Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

He'd fetch a fair price, I'd wager.

Fiddle, because it has it's proper place in American folklore.

[Hasfusel]

The shotgun or the twin pistols? Or shall I just chuck in a grenade and hope for the best? Come on, there are terrorists that need blowing up.

[Headtrip]

Terrorists? Did somebody say
terrorists?
Ooh, ooh, I'm so excited! What should I wear? Whatever shall I bring?

[Lindstrom]

All of the above.

A GUN.

[Headtrip]

Snoop Dogg, Bootsy Collin, Estelle, Jonathan Davis, Willie Nelson. Can there be a more awesome lineup?

[Lindstrom]

whatever

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Shark Punk: Worth the potential $50? They seem quite amazingly cool, but even though I'd have to go through a lottery to pay for one maybe iunno if I could do that much.

[Lindstrom]

You're quite the avid collector of collectibles, aren't you? I recall some pictures of your shelves loaded with action figures and stuff. Not something I'd spend $50 on, though it seems weird of them to offer merely a lottery chance for $50 with no other rewards (though I didn't look too into it) when you could use that money to buy plenty of other things.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Most of what I collect is a single penny + shipping though, so this would be quite the large step up for me. The reason that the Shark Punk uses a lottery to buy one is because they only have ten of them, hand made. The a lottery's for five of them for $50 and the rest are being done via auction.

[Lindstrom]

Apparently you enter the lottery via email (free), just if you win you get to spend $50 on the Shark. So I guess you can enter anyway and think it over.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Yeah, I suppose. I never win anything, so even if I end up deciding I don't want it I probably won't have to deal with it anyway.

[Headtrip]

So this is a lottery that if you win, you pay them money. Curious. Would you be interested at all in my $45.99 kneecap-smashing service? Don't worry, if you sign up now we can waive the introductory fee.

[Lindstrom]

If you win the lottery you get to pay $50 for this:
(IMG:http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/products/punkzor_large.jpg)
Only 10 were made, 5 of them are part of the lottery and the other 5 are being auctioned.

Compare to: (IMG:http://www.videogamesprites.net/Earthbound/NPCs/Individuals/Onett/Shark%20-%20Walk%20(Front).gif)
"Heh eh, I gave a hint to my own enemy... I'm such a rockin' dude! I obviously have total confidence in my own abilities. Well... are you ready to get it on, Spanky?"

[Hasfusel]

And I thought Bootsy Collins was a Mighty Boosh invention...

Is it possible to get lost inside a box? Measuring, oh, nine inches by seven?

[Lindstrom]

Depends what else is in the box, and how big or small you are.

[Headtrip]

Does that gif look just a tad racist to you too? I know that's not what it's supposed to be, but that's how it looks to me.

[Lindstrom]

How is it racist? Cuz they wear black? It's just the gang colors, or at least for the regular members, since the leader wears a red pinstripe suit.

(IMG:http://starmen.net/mother2/images/official/clay_frank.png)

[Headtrip]

Why aren't racist words censored out by the swear filter, despite the fact I've seen them used occasionally? (Two members come to mind.)

[Lindstrom]

I don't think I've seen much of that, who's doing it? I'd wager Jason is probably unaware as well since he doesn't as much time to post/read.

[Hasfusel]

Is it rightful justice or a sad reflection of our hyper PCness that a guy in England got arrested for biting the heads of jellybabies before eating them on a train, one of which happened to be blackcurrant, in the presence of two carribean men?