Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Kevlar vests protect against burning lead, but a bone-crushing wallop will go through any armor.

[Headtrip]

Okay, I take it you've never punched your dad while he was wearing a bulletproof vest and he didn't flinch and you almost busted your wrist?

[Lindstrom]

Nope. But you're not soldier material, according to your previous posts.

[Headtrip]

Quite true. But do you know how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush?

[Lindstrom]

Doesn't everybody?

[Headtrip]

How do you feel about the DS-I XL?

[Lindstrom]

Sounds good. I don't need it though.

[Headtrip]

But it's like, bigger. Psh. Genius is wasted on some.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Life of Brian?

[Lindstrom]

Neither, Monty Python is overrated and overdone to the point where it's just not funny anymore.

[Headtrip]

You better be waffleing sarcastic. It may be overdone. But overrated? Neigh, neigh I say.
Moving on, did The Lonely Island throw your birthday cake on the ground too? And if you don't get that reference you have no right to call yourself awesome anymore.

[Lindstrom]

Yeah, what a shame it would be for me to find something funny because I thought it was, instead of only cuz everyone else says it is.

Ugh, ask some real questions or don't bother

[Hasfusel]

What should a badass eat for breakfast? Other than metaphorical opponents?
Also, have you seen the recent-ish film Doubt?

[Lindstrom]

For me, Captain Crunch is always good, or French toast. Shouldn't worry about it though. A true badass doesn't need validation. Make no mistake, though, it doesn't mean by not seeking validation that one is automatically badass.

Nope, not even sure I know what it's about.

[Hasfusel]

That is one of the best serious films I've ever seen, definately check it out if you see it cheap or find it online or something.

What subjects did you take for collage/university?

[Chicken]

Why should I be one of these "Badasses"? I thought conformism sucked and badasses didn't do that?

[Lindstrom]

Man, I feel like I've answered this a million times. Mostly Renewable Energy Sources like solar and wind, and also Geographic Imaging Systems and Environmental Technology.

We're not conforming, we're organizing. Best way to save the world is to just get a group of badasses together.

[Hasfusel]

Are you planning to get a university degree in one of those? Just think, one day you could be Doctor Cornet, which incidentally is a kickass name for an ice cream brand.

Isn't there the problem that the badasses in said badass squadron might fight each other? There'd be always at least one who'd be all, "no, I'm too badass to co-operate".

[Lindstrom]

Not really, I don't think a PhD wold really help.

Only for the fun of it would they fight each other. A true badass understands the gravity of a situation and doesn't jeopardize it for their ego.

[Headtrip]

How can you guys be badasses without badass tattoos?

[Lindstrom]

Who says we don't got badass tattoos? In a related note, the pirate themed mini-golf place gives out some seriously awesome temporary tattoos.