better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine
Yes it's mine

So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee
It's better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine
Yes it's mine
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Saffy
post Feb 15 2008, 03:12 AM
Post #89


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


This one's just for Katie (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

Barenaked Ladies - The Big Bang Theory
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

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Katie
post Feb 15 2008, 03:31 AM
Post #90


--valiant||
Group: Katie
Joined: 7-March 07


YAYYY.

Will post Psych theme song lyrics tomorrow. >:]
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Saffy
post Feb 16 2008, 04:05 AM
Post #91


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Kendall Payne - Honest
Boy know your place.
Lies do not become us.
Real is more attractive than a slick and polished mask.
Girl dig down deep,
I know there's more between us.
There's bound to be a question
You're just dying for me to ask.

If you can be honest
I can be too.
If you'll take the first step
I'll follow you through.
But no one wants to bleed.
No one wants to hide.
No one wants to hurt alone inside.

Child don't close your eyes
The truth contains much beauty
And though it scars your soul
It can heal the wounds it makes
You've been deceived to think
That pain is to be dreaded,
And you've got nothing left.
It'll give more than it takes.

If you can be honest
I can be too.
If you'll take the first step
I'll follow you through.
But no one wants to bleed.
No one wants to hide.
No one wants to hurt alone inside.

If you can't find a peace
I'll help find it for you
I don't know how,
But one thing that's sure
Is I won't leave you now.

If you can be honest
I can be too
If you take the first step
I'll follow you through
No one wants to bleed
No one wants to hide
No one wants to hurt alone inside.
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GustafasChild
post Feb 23 2008, 09:14 AM
Post #92


OBJECTION!
Group: Gusty
Joined: 12-March 07


Classified~The Maritimes

Yo, Let's take it back to the Maritimes Man
You cant take yourself too serious
Do that thing you guys were doing

Fill your cup up and chug
Roll a Joint up and get ####ed
Ready for a kitchen party
Welcome to the Maritimes [x2]

I'm from the East Coast of Canada, home of the bag pipe
Known for the fiddle players, beer and our keg price
Known for Alexander Keiths and the Donair
Home of the Mooseheads but I don't really go there
We pay a buck for a litre of gas and
Smokes cost $10 a pack and
We always mix our tobacco with weed, its just the way
we always done it, crud is natural to me

So let me tackle the beat and unravel the scene
Let you people know what you never travel to see
We got battle MC's, we got storytellers
And we got awful MC's and corny mother####ers
We got everything you wanna hear
Conscious to Back pack, Commercial to Gangsta
R&B to Abstract, grunge to Rock, Classical to Country
So many artist workin' but no one making money

Welcome to the East Coast, home of the innocence
Still Piegon Holed, as a farm or a fisher man
No major league teams, baseball or hockey
No urban radio, just country and pop beats
I'm trying to shake these stereotypes
So give me space please, let me air out my life
I don't even eat fish, crud I never tried lobster
Cant play the fiddle, and never was a logger
But I swam in clean lakes, and enjoyed cool breezes
But Halifax Harbour's like swimming in diseases

We only known for Anne of Green Gables,
Coal mines, The Bluenose and P.E.I potatoes
The Maritimes, its better then that
We livin' in the nether times so dead it with that
We got universal soul and buck 65 and
The whole CTG and of course Classified
We got back burner, good night, alpha flight, Lock Down
Mic Boyd, first word, tro biz and heck town
And a million other artists, trying to get there flow heard
And Let you know that we still workin' on these outskirts

We trying to blow like Halifax Explosion
Or maybe Anne Murray I know she's Nova Scotian
Or Hurricane Juan blowin from the ocean
Either way it goes I'm still reppin for my coast man

[Chorus]

That's how we do it down here
Least that's how you think we do it down here
We all pile in the kitchen
Do it like this

[Chorus]

Welcome to the Maritimes
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Christopher
post Feb 23 2008, 05:50 PM
Post #93


Lightning Bolt Action
Group: Gophers
Joined: 4-March 07


Times Like These by blessthefall

You make me whole and I want to thank you for this
I wanna thank you for this chance to be angels
you push me to strive harder when im unable
and I want, you said, I need this - I want, you said, dont leave this
now's our time were gonna make things right and pull through tonight
I remember when we were younger we had nothing but strived for something
and I wanna thank you for this chance to be angels
thank you for everything, we had nothing and strived for something
I remember when we were young, we had nothing and strived for something
and now I want to know like fire, come and drown with me like the fire
come and light the fire, light the flames
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Dusk
post Feb 24 2008, 03:33 AM
Post #94


I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 16-April 07



"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Someone told me long ago
There's a calm before the storm, I know
And it's been coming for some time
When it's over, so they say
It'll rain a sunny day, I know
Shining down like water

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain
I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain
Coming down on a sunny day

Yesterday and days before
Sun is cold and rain is hard, I know
Been that way for all my time
'Til forever on it goes
Thru the circle fast and slow, I know
And it can't stop, I wonder

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain
I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain
Coming down on a sunny day
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Saffy
post Feb 26 2008, 04:33 AM
Post #95


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Sweeney Todd - Epiphany

Todd: Out I say out!

Lovett: All this running and shouting about what's happened?

Todd: No I had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand.
I had swear I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.

Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush love hush
I keep telling you -

Todd: When? Why do I wait?
You told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one they put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

Now we all deserve to die
Even you Mrs. Lovett...even I
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Joanna
No I'll never hold my girl to me - finished!
(shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
(shouted) Who sir, you sir?
No one in the chair, come on! Come on!
Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir - anybody.
Gentlemen don't be shy!

Not one man, no, no ten men.
Not a hundred can assuage me -
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!

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Katie
post Feb 28 2008, 11:53 PM
Post #96


--valiant||
Group: Katie
Joined: 7-March 07


Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God
[my new favorite song. <3]

"Time on your side that will never end
The most beautiful thing you can ever spend,
But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it
Drifting apart like a plate tectonic!

It don't matter to me
'Cause all I wanted to be
Was a million miles from here
Somewhere more familiar?_?

Too much time spent dragging the past up
I didn't see you not looking when I messed up,
Settling down in your early twenties
Sucked more blood than a backstreet dentist!

It don't matter to me
'Cause all I wanted to be
Is a million miles from here,
Somewhere more familiar?_?

Oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!

Great rulers make for greater glory
The only thing growing is our history,
Knock me down I'll get right back up again
I'll come back stronger than a powered up Pac-Man!
It don't matter to me
'Cause all I wanted to be
Was a million miles from here
Somewhere more familiar?_?

Oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!

[Instrumental Break]

Oh my, god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!
And oh my god I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home!"
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Miss Kid
post Feb 29 2008, 08:05 AM
Post #97


It can't get much worse.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 25-February 08


sixteen going on seventeen



[Rolf:]
You wait, little girl, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little girl, is an empty page
That men will want to write on

[Liesl:]
To write on

[Rolf:]
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and rogues and cads
Will offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older an wiser
Telling you what to do
I am seventeen going on eighteen
I'll take care of you

[Liesl:]
I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are seventeen going on eighteen
I'll depend on you
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Saffy
post Mar 1 2008, 01:34 AM
Post #98


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Brad Paisley - Online
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ?_~nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I?_Tm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I?_Tm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I?_Tve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I?_Tm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I?_Tm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It?_Ts hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I?_Tm out in Hollywood
I?_Tm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I?_Tm so much cooler online
Yeah, I?_Tm cooler online
I?_Tm so much cooler online
Yeah, I?_Tm cooler online

Yeah, I?_Tm cooler online

Yeah, I?_Tll see ya online

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Katie
post Mar 1 2008, 01:51 AM
Post #99


--valiant||
Group: Katie
Joined: 7-March 07


QUOTE (Katie @ Jul 28 2007, 10:20 PM) *
Brad Paisley - Online

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look darn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I?m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac [Mac opening sound]
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look darn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online
--
This song is so perfect for about 3/4 of people on the internet. :B

Ha.

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Saffy
post Mar 7 2008, 07:00 PM
Post #100


It's your world now.
Group: Veterans
Joined: 13-January 07


Eagles - Waiting in the Weeds
It's comin' on the end of August
Another summer's promise almost gone
And though I heard some wise man say
That every dog will have his day
He never mentioned that these dog days get so long

I don't know when I realized the dream was over
Well, there was no particular hour, no given day
You know, it didn't go down in flame
There was no final scene, no frozen frame
I just watched it slowly fade away

And I've been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for my time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I've been keepin' to myself
Knowin' that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you're with somebody else
He'll never love you like I do

I've been biding time with the crows and sparrows
While peacocks prance and strut upon the stage
If finding love is just a dance
Proximity and chance
You will excuse me if I skip the masquerade

And I've been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the dust to settle down along the
Back roads running through the fields
Lying on the outskirts of this lonesome town
And I imagine sunlight in your hair
You're at the county fair

You're holding hands and laughing
And now the ferris wheel has stopped
You're swinging on the top
Suspended there with him

And he's the darling of the sheik
The flavor of the week is melting
Down your pretty summer dress
Baby, what a mess you're making

I've been stumbling through some dark places
Now I'm following the plow
I know I've fallen out of your good graces
It's alright now

And I've been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the summer rain to fall upon the
Wild birds scattering the seeds
Answering the calling of the tide's eternal tune
The phases of the moon
The chambers of the heart
The ebb and dart of small gray
Spiders spinning in the dark
In spite of all the times the web is torn apart

And I've been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the time to come around again and
Hope is floating on the breeze
Carrying my soul high up above the ground and
I've been keepin' to myself
Knowing that the seasons are slowly changing
Even though you're with somebody else
He'll never love you like I do
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