I Have A Questions Topic, Now Yume and Hasfusel can stop arguing over me. Options

[Headtrip]

No I did not. And that's pretty expensive when I could hook you up with the medical stuff from my homeboy Steve for $10 a gram.
I ain't joking. I'm still friends with all my school's dealers.

[Twilight Wandere...]

...Are you serious? >.>

Do they have drug sniffing dogs up there?

The first time my mom transferred to public school she was all 'Awww. How cute. They brought in dogs."

[Headtrip]

Yep. Serious. I came close to doing stuff on a number of occassions but I'm glad I didn't. All that stuff about weed not being addictive is bullshit, I've seen smart kids get hooked and crash.
If they have they've never brought them in.
Naievity can be fun.^^

[Twilight Wandere...]

But are you as glad as I am you didn't go down that path? God watched you when I couldn't. <3

[Headtrip]

Yes, I'm very grateful. It seemed like there was metaphorically always someone in the background hinting at me to do the right thing. I honestly feel like God helps me even when I try my hardest to turn away from His plan.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Doesn't that seem to happen with alot of people these days?

Including myself. When I've almost run away from Him, He pulls me back.

[Headtrip]

Yes it has. I've only started praying recently but everything is working out just enough to fix thing without being obvious.
And the most important thing to remember is God loves us all, no matter who we are or even what we do.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Did you know that Texas has five different legal killing methods for death penalty?

I just remembered that when typing up your answer in my topic.

[Headtrip]

That's messed. Firing squad for me, thanks.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Think you can guess all five of them?

[Headtrip]

I'll try.
1. Hanging.
2. Electric chair.
3. Lethal Injection.
4. Firing squad.
5. Guillotine?

[Twilight Wandere...]

So close. The last one was gas chamber.

Did you know that Sir Guillotine was the one that figured out that if you angle a blade a certain way, you can chop someone's head clean off?

Also, would you like some hot chocolate?

[Hasfusel]

They still kill people by gas chamber? That is a disgusting way to die.

What is "God's plan for you", and how do you know when you're deviating from it?
Have you ever read anything by Freud, especially about the subconscious/superego?

[Headtrip]

I know he invented the guillotine, so yep. And no thanks, I'm still good from my three servings of diet cola.

It gets complicated there, no one knows exactly what God's plan is but it's safe to assume you follow it by doing good things. Karma is bullshit though, bad things happen to good people and bad people live fantastic lives.
No I have not, but I may just be a tad prejudiced against him because his writings turned my mom into a- I don't know what to call her, but I hope she doesn't still believe I touched myself because I wanted to have polkaroo with her. God I hate that man. I'm still having some experiences with his followers in the field of pyschiatry that are honestly traumatizing me. Any time I demonstrate something that contradicts their view of how people should work they ignore it or even berate me for it. Carl Jung is the true master of knowledge on the human condition.

[Hasfusel]

How do we know God has any kind of plan for you or indeed anyone? Surely as an omnipotent being, he doesn't need one...? And if he did, there would be no way of "following it" unless he had given specific instructions on what it was. It's like in Islam, where they say God has decided the moment of death in advance for everyone, so commiting suicide is going against His plan. How exactly does that work? So if you fall down the stairs and die, or get shot in battle, or die in any other random way at any random die, it's part of the plan. But somehow, if you kill yourself, that goes against the tide of fate. God wasn't planning for that somehow, even if He had put you into a circumstance where you'd be forced to kill yourself or go insane.

If you want to understand anything about that feeling you get when you're doing something wrong, read up on basic psychology (Freud would be a good start - forget what other people said, and forget about the Oedipeus/Electra complexes until you know enough to properly understand what is meant by them. Carl Jung is also good but not what you need to read) and some very basic sociology to find out about the "subconscious" and how it fits into social control by making you feel something is wrong when you go against certain stigmas, for example.

Oh, and I think my karma just ran over your dogma.

[Zen Clarke]

A two billion dollar iTunes gift certificate. Or a tie with a piano keys design on it.

Because she gets paid a nickel every time she does. She's currently the wealthiest woman in all of Sweden.

You best believe it. And ohhhhh, Saffy!!!!! I hate you for that post underneath that one!! x-x Why does Saffy always say things that make me feel uncomfortable?

[Saffy]

Because you have no humour and take offense at things too easily? Grow up.

And besides, many of the comments I post in thread of that nature are usually taken from commercials. That particular post came from a commercial for some child's toy. It's your own damn fault for interpreting it wrong.

[Zen Clarke]

Why does Saffy sound like he's yelling at me when I was only kidding?

[Headtrip]

I find it easier to believe God is Ceiling Cat than believing in Freud. Whatever happened to taking my catgirls away to save my soul? That was cute. Although you win respect points for a pun I actually like.

He hates you.

Ask a darn question. D:<

Like I said, he hates you. A lot.

[Hasfusel]

It's not "believing in Freud". Psychology is a science, not a religion.
And God hates catgirls - indeed, he has no love for any furries. Yes, God hates furries. So the longer you keep that costume, the higher the chances you have of going to Japanese Hell. I don't need to describe what that is like.

Do you have any sympathy for Mr. Berlusconi and his facial injuries?