Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[Zen Clarke]

Having difficulties with someone? Have no idea where else to look for your wallet? Well, I'll try my best to help ya! If I say so myself, I'm not too bad at giving advice, and if I don't really know what to tell you, then I'll make something up that's sure to make ya laugh! Or your money back!

Disclaimer: Zen can not be held responsible if you decide to do what she intended as a joke. Please, no suing, she has no money. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Laughing, crying, sides hurting, getting slapped, getting a new friend, and/or vomit. Do not use this topic if you are breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before reading if you've had any liver problems. Stop reading and talk to your doctor immediately if you are experiancing laughing fits in the middle of your class/work/church/ect. because you just remembered something Zen said, as these may be signs of rare, but serious side effects.

Have you had your daily dose of inner Zen today?

[Co'coa.]

Zennyyyy?

What colour crayons do I liek the most? D;

[Daniella]

What happens when you mix all the colors of the rainbow together? :3

[Zen Clarke]

Okay!

Co'coa: Your favorite crayon color is....yellow!!!!

Dani: Hmm...good question....I'd say a nasty brown color...xP

[Daniella]

Ew. :x
If you were cooking outside on a grill and you somehow dropped something, what would you do?

[Zen Clarke]

Look around to make sure no one was looking, dust it off, and put it back on the grill. xDDD And if someone WAS looking, I'd say, "Hey look! Marsians!!! *puts back on grill*"

[Daniella]

x3 Remind me not to come to one of your cookouts
Quick, look behind you! What do you see? :o

[Zen Clarke]

xDDD

*twirls around in spinny chair* I seeeeeeeeee....a green wall, with three Zelda posters on it and Zelda picture. :3

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Do you have any... PEZ dispensers with the head of infamous Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa?

[Lenyo]

how do you feel about whales? I was thinking we should get one for our living room.

[Zen Clarke]

DPB: No, but I do have a white bear, one with Chicken Little's head, and ma lucky duckie one. Seriously. I brought him to school when I was taking a math test, and every time I got an A. *nods*

Lenny: Hmm...It depends. If it's pink, I don't think it'll go with the decor. However, a blue or yellow one will! :D

[Horcrux]

Do you like fish? If yes what kind?

[Zen Clarke]

Nope! Zenny no likey. I had it once, and while it tasted like chicken, I can't stand the smell, or the idea of where it comes from. I'm a fish vegetarian.

[Oscar]

ZEN!!!! Yay you made a topic!

So where on earth can I find a blue cat?

[Lenyo]

Aww but Pink whales are girly... Aww well, I guess I can compromise for you.


Is it funny I remember the girls locker room password but not the guys?

[Totoro Spirit]

So, if one were to put you in their house would it automatically give the house a zen feeling?

[Zen Clarke]

Lenny: Yes, it actually is funny. I just don't get why the guys would want to enter our world. Especially on those topics that say "SERIOUSLY GUYS, GIRLS ONLY!!!!" Then you click it and go, "...ew....*shudder*" *shakes head* I mean seriously. Are there girls running around in the Boys Locker Room? Just curious. And I didn't say get pink whales. xP They're too girl-y for my taste. xP

Oscar: I once wondered that, too. But during my studies and travels, I discovered that blue cats really do exsist! To receive one, you must go to New York City. Go to the corner of Broadway and Wallstreet. There, you will find a hobo. Walk up to him, put two pennies in his cup, and say, "The wolf howls at midnight." He'll give you a map. The map is garbage. Tell him so, and he will take it back. Leave, and repeat the process two days later. This time, he will give you a key. Go to Big Ben in London, England. Take the key and tap the bell twice with it. A map will flutter to the ground. From there, you must go to Egypt, near that sphynx thing. The map will lead you through a maze. At the end of the maze is quicksand. Get in the quicksand and you'll sink down to a chamber below. From there, you must go straight, take the left door, and go to the end of the tunnel. There, you will find the cuvveted blue cat.

Toroto Spirit: Of course it would! Just not the one you're expecting! ;P

[Lenyo]

I blame Toast, he gave me the password. And I didn't shudder. I had a sister who had similiar issues so I added my two cents. But of course I'll stay out if it makes you happy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) And yes. Some girls go in the boys locker room.

[Zen Clarke]

I'm not upset or anything. I was just saying, I think it's kinda funny when they do that. x3 There are some topics on there that even I'm like, "Uhh...*walks away blushing*"

[Lenyo]

Also I just saw you say you wanted a blue whale. *Gets one*

Now how can we make it fit in our living room?