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[Gabstah]

Tits or gtfo. Seriously though, I have no idea. I tell people I'm a girl and people believe me, end of story. I only lied online when I was like, 11 and playing neopets. Ahaha.

[Headtrip]

Why do I feel so stoned every morning? All I do is get up at 4:41, throw up, drink a 2-liter of Diet Pepsi, and then use the computer until my eyes blur and I get a killer headache.

[Gabstah]

It might have a lot to do with drinking a 2 litre of diet pepsi and then sitting on the computer.
And that doesn't sound like any kind of high I've ever had, you gotta get better pot dude. BC Bud ftw!

[Headtrip]

I've actually heard of that type. But I've got an addictive personality, so I'll pass. :/
Do you ever watch the Maury Show? I can't believe Channel 6 replaced it with Dr. Phil. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_tam.gif)

[Gabstah]

The only reason people get addicted to pot is because it's awesome. Once you're sick of it, you can stop. I have an extremely addictive personality, I know what it's like... I mean I've never tried to quit pot, because I don't want to quit... but I don't think I'd have any problems.

I don't have cable or satellite or TV of any kind, so no. I hated Dr. Phil though. He wasn't a real doctor, his license got taken away from him.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Best pie filling?

[Gabstah]

Mmm. Pecan.. sauce? Whatever goes in pecan pie. I also love blueberry pie and sour cherry pie.

By love I mean I really don't like pie but I'll eat those ones. Oh and banana cream pie... oooh actually I have a frozen one in my freezer right now. Comfort food ftw! I like pie filling but I don't really like pastry.

[Headtrip]

Have you ever had an idea while high that seemed awesome at the time and later you realized was extremely stupid?

[Hasfusel]

What would Domeki's reaction be if he found out that one of the ingredients in popular soft drinks such as Pepsi and Dr. Pepper have been linked to infertility in young men when regularly consumed? Was writing this a good id-

*hears far away scream of horror, which lasts several minutes*

Obviously not.

[Headtrip]

INFERTILTY?! YOU MEAN I'M GONNA GO BLIND?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

[Gabstah]

Okay, that first question is definitely a story. So in our house we have a pact that if Fraser is ever REALLY stuck on some kind of design idea, we'll all get high and help him through it. This definitely led us to the most EPIC IDEA we have ever come up with, period. It involved jigsaw pieces and a treasure hunt around town and interactive websites... it was incredible. Well... apparently Fraser's teacher didn't think it was quite as epic as us because he looked at it, went "hm. Got any other ideas?" I still think it's a sweet idea... I guess that's why I'm not a graphic designer. Apparently I'm "cliche." Lame.

It would probably be similar to the one that happened. I didn't know that, though, I'm glad Fraser only drinks pop as mix for rum or tequila. I want a lot of kids.

Do you actually want kids? Is being infertile so bad? It seems like a lot of people on here wouldn't mind not having kids...

[Hasfusel]

Infertility can also mean... cough cough...



...



Don't I have an appointment somewhere? I really need to be going.

[Gabstah]

Infertility is defined as a couple who have been having sex for 12 months without using contraceptives and can't get pregnant... if it was the man's fault, it means he's sterile. It doesn't mean he can't have sex, though.

[Headtrip]

I think he means impotence. And how would you know? >:(
Is it bad that I actually like this song on both a humorous and serious level?
:D

[Gabstah]

Oh the joys of wikipedia! Plus having a few family members that have tried for years to have kids and never could. ED, on the other hand, is a terrible, terrible thing. If drinking pepsi gave you ED... Fraser would be off that fo sho. Foo shoo. I'll get that fo shooo. We don't drink pepsi, though, coke all the way ;)

Umm, this time I'm going to say yes, haha, it is bad. I try so hard to watch these things you show me but I can only get about a third of the way through before I want to rip my hair out.

[Headtrip]

That's a third more than most people. Either the Pepsi's getting to my brain or...or...um, what was I going to say?

[Gabstah]

Maybe something about impotence, or infertility. Or maybe you were planning on showing another video?

[Headtrip]

No, no, mmm...no. After someone has an adverse reaction to a video I show them, I try to lay off for a while. Unless they're Hasfusel. >:)
What should my catchphrase be? It has to be something recognizable, yet original. Help?

[Gabstah]

Hahaha lucky Hasfusel then!

Catchphrase. Hmmm. I guess it depends on if you want to be menacing, clever... other adjectives here that I can't think of quite at the moment. And when are you planning on saying it? After you say something funny, after you kill someone, before you save someone..?

[Headtrip]

Before I kill someone, preferably. Something like "It's not Christmas, but your're about to get your stocking stuffed with wupass."