I Have A Questions Topic, Now Yume and Hasfusel can stop arguing over me. Options

[Headtrip]

True, and I'm glad that you're confident in your sexuality. And I'm not gay, to reitarate. But with guys, I find it less awkward to talk to them and I feel more comfortable near them. And while you go for a girl if you want the nicest, going for a guy gives nice things too if that's what you're into. You already know how things work and your partner is more understanding if you're not having fun.
But this is mostly speculation, so ask Saffy or Kyle if you really want to find out, I guess. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif)

[Toaster Boy]

Why do you ask me sexual questions when I'm only about 14?

[Headtrip]

Because you still know more about it than I do. Although I wouldn't be bothering you like that if a certain someone would answer his question thread.

[Hasfusel]

Why do the voices persist? I can't take it anymore.

[Headtrip]

Take two Aspirin and call your local weapons dealer in the morning. Or I can sell you this M4 for $575, cheap. Honestly man, I'm taking a beating on this deal. It's some fiiiiine merchandise.
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[Hasfusel]

Why can't you see that I'm so much better than Yume?

Also, how is your... uh... condition coming on?

[Saffy]

Because you still know more about it than I do. Although I wouldn't be bothering you like that if a certain someone would answer his question thread.

To whom does this refer?

[Headtrip]

Maybe it's because Yume is just naturally more effeminate? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif) I don't know.
And not so good, I missed every day of school this week. D: I really wanted to go in, I just felt so depressed. Man...

I'm talking about Tolby's questions thread. Technically it doesn't exist, but if it did I would be asking sex-related questions at least 80% of my time on here. I might even finally get to ask about the rumour that he is not gay.

[Hasfusel]

Well, I know how you feel. I used to get depressed on a monthly basis. It runs in the family, which never helps.
Try not to miss school if you can help it, though. Besides, it should take your mind off it awhile. Although then again, doing something like Double Chemistry doesn't help when you're feeling down.
Try doing some painting, or writing. Read poetry. Listen to music (so long as it doesn't further depress you and send you Emo). Go for walks in the sunshine, that kind of thing. If that doesn't work, then you can just say, "to Hell with this, I'm going on Harvest Moon" and take the rest of the day off. Just don't take drugs, or drink, like some people I know. They say it takes their mind off it, but really it just makes them feel worse and worse, not to mention putting their health in danger.

And I was actually referring to, uh, let's be frank, the problem you said you had with touching yourself. Hopefully, it doesn't still trouble you.

[Headtrip]

Oh. That. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) It's better now. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
EDIT: To learn more, click this. Go on. You know you want to.

[Hasfusel]

Well, if you need more advice, I'm always here. Well, not always, because I have other things to do in my life, but you know what I mean.

Why the sudden Pokémon obcession? Would you feel intensely jealous if I told you I owned one of the rare original English versions of Pokémon Green?

[Headtrip]

I blame Saffy. As well as getting me into men he got me into Pokemon. I don't know if the two are related but it would definetly explain James and Harley for one thing. I know actual gay people who are less gay than they are.
And yes, if only because I could sell it and finally have some darn spending money. D:

[Hasfusel]

Will this give me nightmares?



Also, does he remind you just a little of Pennywise the Clown?

[Headtrip]

At first it was amusing, but it got so scary at 1:18 that I actually stopped watching. And I didn't know who Pennywise the Clown was, but after looking him up on Google I can say that there is a slight resemblance and that if McDonald's doesn't give you nightmares, that thing will.

[Hasfusel]

It's those eyes. Those eyes are the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life, with no exaggeration whatsoever. When you stare Ronald McDonald in the eyes, you stare into your doom.

Have you read The Shining?

[Headtrip]

No, but I have read Salem's Lot and The Tommyknockers.

[Hasfusel]

If you like Stephen King, read It (Pennywise the Clown stars in this one), The Shining, and Pet Semetary. Along with Salem's Lot, these are widely regarded as his best books. I've recently read loads of Stephen King stuff, mainly out of boredom, partly out of depression.

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Remind you of anyone?

(hint: Farmerchic likes him)

[Headtrip]

Yes, only Toaster B's a coward, not an exemplary toaster. He did a 180 after people flamed him for saying tennis was for "f*gboys".

[Hasfusel]

Why do you have the same Local Time as me? It's 9:41 with you as well, according to your profile.

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Hasfusel is puzzled. Perhaps there was a tornado and your house was deposited in England, just like in The Wizard of Oz. Check round your house. If your house happens to have crushed some witch apon landing and her legs are poking out from underneath, don't panic. This is perfectly natural. Just remember to take her ruby red slippers.

[Headtrip]

The explanation is even more exciting than that: I didn't know what timezone I was in so I picked a random one. Awesome all the way.