Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Headtrip]

How can you be friends with all the choicest ladies of Ranchstory?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I have to find an octagon! If I stop, how can I find an octagon? How, Lindstrom? HOW?

[Lindstrom]

"The flowers in the garden represent those in your heart. Treat them both with kindness." Does that make sense? Anyway they're all such sweethearts and I consider myself pretty fortunate to get to talk to them.

So the dilemma is the stop sign stops you from acquiring it, yes? Well, I think you have 2 options:
1) Use any method ranging from unlearning English to going blind to justify not grasping the concept of a stop sign
2) Learn to draw an octagon, perhaps with the help of an octopus. Octopi are known for their ability to draw perfect octagons.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I tried the octopus one, and he bit me. So now I have two questions:

1: Am I going to become a were octopus and grow more limbs in the light of the full moon?

2: Know a good eye surgeon? I need to get them put back in. Good thing I'm good at typings.

[Lindstrom]

You did both? Well, the only good eye surgeon I know is also an octopus. Anyway you should be ok if you rub garlic on yourself before the next full moon.

[Headtrip]

Is there such a thing as too much gravy?

[Gabstah]

How many hours a night of sleep do you normally get?

[Lindstrom]

There sure is. It'll ruin whatever you're eating to take it easy with the gravy, yo.

I'd guess 8 or 9. I usually wake up in the middle of the night all thirsty, so I keep a glass of water nearby. When I wake up in the morning, most days I have too much energy to stay in bed so I jump right out.

[Gabstah]

What's something little that gives you pleasure? (For example, I just found out that one of my favorite artists had put out a new album that I didn't know about and now I can't stop smiling as I listen to it)

[Lindstrom]

Sometimes if I find a new song I really like I might listen to it over and over until I've got it good in my head. As far as even more basic stuff, I like emptying the lint trap, feeding my dog, setting up electronic appliances, looking in the mirror to see how my hair is, hearing the ding from the toaster, moving furniture, and probably other stuff so trivial I can't think of it.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Why does Japan keep all the cool stuff for themselves?

http://earthboundcentral.com/2009/01/new-m...aturn-plushies/

[Lindstrom]

I'm not sure but at least we have some creative people over here too:

(IMG:http://files.fobby.net/0000/62b3/Team.jpg)

[Arilla]

I Am Legend.
Seen it? Is it any good?

Also, that is awesome.

[Lindstrom]

I have not. That's a Will Smith movie, isn't it? His movies are usually interesting. Independence Day is always funny to watch.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Yeah, but while those are awesome (Like Flint or Meeela's clay figures), they're not official merchandise. And considering their 100+ dollar pricetag as-is, I can only imagine that they'd skyrocket on eBay and the like. There's just even less hope of ever getting one. It could probably easily dethrone the Mach Pizza air freshener as the most valuable/rare/expensive merchandise item...

Muhammad Ali vs. Superman?

[Lindstrom]

Sounds like a mission to Japan is in order. We go in, snag a Mr. Saturn, and get out, just in time before the cartoons come on.

Ali has the disadvantage of being older, but I guess Superman has the disadvantage of having died before. Given these facts, I'll go with Ali. Also I think Superman is kind of cheap, having like a million powers for every situation.

[Tolby]

Would you prefer if the redhead was a guy? Is that why you cut her boobs off?

[Headtrip]

Do you mind being called gay at all? I know Tolby never lies, but I was positive you were straight...

[IdlersDream]

Why do you seem to be one of those people that everyone seems to sort of gravitate to? Do you have a magnet inside of you?

[Lindstrom]

Jason cut the boobs off when he made signatures limit to 250 pixels. I know it's a chick and if other people get confused, that's their problem.

I don't care what most people think. Tolby's not specifically calling me gay, he just calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Haha, if I explained it, it wouldn't be much of a mystery, would it? Mysteries are important, I think, as are vagueness and ambiguity.