Waffle Island News!, Wow it is intersting... Options

[Blah]

I got bored and played with an old file from year 1, so I could see some more heart event, even though I don't regret stalking Luna till she married me, and after sending my animals in for the night, I felt like watching the news which isn't a regular occurance for me, as I am usually drunk at the bar.

So after watching the very interesting news about Brownie Ranch getting horse... Even though I do like horses >_<... I thought there must be better news stories... LETS IMAGINE A STORY! So please listen to "THE NEW AND IMPROVED WAFFLE ISLAND NEWS!";

Elli: Good evening Citzens, Todays top story. PANDAMONIM IN WAFFLE TOWN this afternoon as the inn owner Jake went into a mad range after his daughter set fire to their inn while trying to make ice. In his mad range he starthed filinging poo at local residents. As he flung poo at the tailoring shop sisters, the small pink haired one pushed him over and jumped on his face, screaming "YOU RUINED MY DRESS!". The blue haired sister, in fear, ran away and took shelter on a boat, Closely followed by Calvin the Explorer and Toby the fisherman who were going out to sea with the boat's captin, Pascal, to look for a rare aztec fish only found nowhere near the gull islands... SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO FIND IT! As Pascal walked onto the docks the boat left without him, as it was being driven by a crazed dancer from Toucan Island, screaming "YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME BACK TO TOUCAN ISLAND MOTHER!". The four are currently lost at sea and Calvin has been rumored to have wet his pants. An eye witness has this to say...

Luke: "IT WAS ALL LIKE BOOM, AND HE WAS ALL FLINGY, AND SHE WAS LIKE "MY DRESS AND STUFF!", AND SHE WAS ALL "AHHHHHHH" AND HE WAS ALL "Fish" AND SHE WAS ALL "MUHAHAHAHA" AND IT WAS AWESOME!"

Elli: Thank you, Now in other news the rumors of the mayors Over usage of LSD are back as he claimes to have seen the new farmer walking up a rainbow... That is all, Goodnight.

(I know this is kinda post gameish, but please post your Imaginary news stories about Waffle Island here too, as I wish to read them... Farewell humans)

[Miss Kid]

This looks fun. Heres my story. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)


Eli: "Good evening and welcoe to waffle island news. Our top story tonight, Is someone poisiong the animals at brownie ranch? Yesterday local cook Chase clamed that the milk he used for his stew has gotten the customers sick. Rumors have been spreading that it was actually his wife Mia that is poisiong the food out of some form of spite. Brownie ranch owner Cain told us that he had nothing to do with the bad milk and it must have been the cooks own fault. And now for baby news. He have just got word that Docter Jin and Anissa of the Souffle Farm. had a new baby boy. Heres what they had to say."

Jin: "What are you doing in my house?!"

Eli: "And thats all for tonight. Join us tomarrow for more on this new baby."

[Twilight Wandere...]

Heeeey. This looks fun. I could do it before I die of boredom I suppose. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

Elli: This is Waffle Island News. Today's spot of New's we are interviewing Mark the Farmer, who has apparently gone crazy recently."
Mark: "Didn't you just see that? My son just blew away in that storm! On a panda!"
Jin: "Uh huh...and how does that make you feel?" *He takes out a giant needle and sticks it in Mark's arm.*
*Mark opens his mouth and passes out. Jin takes him over to an ambulance and sticks him inside of it.*
Mark: "FLAMINGO BUTTONED PAJAMA PANTS!" He screams as some men in white drive him away. The people watching this program see the amublance's side labeled 'Happy Happy Fun Land.'

Elli: "And that is it for tonight Islander's. Tune in next time to find out: Is Mark crazy? Is Happy Happy Fun Land really so Happy that it deserves two in succession? We'll see. And now for the Waffle Town cartoons."

Best I could do on such short notice. I'll try and come up with a better one. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Kari]

Hahahaha I love this (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

*cue news music*

"Elli: Good evening and welcome to Waffle Island News. And now for today's information update...CHICKENS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH WAFFLE TOWN! It seems that a recent batch of chickens sent to Brownie Ranch have escaped their cages and made their way for the town. It's a feather flock frenzy as citizens scramble to make their way to their jobs. Some say they can't even take one step outside their homes without being mobbed by these hens. Here are some of our townsfolk to comment on the issue.

Jake: This is madness... One second I was admiring the lovely cherry blossom trees with my equally lovely wife, the next second a chicken was dancing on my head. Something must be done!

Ozzie: The incessant clucking is scaring away the fish!

Maya: Hmmm... I suddenly have a craving for chicken pot pie...

Luna: THESE CHICKEN AND THEIR FEATHERS ARE MESSING UP MY HAIR! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!

Hamilton: Oh this is TERRIBLE SOMEONE HEEEEEELP!!! *chickens are chasing him*

Elli: The mayor's son has taken this crisis upon himself and is working for a solution...

Gill: I need everyone to remain calm. I've contacted Brownie Ranch and Cain is on his way...Please all I ask is for everyone to stay home until this matter is settled. I am doing all I can to-- *chuck chuck* Yes, uh, don't worry about the chickens they....*bawk bawk bawk*........Good heavens... *BAWKK BAWKK BAWKK*

Elli: Oh my!! Um, yes, like Gill said please stay home today. The weather is...feathery. Now that's it. See you tomorr-- *bawk bawk BAWK BAWK*

*cue news music*

[Charmy]

And then the next day everybody ate chicken burgers. :)

[Kari]

That's one way to clear an excessive amount of chickens.

I'm guessing Gill found his solution. :D