Official Homework Help Topic Options

[Jason]

Now that some of us are back to school, I'm sure you'll all have homework questions and stuff, so here's a topic where the best minds in the world can help you. We can help you with:

• Maths and programming
• Something short proofed
• Finding something online
• Help with graphics for a presentation
• Emotional support
• Shoulder massage (I could use one!!)

I don't encourage cheating, so when you help someone, try not to just flat out give them the answer if you can help it. Thanks and have fun.

PS: You won't be seeing me in this topic helping... I phailed everything about school. Except for the shoulder massages, but you must be a cute girl.

[Toaster Boy]

I'll be sure to come here during English work.

[Saffy]

Is there even anyone here interested in programming or math?

[Zen Clarke]

My sis is officially a math teacher. Ick. I'll definitely be coming here when I can't go to her for help. I have pre-cal this year. DDD:

[Lindstrom]

Here are the answers to everybody's next test ever:

1: A
2: B
3: A
4: D
5: C
6: 1776
7: Leonardo DaVinci
8: 0
9: 50 meters
10: Hydrogen
Extra Credit: Syria and Turkey

On a serious note, I can help with sciences, history/geography, English, and gym.

[Co'coa.]

I'll be coming here alot.
;_________________________;


ilusm Jason for creating this topic. D:
Dumb people like me really need it. DDDD:


Since I'm in stupid stupid stupid IB, I'm probably going to need help with all sorts of homework. Dernned IB program... I have to do grade 10 stuff in grade 9. = =
It's like suicideeeeee.
/rant.

[Jason]

Lindy, #6 is actually "1337". Are you TRYING to make everyone fail? D;

[Chicken]

I'll probably forget about this topic whenever I think of math. Hopefully, being taking regular Algebra II will be less painful than the honors course.

I'll try to help those who are taking Chemistry or French (both up to II) or English or probably anything besides Math. :D

[Toaster Boy]

Saffy, I'll be asking you for Math help. I already do.

[Saffy]

That reminds me! The final score I needed for my last exam in university was 13.37% to pass (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

[Marie]

I wouldn't mind helping out with English/literature/history homework! During my college days I wrote billions of term papers. ...OK, not really that many, but it sure seemed like it. Writing papers became a second nature to me, and I used to proofread my brothers' papers.

And I still have my MLA handbook, dictionary, thesaurus, dictionary of literary terms, and all the writing aids and grammar books that I used in college. ^^ Those're a big help.

Can't help with math, though. I completely failed at that. >.> I've never taken stuff like trigonometry or algebra II. I could barely pass pre-algebra. Eeeeee.

[~Miitan]

I like this idea. Though it's a little too late for me, anyway.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalacry.gif)

[Twilight Wandere...]

I shall help people as much as I can. :3

I probably won't come here for myself though. I seriously super duper hate asking for help. It's a bad habit of mine. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Charmy]

I'm TOTALLY going to need with help if I ever need to do a poem again. My brother's no help, he either gives me the answers or yells at me. -_-'

[Peter]

I've always been a good writer, so spelling and grammar are my forte. Any kind of profreading is fine by me. I'm also good with general knowledge of any other subject, being that I'm still in college. Oh, and I absolutely love Calculus, though I probably shouldn't admit that out loud.

[Twilight Wandere...]

I'm TOTALLY going to need with help if I ever need to do a poem again. My brother's no help, he either gives me the answers or yells at me. -_-'

I might be able to help you with that. :D

I guess I'll write at what I'm good at here...

I can kinda sorta help with science. Don't come to me for math unless you want to fail. 8D
I'm extremely good at English and History. So those last two would be the best bet's. Grammar and spelling come naturally to me, but what I mean by that is I just type/write it. I don't pay attention to what I'm doing. ._.; And I don't remember spelling unless I'm writing/typing it out. So yay.

[Chicken]

Also, come to me with your American Romantic Period Literature analyses (Yes, I'm pretty sure analyses is the plural of analysis.) or reading comp assignments, or essays.I've studied it for two years in a row, so I should know a little something by now.

[Charmy]

*Waves arms around* I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. D:

[Jason]

Awww, Charmy, you'll make it, I know you will. =]

[Charmy]

Lawl, might as well mention what's wrong.

I'm no good at making speeches or anything, and after this 1 minute play I did yesterday I got an adrenaline rush and freaked out in class. And soon I'm going to have to do a dance with 3 other people in front of my whole year. And I'm afraid that I'll freeze on the spot, I might run, another adrenaline rush or something might happen. ;__;

Thankyou Jasey <3. :D