Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Headtrip]

xxx denotes a variable, as in math. An educated man like yourself should have spotted that. ;/
Is Tom Cruise gay?

[Lindstrom]

Math is for losers. Tom Cruise... can do whatever the hell he wants as long as his movies don't suck cuz that's his job.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

What level of priority does your theme song have? Does it override even the final boss's?

[Headtrip]

Is your theme song a 48-hour kazoo instrumental?

[IdlersDream]

What are your thoughts on mittens?

[Lindstrom]

Depends who I'm fighting. If it's Baron Aloha, his music plays. If it's the resurrected form of Ike Turner, who is the boss of my smash hit N64 game Lindstrom's Adventure is Cooler Than Yours, then yeah a badass rockin' remix of my music plays. Due to copyright reasons, I can't share the song with you now.

Nope, it's a totally awesome rock song that makes you want to save the world from bad guys and stuff.

Mittens are wonderful. I like when girls are wearing them.

[Headtrip]

You like it when girls wear clothes? Weirdo.
On topic, "All characters depicted in sexually explicit scenes in this publication are at least the age of consent or over." Guess what I'm reading. :D

[Lindstrom]

Something for lonely people

[Hasfusel]

Well answered.

What would you do if you were trapped in a video games arcade in Old Shoreham, East Sussex, England and surrounded by several dozen Native American zombies? Your assets: some brazil nut fudge in a wrapper, a handful of plastic cowboy and indian figures, a revolver with seven bullets, a short knife with a broken tip, some string and several 2p coins (pence sterling). You are in the small back room, with a table barricaded against the door to the front room, which has several old arcade games, a piano and dozens of zombies in it. Note that this is from a dream I had when I was younger.

[Lindstrom]

We talkin' the slow walkin' zombies or the fast, run and chase you down type, and how many are there? Zombies aren't all that tough if you got something to beat them with, all you gotta do is swing something properly to break their arms and then bash the skull, since zombies are technically weaker than a healthy human, and the human body can only withstand so much. I'm also assuming there's no alternative exit to the room, cuz I'd just take that. Anyway I'd probably break off a leg from the table to use as a club. Actually, break off all the legs and lift the table and use it as a giant shield of sorts if needed. Also, I'm gonna cut off at least one of my sleeves, assuming it's not wet (I'm not a sweaty guy so it should be ok). I'll move through the room using the table to push away zombies assuming there are too many to just beat them. When I have a chance, I get behind the arcade machine closest to the door, unplug it, wrap the torn sleeve around the wire, and cut through it with the knife, but leaving the knife in there. Even without a point it wouldn't be hard to get it through the wire. Then I plug the machine back in and turn on the machine. This should cause an electrical fire, and then I can kick the machine over in the direction of the remaining zombies as I make my escape. The building will probably burn down with all the zombies in it.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

What's your take on all this? I'm not sure what to think of it, but a prequel in ye olde 1900's would be pretty cool.

[Lindstrom]

I hadn't heard any 1900's speculation, but a George and Maria prequel to MOTHER would be pretty amazing. Nonetheless, the resemblance to EarthBound is uncanny and I'm totally hoping for the best.

[Headtrip]

And you think I'm hopeless. -__-;; And it was manga, so dead on.
Isn't it ironic that the one day I feel like going to church I tell my mom and find out it's a Saturday?

[Lindstrom]

I guess

[IdlersDream]

Do you, or have you ever felt very lonely?

[Lindstrom]

For me, loneliness is usually just boredom, though sometimes I find myself longing to be with someone specific, at which point I don't particularly care about anything else in the world. Being single or solitary aren't insufferable since I'm exceptionally self-reliant. I'm the kind of person who has tons of good friends, but I don't have a best friend. I could live my whole life traveling about with no real friends and I'd be alright, though. I'm still prone to crushes and things.

[Headtrip]

Do you remember that Akon song "Lonely"? That song sucked.

[Lindstrom]

nope

[Headtrip]

Can you guess which genre of music has been statistically proven to be most likely to make you kill yourself? And no, it's not polka.

[Lindstrom]

Anything I don't listen to, probably.