Chicken Explains It All, Just do it! Options

[Chicken]

Domeki: Of course, it is. It's too much trouble to mop up your filthy blood.

Saffy:

I can control the minds of the majority of young men with a single batting of my eyes. >D

[Saffy]

Yeah, but Domeki might have that same ability too :[ He's quite feminine.

[Headtrip]

Has Saffy not been looking at the all the pics I post of metal-heads and how much I look like them?
Second from the left, minus dreds and glasses. I am wearing the red shirt and jeans, by some crazy coincidence.

[Chicken]

Saffy: Fine then. I'm superior to Domeki, because I have a more girlish figure.

Domeki: No, he's been looking. You'd just be suprised what the majority of young men go for, these days. All they can do is sigh and think of those adorable little chin whiskers.

[Headtrip]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) But I got a shave on the weekend, does that knock down my sex appeal?

[Chicken]

The young men like a manly man, like a lumberjack or the Bounty paper towel guy.

[Headtrip]

Does Gene Simmoms play with his fingers or a pick?

[Chicken]

It always looked like a pick to me, but I keep my eyes on Paul Stanley, mostly. <333

[Headtrip]

But he's not Asian. Lolzol.
Do you remember Kid Rock?

[Chicken]

I can like non-Asians, too. Besides Paul Stanley has one of the most beautiful things a person can have: black hair (natural or done WELL).

Of course. Once you see Kid Rock, you never forget him.

[Headtrip]

Shouldn't eclairs be soft, not crunchy?

[Chicken]

Yes, they should be soft. Just as glazed doughnuts should be.

[Mizuko]

Have you got any information on the where I can find..........'The boss'?

[Chicken]

Go up to the 77th floor, go down the corridor, make a left, a right, and another left, and you should see a sign that says 'copy room'. He's in there.

[Mizuko]

Thanks for the information, sugar.

Are you sure your not tricking me?

[Chicken]

No, there's definately not a terrifying, man-eating beast in using the copier as we speak.

[Mizuko]

LIAR! There is a bomb in that room!

*Ties you to chair, points light at you* Tell me everything you know about him?

[Chicken]

I ain't no fool. The boss is Saffy. He's currently located at 123 Harvest Moon Road Ranchstory, China 3495964-123-4. He's immune to everything except for rose gold bullets. Also, he has a hook in place of one of his hands and he has a cat that always sits on his lap. I've never seen past his shoulders before, so that's all I can tell you.

[Headtrip]

Is Slayer still around and is there anyone left who cares?

[Chicken]

I don't know; and probably not.