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[Chicken]

Yeah. You can ask me questions, and please don't be ridiculous. I won't answer something totally sick. Feel free to ask me stuff, though. I won't be dull and I'll try to conduct myself normally and unless requested to, I won't preach. :)

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-kraken.gif) Yay?

[Saffy]

I supposed I have to ask as per usual; What made you make this topic now?

Anyhow, uh, why do you called yourself Chicken?

[Chicken]

Well, I didn't wanted to look like I was a big copy cat or something. I guess I gave into the idea.

Um, it was actually random. Being that I was 12 or 13, I didn't really think about the name and was more interested in posting? :D

[Saffy]

Do you know that by eating chickens you're killing a part of yourself?

[Chicken]

Yes. I know that. But, you do it, too. D:

[FarmerChic]

If you get the bird flu, can we make you into chicken alfredo and feed you to Hasfusel? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

[Saffy]

Not really, I rarely eat chicken unless it's rotisserie :] I have a craving for Swiss Chalet all of a sudden. Would you eat there?

[Chicken]

Well, you can't cook me like whole. I would however sit in the pot and be the flavoring. You know like a ham hock?

Where? :O

[Saffy]

What's a ham hock? And let's ask Hasful when he comes back (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)

At Swiss Chalet D: I love that place so much lately.

[Chicken]

A ham hock is a bone with some meat on it one sticks in water to make a stock/broth. It's probably more of a Southern thing. I love being a Southern person. You're either complimented for having tasty cuisine or cursed at by people like Olivia, because according to her we "shoot and hang black people". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

And, I've never heard of this place. :O What's it like?

[Saffy]

I wouldn't like to be southern ]: I think I'd like to live more in the country though.

Also, I think it's just a restaurant in Ontario.

http://swisschalet.com/

If you were an elephant would you marry a centipede?

[Chicken]

Why not? Some people actually question how Southern, I am. I live about 20 minutes above the Mason-Dixon line. You'd be suprised how much of a difference it makes. I grew up in a Southern family so we're like a rarity. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) 20 minutes from here it's like, "Weyyll, hi, ya'll." but most be here talk without an accent.

I did live in the country until they started building things left and right.

Wow, the restaurant looks nice. :)

Um, I don't know if the anatomy of that could work. Even if it did...would I produce 100 legged, big-eared, children? No, no I wouldn't. Nor do I like air fresheners.

[Yume]

If you were stranded somewhere and you had one thing in your handbag/purse, what would it be? D:

Also, why hasn't Chicken asked Yume questions on Yume's thread? D:

This post has been edited by Yume: Jul 7 2008, 12:38 AM

[Chicken]

Hm...I would have to say a lunchable. It's multi-purpose, you see. I would eat the ham and drink and then I would use the leftovers as a weapon. >D

She will, she will.

[Saffy]

You knew what I was talking about? D:

[FarmerChic]

If aliens are real and heaven is real, will we share heaven with the aliens? DDD:

[Chicken]

Yes. I'm just extremely cool like that. :D

And, yes, we will have to share Heaven with the folks of Belgium.

[Saffy]

Why are Belgiums trying to destroy our satellites?

[Chicken]

They prefer cable.

[Headtrip]

Why are strawberries and cherries featured so often in hentai? Not that I would know, I mean. *shifty eyes*