Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Headtrip]

Renovate your attic into an indoor volleyball thing! What do you have to lose?

[Lindstrom]

I don't have an attic :/ If I had the money I'd make my own tennis courts, though.

[Headtrip]

Wasn't the selling point on that Simpsons episode that it cost no more than a mausoleum or something?

[Lindstrom]

If that's from an episode made in the last 10 years then I haven't seen it.

[Zen Clarke]

Well, you can either join the fanclub, which is based in Massachusetts, and get a free t-shirt, or you can just be my friend, which doesn't require any forms or anything. I'm not big into the fangirl thing like Jason is, I'd much rather have someone say something thoughtful than worshipful.

Hmm...decisions, decisions. While free t-shirts are always fun, Massachusetts is so far away! And a little too far north for my comfy, warm, Texas luvin' nature...So I suppose I'll just have to be your friend. Yes, Jason is very much into the fangirl thing, isn't he? He has a huge fanbase...C'est la vie. Hmm...vous parlez français? (If that's wrong, sorry; I'm not that great at it....D:)

[Lindstrom]

Not very well, I never paid attention in class. I understand enough of it to get by if I were in a French speaking place, though.

[Zen Clarke]

Well, this is my third year in the class, and that's more than I can do. Sad, isn't it? Ah well. During my travels, I don't plan on going to France anyway; I only took the class because half of the student body can speak Spanish, or is taking it, so if I tried to insult them in that, they'd understand me. :\ So should've taken German....again, c'est la vie. Do you want to travel anywhere/have you?

[Lindstrom]

I've traveled all over the US (except Hawaii), and a number of places in Canada. I intend to see more parts of the world when I can afford to.

[Zen Clarke]

Very cool. I wanna visit the UK. Big Ben and Stonehenge seem so cool! Oh, that reminds me. Ever ridden on a train? Yes that's random, but I think trains are so cool, especially the old fashioned kind, and I wanna ride one so bad!

[Lindstrom]

Tons of trains. There's even a train that goes right by my house. There's nothing really special about them once you're on board.

[Zen Clarke]

;~; I'm so jealous of you. I'm beginning to wonder if I have some form of dyslexia (okay, who came up with that word!?!? -_-). Seriously. Did you know I only realized the other day that your name is LindstRom, not LindstoRm?? x-x

[Lindstrom]

A lot of people make that mistake. Actually, my first name is Jon, but most people, even one of my brothers, seem to always spell it John instead cuz they just don't know any better.

[Zen Clarke]

Wow. I hate it when people spell my name wrong. Mine's like, the default spelling or whatever, so I dunno why they insist on spelling it the other way. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) People are very odd, don't you agree?

[Headtrip]

People are very odd, don't you agree?

I CHISELED IT.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Would you enjoy seeing a video about hotcakes and chocolate-covered-cock?

[Lindstrom]

I think they just forget.

What's wrong with you?

[Chicken]

So, you have a twin, hmm? Identical or ney?

[Headtrip]

Aw, you're mean. Should I use my connections to put a dead rat in yoir mailbox?
And I didn't hear a no for the video.

[Lindstrom]

Identical, and he's 13 minutes older. Because we eat differently and do different stuff, we have different builds. He's a little shorter and fatter and I'm a little taller and leaner. Pretty much like Mario and Luigi.

You don't have connections. And what video?

[Headtrip]

This video. No one says you have to watch it, but it might explain a bit about me.

[Lindstrom]

For the record, arranging cartoon clips to make it sound like they're saying something offensive isn't that impressive. What you need is a healthy dose of good cartoons.