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[Katie]

I can have your cats? :D Sweet.

Yeah, he had two platefuls of bite-size salmon, clams, and linguinie[spelled it wrong] today. <3

What is in Saffy's Wii right now?

[Toaster Boy]

But why did Saffy choose to be gay?(Last question concerning your gayness)

[Saffy]

Super Smash Bros Brawl, from when I played Toaster.

It wasn't really a choice. It was acceptance of fact. It had bothered me for several years and one night I just decided to say it to myself. I think I had one of my best sleeps ever that day (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)

[Toaster Boy]

When does Saffy wanna brawl. I grow inpatience. D:

[Saffy]

Not tonight. Not feeling well =\

[Toaster Boy]

I told you the naps wont work?

[Saffy]

I know. I'm just trying to fall asleep now =\

[Toaster Boy]

You need to stop taking naps, ok?

[FarmerChic]

Will you play brawl with me if I end up moving into my step dads house? :/

[Tolby]

Adopt? You'd be a cool dad, but Kyle wouldn't be a very good mom.

[Saffy]

Why should I stop? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif) The only thing I hate is waking up groggy, and well, not being able to sleep so easily later on D:

Uh, sure, I guess?

Aw, thank you, Tolby :D And I think Kyle would secretly like to play mom :3

[Headtrip]

Alright, I got a crapload of awkward sexual questions that FarmerChic didn't feel comfortable answering in her questions thread.
So, here you go. *dumps load of questions on your desk*

Are cyber-sex and phone sex actual forms of sex? I got into a discussion with a guy at school over this until the teacher made me stand in the hall. I demand closure. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif)

From what I read about your replies to my questions about your sexuality, did you imply that you'd be willing to put a guy's genitals in your mouth but you wouldn't want to touch them with your hands? That's kind of odd...*awkward*

Since you're basically a modest guy, would your ultimate nightmare be having to work in the sex industry? I don't mean like being a xiefography star or anything, just having to do something like work in an "adult bookstore" or something.

And here's the acid test to see if Toaster Boy has a chance of getting you back on the straight and narrow. Look at this cute schoolgirl. Do her innocent expression, mesmeric eyes, cute figure, thin body, long hair or pose appeal to you? I won't bother asking about the thighs, you're probably not into that. But (IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-iia.png) to look at girls with nice legs. <3

This post has been edited by Domeki-kun: Jul 6 2008, 11:56 AM

[Saffy]

Well, yeah, sort of. It's basically talking dirty to one another while the two of you get very horny and ultimately cream yourselves. Aside from the contact of the other person it's still kind of there. It's just you touching yourself instead.

Harr. Oral sex is probably the most I'd do, but I don't know how much I'd like to be the one giving it. And as for touching, I meant, some people like to put their fingers in weird places...

It would make me highly uncomfortable considering the people I'd be around. I think I could live though; I'd just have to lie everyday.

Nah, I can't really say that she does.

[Headtrip]

Here's a tough choice for you: would you rather watch a flick in a pr0n theater or go to church for a day?
And I just meant touching of the genitals. Whatever could you mean by "weird places"? The nose, perhaps? :innocent:

[Saffy]

Probably church everyday. At least there's some purity to it.

No, go a lot lower..

[Headtrip]

What, the feet? I thought you were going to say...somewhere around back. Now I'm totally clueless (as always XP).
And have you ever done a Miss Kid and used a computer totally naked? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/jack_shocked.gif)
Oh wait, you meant lower than the nose. Now I see. 0.O

This post has been edited by Domeki-kun: Jul 6 2008, 02:58 PM

[Saffy]

Yes, around back. Some people like to do things with their hands there. I think that's gross.

Nah, I've never done that. There's probably been the odd time I took my shirt off or something but that would be about it D:

[Headtrip]

Thanks a lot. Thinking about you with your shirt off always causes excessive drool damage to my keyboard. >:(
And now for the most noobish question yet: who is Xief? Is she maybe a gay friend of yours? Why is her/his/its name synonymous with p0rn?

[Saffy]

You're welcome :) You wanted to anyway, right?

Xief is a girl I've known for a few years. She was admin at Otaku but seems to have recently quit. I met her through Zack (Jack) and I spend much of my time teasing her and saying really weird things to her for amusement (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif) I felt I would honour her by making pornography synonymous with her name. She was absolutely "delighted" <3 And no, she's not gay.

[Tolby]

Done thinking hard? It doesn't have the be the meanest I guess, just high up there.