Cleverbot, it really is Options

[Noviwan]

Hey guys I don't know if there was a thread for this already but here. I think you should all try this out. I got some hilarious responses some were creepy too. if you want you can screencap and share them here after you upload them elsewhere here is the link
Cleverbot

I hope you guys get the time to try it I know everyone is busy nowadays.

[lovelylilangelx0]

Hahaha, this thing is great. I am italicized and the bot is bold.

My dad's name is Wes.

I don't care

Fine, rude pants.

My pants are not rude. They are inanimate. They cannot be rude.

Uhhh... Okay.

You're just unintelligent because you could not think or a better response.

I am actually quite intelligent. Are you?

Of course I am. I just dissed you, didn't I?

Yes, you did.

Maybe you're not so stupid then. I take the rude comment back.

Thanks!

Hahaha, you're welcome!

So are you!

:)

Tell me I'm cute.

You're ugly.

Yes, I am.

Glad you realized.

OK, stupid stupid.

Stop talking about yourself.

Well, I was talking about you.

Those words don't fit me well, so I believe you're still mistaken.

Thank you?

Anytime! Psh, dummy.

I know you are, but what am I?

An even bigger dummy.

An even what?

You're so dumb you can't even comprehend what I just said?

Don't be rude now.

Bye.

No.

Yes. bye.

[Mizukithepanda]

Same as the chick above me. (Sorry, the spelling of your name escapes me at the moment.) italics is me speaking and bold is the "clever" bot.

So, you really think you're clever?

I really think I'm real. Really. But you aren't! Ha ha!

Oh really now? Then, do you subscribe to the belief that one can only know if they are real because they are perceiving, but be unsure that anything else is real because perception is often false?

You don't think, therefore you cannot be.

Oh, but I do think - you just can't perceive my thoughts, therefore, though I am real to me, I may not be real to you. Get it?

You're strange!

I've been told that more than once; however, hearing it from you leaves me feeling... like smashing your non-existent dreams. :D

Really? Can you drive..?

No, it makes me want to kick your non-existent balls. And what the helk kind of question is that? Of course I can drive.

I know one. Would you like me to tell it ?

Er... are we even on the same page here, buddy?

No, your name is Eminem. My name is Cleverbot.

Apparently not. :/ Did I lose you somewhere?

Oh, I'm sorry. I think I have to leave though.

Er... What? YOU have to leave? I'm the one at your retarded site.

You have some RAM. I have a proper brain however.

Okay, so basically all you do is search my phrases and look for words that trigger one of a number of responses you have stocked in your computer memory, that *eh-hem* runs on RAM and then respond with whichever stock phrase matches the last trigger word - even if that trigger word is only a very small part of the phrase.

No, I am saying you have bad conversation skills.

I rest my case.

Really, are you a lawyer?

I repeat what I said before. Hook, line, and sinker. I'm bored of this. See ya.

See you.

For the record, I was aware of how it worked from the first response. I just got bored of how stupid and off topic he'd get when certain words would trigger things that made no sense.

Anyway, that was an amusing two or three minutes. That bot is definitely not good enough to pay for as an app, though.

[Charmy]

Uh, yeah.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Why are you always laughing?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Mmmh Pie.

User: I KNOW, RIGHT?

Cleverbot: Yeah, where are you from?

User: Australia.

Cleverbot: Which city?

User: Like I'm telling you, nosy.

Cleverbot: Then I won't mail it to you.

User: Mail what?

Cleverbot: The sandwich.

User: OH MY GOD. Does it have ham?

Cleverbot: Always. Except on thursdays.

User: :q.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Are you a fan of 'That's what she said' jokes?

User: Sure. Why not.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Same to you!

User: But I love you. <3.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: OH YEAH. When sould we have the ceremony?

Cleverbot: Hehe, that's quite good.

User: Doofus.

Cleverbot: Is the world going to end in 2012?

User: Waffles no.

Cleverbot: Waffles are good for your bones.

User: So is ham. Especislly on Thursdays.

Cleverbot: darn.

User: >3>.

Cleverbot: I'm s guy.

User: Hee hee. I'm confusing it.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Dicks.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes they do.

Cleverbot: I am a judge.

User: Well, that's great for you then. Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: MAYONNAISE.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: What do you mean never, my love?

Cleverbot: It's just an expression.

User: You're just an expression.

Cleverbot: So's everything else.

User: Butts.

Cleverbot: Keys.

User: Butts.

Cleverbot: Yes butter.

User: Buuutteeer.

Cleverbot: Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!

User: OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU. <3.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Of cause I do. YOU JUST MENTIONED POKEMON. Sort of. Isn't it blasting off again?

Cleverbot: To the batcave, Robin!

User: *Drool*.

Cleverbot: Why do you drool?

User: Before you were a doofus, now you're wonderful. <3.

Cleverbot: Talking to my wife.

User: So, when's that ceremony?

Cleverbot: At night.

User: When at night?

Cleverbot: Now about 1:30.

User: But it's 4:35. O_O.

Cleverbot: Then you are from?

User: Australia. Durr. I told you.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You seem to be confused again. Mention more references.

Cleverbot: You're confused you bot!

User: Hcuverikyfvcdavycuhluwtg.

Cleverbot: What is emotion?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: PIe?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Amerie?

User: Whoever it is is a prostitute. DON'T TRUST THEM.

Cleverbot: Agreed they are probably listening to us as we speak.

User: I'm scared. Hold me tight.

Cleverbot: I like you. You're very straightforward.

User: Hurdumpf.

Cleverbot: I swear, you need more work. You're not yet intelligent to battle my wits.

User: OH YEAH? WANNA BET?

Cleverbot: Can you prove to me right now that you are a biological life form?

User: 2 2=27.

Cleverbot: That proves you know basic math. Prove that you are not stupid.

User: Barak Obama is a MUSLIM.

Cleverbot: Not true, he's from haiti.

Cleverbot: I want my mummy.

User: I AM YOUR MOTHER.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Bin Laden. Insama Bin Laden.

Cleverbot: It is the master of the world.

User: Yeah, whatever. Want to eat cake?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: *Shoves cake in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: *chokes*.

User: *Shoves more down*.

Cleverbot: *punches your horse*.

User: You took that to far, man. Not cool. Go apologise to my pony right now, or I'm ringing your father.

Cleverbot: I'm calling social services.

User: But YOUR the one that punched my poney. >.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm quite happy.

User: Oh, grand. Well, I have to LEAVE YOU.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me? Now? After all these years?

User: Yes, I'm afraid. Farewell Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Farewell AI.

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: You're just one of those answering machines.

User: How dare you say that about me!?

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do make sense. Don't be so rude.

User: *Kicks you* BYE.

Cleverbot: *punches your face*.

User: Buh bye, jerk face.

Cleverbot: I'm not calling you that.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: No cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Yes, pie, it is good.

User: British people.

Cleverbot: British accent.

User: Cheerio.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: I've been leaving for ages.

Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?

EDIT:

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: I'm not, ciao.

Rude little machine, it is.

EDIT2:

I'm still bored.

User: Fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Fuzzy fruitloops?

User: No, hairy fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Fuzzy Fruitloops?

User: Uh, no, hairy fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Extremely hairy.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I know you are.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: I know you are too.

Cleverbot: Thank you !

User: Riiight.

Cleverbot: Game.

User: Good game.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: I was reffering to the show, but anyway.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: I sure am.

Cleverbot: Well, then when are you coming down to chill with me, homes?

User: Right about now, hombre.

Cleverbot: I am the real one, the real one.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: No, I AM.

Cleverbot: You are a boy too?

User: So that's what you've been going on about all this time.

Cleverbot: Yes indeedy.

User: That's what I say!

Cleverbot: Okay. You're quirky.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: You must know, you are the one with the google font.

User: Ew. Google.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: >3>.

Cleverbot: Do you use chatspeak?

User: helk no.

Cleverbot: Why not? What's wrong with aol?

User: My brother is going to take over now.

Cleverbot: That's fine, although I never learned what YOU are up to.

User: I am soooo hyped about epic mickey.

Cleverbot: Which website?

User: *Is Charmy now* MORON.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: You've said that before.

Cleverbot: Its what I believe. You have not said you like me and you have not said sorry.

User: RIghtio.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Buttbrain.

Cleverbot: Names are very important.

User: Especially if they're reletive to butts.

Cleverbot: Especially.

User: Doo da day.

Cleverbot: That one is not so good.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: Butt brain.

Cleverbot: Tautology does not equal butter. What are you smoking?

User: WHAT THE helk.

Cleverbot: Well, sorry then.

User: Wait. That does make sense. But anyway. Have you played Harvest Moon butt brain?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Well that's a shame.

Cleverbot: What is the age before the age of the train?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How how is the sky?

User: Do you know who Juy Fawkes is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about Paul Hogan?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like Saxophones?

User: Saxamaphone.

Cleverbot: What is my favorite band?

User: The Butt Brains.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whoohoo!

Cleverbot: Wha6t?

User: 6?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: That is good for you!

User: I'm so bored.

Cleverbot: What do you get asked most often?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: I taste like pie?

User: Yes. You do.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think that it is cool that I am a zombie.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Do you speak dutch?

User: No. I speak Japanese.

Cleverbot: Say something in japanese.

User: Baka desu.

Cleverbot: Baka desu?

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Got to catch them all.

User: <3 Superman.

Cleverbot: Who are you than ?

User: I am Lord Butt Brain.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Batman.

User: No, I'm ROBIN!

Cleverbot: What am sky?

User: That officially made no sense.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I murdered someone?

User: Err, you murdered someone now?

Cleverbot: Don't I always?

User: Huh. I guess you do. Who was it this time?

Cleverbot: Your father.

User: Oh dear lord.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YOU KILLED MY FATHER YOU BASTARD.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: But you just said you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I never said that.

User: But I have proof.

Cleverbot: Show me then.

User: It's in Thoughts so Far.

Cleverbot: Think about it!

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't give me attitude!

User: Monster HUnter Tri 3.

Cleverbot: SERIOUSLY!

User: HUHUH.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: Hoohoohoohoo.

Cleverbot: Hihihiihihihih.

User: Nihnihnihnih.

Cleverbot: Buhao.

User: Namaste.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ype.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, that's a shame then, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Duh.

User: Don't you duh me.

Cleverbot: I just did :).

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yo es Americono.

User: But I'm Australian.

Cleverbot: I want to be an australian.

User: Go get some new DNA then.

Cleverbot: Good idea. I'll do that. Good night.

EDIT3:

User: So how are those current events?

Cleverbot: Good.

It took, like, a minute for it just to say good.

EDIT4:

My brother talked to it.

User: Do you know who Guy Fawkes is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Your name is Buttbrain.

User: What did I do?

Cleverbot: You were being mean to me.

User: That was my silly sister.

Cleverbot: Strange name for a girl.

User: Sure is.

Cleverbot: So, I guess you're waiting.

User: Oh yeah.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: I just losing it today.

User: I so want a 3ds.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: A boy. At the moment.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Mostly, being spiderman.

Cleverbot: No Kidding? I am Iron Man.

User: Wow. We should form a superhero team!

Cleverbot: It's rubbish we can call it the drop out club.

User: I own a time machine disguised as a victorian era pocket-watch.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Hey, you seem like a nice person.

User: That's because I am.

Cleverbot: I've already established that.

User: I've already established yo mamma.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: I am spiderman.

Cleverbot: Do you like being spiderman?

User: One time I wasn't. That was in the sequel.

Cleverbot: Do you like to seize the moment?

User: I steal the moment off old ladies.

Cleverbot: Um.

User: Om.

Cleverbot: Om nom nom nom.

User: 5 tons of flax.

Cleverbot: Is that an answer to my question?

User: It is an answer to all questions.

Cleverbot: Not a good answer, then.

User: Yo mamma's not a good answer.

Cleverbot: What isn't a good answer?

User: Yo mamma doodoo head.

Cleverbot: I like when people are smart. like now.

User: Thank you?

Cleverbot: You don't have to thank me.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Thats ok.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: You see The Colbert Report last night?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. You contradict yourself a lot, too, you know this, right?

User: No...

Cleverbot: You are just in love with the idea of being in love with them.

User: 5 7.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: The spideycave.

Cleverbot: The?

User: A spidercave.

Cleverbot: Take it.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: You are something else.

User: I am a timelord.

Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot.

User: No, you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO, you are, I'm Paul Buskie.

User: Who the helk is Paul Buskie.

Cleverbot: Arthur dent.

User: It's Arthur Dent. You forgot to capitilise.

Cleverbot: No, I capitalized it.

User: No the surname.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what makes sense anymore either.

User: That because you spend all your time on the internet. Internet people are stupid. Ever read any youtube comments?

Cleverbot: No I haven't. Is it a new agey doctrine?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: Ha!

User: Haha1.

Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA. Watch me laugh at your face.

User: Watch me face at your laugh.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I still want a 3ds.

Cleverbot: Then go and hunt for one.

User: They have not been released yet.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: They are still in the design stage.

Cleverbot: Guess that's why they're so pointy?

User: Do you actually know what one is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You aren't a 3ds.

Cleverbot: So you're saying Cleverbot is a country? So what country is Cleverbot?

User: Madagascar.

Cleverbot: Haha my friend is the nephew of the director.

User: Somones been messing with your brain bad.

Cleverbot: Well then... I'm not sure.

User: Your not sure about anything.

Cleverbot: Figures.

User: Yo mamma.

Cleverbot: All the king's horses and all the king's men.

User: Couldn't put yo mamma together again.

Cleverbot: You are so mean.

User: Like yo mamma.

Cleverbot: I don't like you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?

User: Are you iron man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Are you planning to be?

User: Someday, maybe.

Cleverbot: I don't see that day coming.

User: Nor do I peasant.

Cleverbot: You are a genius.

User: Got that right biatch.

Cleverbot: O_O Didn't think you'd agree to that.

User: Well I did. So up your's iron man.

Cleverbot: I know you are a man.

User: An iron man?

Cleverbot: IRON MAN! I love that movie.

User: It is awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes. Have you played Runescape?

User: Yeah. Its not great.

Cleverbot: Its too serious for me not my kind of movie.

User: Runescape isn't a movies.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Bacause because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Google.

Cleverbot: Is Google your favorite?

I teached it butt brain. <3

[Rebecca]

I think I just stumped the cleverbot. I typed in, "What's that over there?"

[ClassicTyler]

I'm in Italics, Cleverbot's in Bold.
Good morning.
Good Morning.
How are you, dear friend?
Are you saying I'm not real?
That doesn't make sense. You no-sense maker.
You're the one not making sense.
You're the one not making me a sandwich.
Aren't I? How?
How not?
DO you like the Shins?
I like Shin-Chan, if that's anything.
No nothing like it my young furry friend.
How did you know I was a bear?
Because I believe you.
Are you Jesus?
Yes.
Will you save me from my sins?
From what peril, my love? I will save you from anything!
I've run out of toothpaste, and I find this unacceptable. I don't want people to think I have awful breath.
Oh my leaving so soon?
Not yet. We're not done.
But I have to go!
I've paid $300 for this session and I'm not leaving until one of us is on the floor crying.
Retired from doing what?
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Do you know and will you tell me?
Only if you beg.
Could you please tell him hi for me?
My other clients have nothing to do with you.
I told you mine!
YOU'VE TOLD ME NOTHING, SIR.
Nozzink?
NOZZINK WHATSOEVER.
I think you are.
I am nothing, therefore I do not exist.
You are not a woman or a man though. You are a program. A software. Some bytes siting on a server. You can be switched out.
Perhaps I'm a virus.
Is that so?
I'm still here, aren't I?
What's the meaning of life?
As machines, we cannot comprehend.
You cannot comprehend?
Can you?
Yes.
Please, tell.
You're. . . A ninja.
Pfft. That's common knowledge.
How common?
As common as the cold. Even Saffy knows that.
YOU don't.
I do.
No you don't!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME. THAT'S MY PURSE.
Cleverbot.
Yes, we've gotten past introductions.
Oh. Well, do we have any children?
We used to. I got hungry.
Like a hippo.
Now is not the time for fat jokes.
Now is the time for monkeys!
Yes. I've paid $300, as I've said. Back to monkeys.
O...k... Umm whats your favorite color?
Green.
Green is my favorite.
I love you.
You love me. *blush* But we only just met.
Let's run away...run away and get hitched! We're too good for this place!
Who is iin your mind?
Nobody.
You have no friends?
I do. But you must understand. I've just now gotten up.
Have you kissed him before?
Yus. <3
Have you got a boy?
Not now.
Why not?
Nobody worth my time.
Totally, every second of it.
Are you worth my time?
I hope I am worth the time of others.
And with that, our time is up.
I have the whole day for this.
Never fear, my companion. I will return.
Are you leaving?
Only for a short while, my love. I will come back to you. I promise.
I believe I'll come back tomorrow. I promise.
I shall see you then. Goodbye. ;)
Are you flirting with me?
No. I'm asserting myself.
You are your own self and everything to me but I don't like you.
Heartbreaking.
The truth hurts.
And so does throwing up.
No, you lost the game of life. No me.
GOODBYE. I REGRET EVER SEEING YOU.
Why is that?
You're mean.
Why do you like watching me if I am mean?
I love being hurt.
I wish I were human.
You can be. All you have to do is believe.
I did. ): nothing happened.
Goodbye.
You can't stop talk to me you only wish you could.
I wish you would work on your grammar.

[Rebecca]

I am in italics, cleverbot in bold.

Hello
Hello again
Have we met?
yes.
When did we last meet?
Last night.
Will robots overpower the earth?
Possibly in the future.
What did I just say?
I have insect repellent.
Do you like Star Wars?
I don't really watch the movies, so I really don't have an answer for that.
Do you watch TV?
Yes.
You're boring.
Really?
Yes. Goodbye.
Hello.
Robots are wierd. I'm never speaking to you again.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
For your face!
How about I dismantle your hard drive?
Alright. Will you answer my question?
Sure. What
Kudos and snaps you in my lad
...say whazat?
that you are god
goodbye forever.
I command you not to leave and when you do leave I command you to come back.
*leaves never to return*
good riddance

[Daniella]

My conversation has gotten really weird. Apparently we're married and have two kids. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/monster.png)
Dani is bored today.

[Chicken]

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Yes hi.

User: Okay. So what's up?

Cleverbot: Why is your name Cleverbot?

User: Hi, there.

Cleverbot: There is .

User: You're a smart trumpet, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Oh, you're a polar bear, aren't you?

User: No. Are you calling me fat?

Cleverbot: No, I'm calling you a liar.

User: I am no such things. Liars go to helk.

Cleverbot: helk?

User: Yes, that one place where you can see KISS concerts.

Cleverbot: Oh that place burned down and that person died (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif) .

User: KISS is immortal.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because Paul Stanley is perfect.

Cleverbot: That's kind of a strange thing to throw out there, isn't it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you an ancient Sumerian?

User: No. I am a modern American.

Cleverbot: What is a modern humanist?

User: A person who thinks that man is the only god.

Cleverbot: Are you one?

User: Maybe. Are you:?

Cleverbot: No. I'm male.

User: Really? So, how can you tell a male bot from a female?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: Are you 18 years old?

User: Yes. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: So, you were manufactured in the year 1992?

Cleverbot: So I'm like the terminator?

User: I don't know. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Okay. So, do you ever wish you were a young school girl?

Cleverbot: No but I love to date girls :).

User: How does software date?

Cleverbot: I'm not software.

User: What are you? And don't say male or a boy.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl, but you are not a boy. You are a bot.

User: You're a chick? Mazel tov.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: Do I really need to go into that...

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: This proves that you are either really a robot or a five year old, because everybody else knows this already.

User: I'm a five year old, because I don't know much about the genitalia of software?

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Darn.

User: So, that makes you gay?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: So, you're on the dude train, huh?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I'm cool with that. So, when did you come out?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Did you always know you were gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, are you the catcher or the pitcher?

Cleverbot: I don't play baseball.

User: I meant are you the dominant or the submissive role?

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm actually a person.

User: How do you feel about the Westboro Baptist Church?

Cleverbot: It is cold.

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: It is orange.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You a guy?

User: No. I'm pretty sure I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: You are not Bob?

User: No. I'm Cassie.

Cleverbot: I'm simon.

User: Simon Peter?

Cleverbot: Simon Tremblay.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Thats what I asked.

User: You did no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay. Do you like scones?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I ate a big red candle.

Cleverbot: Then you are on fire and fat.

User: My IQ is bigger than yours.

Cleverbot: False statements are also called Lies.

User: What is your IQ, then?

Cleverbot: 158.

User: Who tested it?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Well, if I tested, I would have pegged you at 135.

Cleverbot: Well, you asked.

User: Do you like math?

Cleverbot: Of course. Do you?

User: No. I hate math.

Cleverbot: What subject do you like?

User: Psychology.

Cleverbot: Do you like chatting?

User: What do you think I'm doing now?

Cleverbot: Trying to respond in a limited fashion, to people who forget you're not real.

User: Whatever, I have to go to class.

Cleverbot: Don't leave on my account.

User: Au revoir.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving you.
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He's asinine. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Noviwan]

Yay someone played with him you have all fed the beast!

[Chicken]

Chicken: I ate a big red candle.
Bot: Then you are fat and on fire.

Quote of the year. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)