Castle of Dreams, We'll grant your dream no matter what! Options

[Twilight Wandere...]

Prologue - The Castle of Dreams

Once - and this is considered a forbidden legend in some areas, so don't let me catch you telling it, ya hear? - there was this magnificent castle. Now, it wasn't made of the same material all around, you see. It was made of various different things. Thingamabobs, gadgets, you name it, and it was part of the castle. Some thought the castle a mirage, others... Well, they had been inside of it. They could tell you it was no such thing. Inside this castle lived two witches. Now, we're not talking ugly witches that are fat and have warts (although one may try and convince you she does, she doesn't.) No, we're talking women who could do anything. The profession they chose was Dream Weaving, which is when a person asks for a certain thing to happen - good or bad - and they must pay a price in return for the dream. Oh, the names of the witches? Well, I figured you would never ask. They were Totoro Spirit and Twilight Wanderer, but they went by Toto and Twi respectively. It's just a whole lot easier to refer to them by. Day in and day out, they granted dreams. This is their story.

Chapter 1 - Orange Underware is Perfect for an Outfit

Now that you've heard a bit of their story, are you even remotely interested? Sure ya are! Or obviously you wouldn't have made it this far. I'll give you a cookie for it later. Now, where was I? Ah yes. This is the story of Toto and Twi. While they were very happy owning their Castle of Dreams, the same thing can get boring if you do it over and over, ya know? So, one day, over dinner, Twi proposed they get out into the world so they could see the sights and grant dreams. Hopefully. Business had been a little dry lately. Just as Toto was about to respond, a customer rang the ancient doorbell out front. "Got it..." Toto replied quietly, not knowing it was a customer. Twi kept eating as Toto reached the door. "Hi, my name's Zboy. I came here for my drea-"
"NO WAY! You aren't a customer. It's been too long since our last one... And he's in the celler... I mean, uh. What could you possibly want?" Toto freaked out. She looked Zboy up and down. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit, and he looked just too good to be true. "Well, I... I want to be a Super Hero again." A... Super Hero? "Wait... You're the famous Z-Ster! Come in with me. We gotta speak with Twi. She'll wanna see you." With that, Toto led Zboy into the kitchen. Twi was scarfing down some food in the fridge when Toto snuck up on her. "Twi... What do you think you are doing?" Twi squeaked and dropped some milk. "I was... Uh, making expired chocolate milk." Toto sighed. "Nevermind that. Look at this latest customer." Twi saw Zboy and squealed. "Y-You're... Super Z-Ster! Can I have your autograph? Please please please please please!?" Zboy seemed to bask in the glory for a second before he slumped over. "That's the problem. I'm not a Super Hero anymore..."
"Oh, well don't worry about that, silly! The reason you found this run down place is because we can grant your dream for you!" Twi crooned.
"I keep telling you the reason it is so run down is because you don't let Jason out of his cage enough to fix it..."
"Nonsense." Twi said. "He keeps escaping whenever I let him out anyway."
"Anyhow." Toto said, cutting Twi short. "We can make you a Super Hero again. But with a price."
"Yeah!" Twi spoke up. "I'll... Hmm, I'll take your autograph. And if you have a pair of orange boxers, I want them!"
"Huh...?" Zboy asked, utterly confused.
"Twi always asks for weird payments. Don't worry about her. I, personally, want oranges. So I can make something with them."
"That's a weird payment... But I like it! I wish grocery stores asked for this kinda payment..." Zboy wished.
Twi shrugged, clearly wishing that too, and wiggled her pinky finger. Toto wiggled her eyebrows, and BOOM! Zboy was wearing a brand spanking new Super Hero outfit... Made of underware.

Will Zboy like this new costume? Did Jason escape from his cage again? Are grocery stores ever going to accept that kinda easy payment?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

[ZBoy]

Oh how much I love being a famous superhero. Thank you for including me! I can't wait for the next chapter! :D

[Totoro Spirit]

Toto wiggled her eyebrows, and BOOM!

Well, you know that made me laugh. The rest of it was good too. But, as I'm vain, that was my favorite bit.

[Oscar]

Yes, I liked Totoro wiggling her eyebrows. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) These stories are popping out everywhere! And they're all fun to read, this one is no exception.

[Charmy]

I'll keep on reading this. ;D Please post more, soon.

[Zen Clarke]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Oh gawd. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I like this. A lot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Poor Jason. If he's not a parrot and being shot, he's being locked in a cage....

[Noviwan]

Thats pretty good I hope there will be more.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Chapter 2 - The Letters of Doom

"Woah!" Zboy shouted in amazement. "This getup is so awesome!" He turned around and around, looking himself over. "Thanks." Twi said proudly. "Now I'll take that autograph and underware, if ya don't mind."
"And my oranges." Toto chimed in.
Before Zboy could pay them, however, a girl with dark brown hair dressed in a cow print maid outfit ran out. "Toto, Twi! It's bad... Jason has escaped his cage again!"
"OH NO!" Twi looked at Toto really fast. As if she granted Twi's fears, she started mumbling insane things and walking for the writing desk in the castle.
"Oh God... NOT THE LETTERS!" Twi screeched.
"The letters?" Zboy asked inquisitively.
"Yes..." Twi whispered, mortified. "Whenever Jason escapes, or she gets fed up with him... She writes letters to him. And has me proofread them... HERE SHE COMES!"
Toto came and handed Twi a letter. Twi gulped and started to read it aloud. "Dear Jason... If you don't get your *beep* back here then I'm going to *beep*ing *beep* you until you *beep*... CAN'T YOU MAKE THIS A LITTLE MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY? Too angry!" Toto sighed and snatched the letter back. She didn't go back to the writing desk, but instead made some corrections right then and there and handed it back to Twi. "Dear Jason... If you don't come back, I don't know what I'll do. Maybe we weren't meant to be together. If that's the case, I'll climb in my sock drawer and won't come ou- TOO DEPRESSING! Can't you reach a medium?" Toto sighed once more and made some more corrections, while Zboy looked at them as if they were two crazy people... And yet, he was in awe. Maybe he should invite them to travel with him...? "Dear Jason... I'm breaking up with you. Let's be friends... If I don't bash your head in first... Yeah, that's much better." Twi sealed it in an envelope and gave it to the cow print maid girl, whom we shall refer to as Miss Kid. Miss Kid ran off to find Jason and deliver it.

Will Zboy invite them to travel with him? Will Toto bash Jason's head in, or climb in the sock drawer? Will Jason ever receive the letter?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

I'm glad everyone likes it. :D I'm going to probably update it every day. If not, twice a day, seeming as I'm finished with summer work and I have nothing better to do with the life I do not own. :B

[Jason]

Saying Toto will climb on a roof is like saying Matt likes football.

Gotta work on your plot holes there. ;)

[Twilight Wandere...]

Jason didn't see the monstrosity of that letter, so he doesn't know. :[

But I'll use the sock drawer, just to please him.

[Zen Clarke]

xDDD Epic. I love this.

[Noviwan]

Yay more please I are liken this storeh

[Totoro Spirit]

Ah, the letters. ='] Wow. That was too good. Well, the event was bad, but the way you wrote about it was good. But man, that was last year, how do you remember these things? D;

[Twilight Wandere...]

They're in my email. And I'm never deleting them. =']

[Twilight Wandere...]

Chapter Three - Overpacking is Bad!

"Hey guy-"
"What?" Twi interrupted Zboy. "Can't you see? Toto is having a breakdown. For Heaven's sakes, she's brought out the SOCK DRAWER. Do you know what she does with the sock drawer?"
"No, but I was going t-" Zboy tried again, but Twi once more interrupted him.
"Well I'll tell you what she does with it. She drinks ALL the Root Beer and eats ALL the ice cream in our castle. I don't like th-... I mean. It's bad for her health. Yes."
"I was going to invite you two to go on an adventure with me! We could find Jason on the way and capture hi-"
Twi jumped up and down while holding Toto by the shirt. "Awesome! Why didn't you say so before?"
Zboy sighed and scratched his head. "I tried. Twice. You interrupted me both times."
Toto seemed to have regained her composure, as she was speaking once more. "Yes, Twi does that. A lot. I wonder where her muzzle went..."
"Oh, that old thing? I burned it." Twi said innocently.
Toto looked at her for a good long while before agreeing to go on an adventure with Zboy. "But first." She said "I must pack." With that, she headed into the castle.
"Well, I think that turned out well, don't you, Tw- Twi?"
Twi was laying on the ground in what looked like a comfortable position. "Ahh. Her packing takes all day, so you may want to join me."
Puzzled, Zboy sat on the ground next to her. "What do you mean?"
"Well... Uh, she over packs, to say the least. The worst is how much underware she packs."
"Surely it can't be that bad." Zboy said cheerfully.
As he did, a giant crash ensued. Something bulky and brown was being shoved out the door, but it appeared to be stuck.

Is the brown and bulky thing Bigfoot? Can Toto's packing be that bad? Should Zboy and Twi have packed a lunch?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

And I may very well post more than two chapters today, as I am bored. </3

[Zen Clarke]

xDDD Poor ZBoy has no idea what he's gotten himself into, does he?

[Totoro Spirit]

Heeeeeeey, ice cream and root beer is a lot cheaper then therapy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif) And one can never pack too many pairs of underwear.

Also, you know me too well. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) ;

[Twilight Wandere...]

Chapter Four - The Muffin Ma- Er, Bread Baker and his Biscuit

"She'll never get that out the door!" Twi screeched. To Zboy, however, she didn't seem all that worked up about it. Must've happened before.
"So, what, she'll just give up after a while?" Zboy thought maybe he should help her, but just then a growling sound vibrated through the air. A raccoon soon jumped down from the trees. But this was no normal raccoon. This raccoon was wearing a green tunic.
"That looks uncomfortably warm!" Zboy marveled.
"It is." The raccoon simply responded before pulling out a hookshot and shooting the hook at the brown sack that Toto was pushing out the door. He started to pull and tug like this was olympic fishing or something. Soon, he pulled it out... Unfortunately, he pulled so hard that Toto went flying and hit her head.
"Well... I did my good deed for the day." He put his hookshot away and looked the gang up and down.
"Do you know the muffin maaaan~?" Toto sang in her confusion.
"Sort of." The raccoon replied. "He's my partner, but he prefers to be called a bread baker. My name is HMR, and my partner's name is Tyler. He fell behind in the forest though. Come to think of it, he may have fallen prey to a bear..."
"Yeah." Twi said. "Wouldn't worry about that. The only bear we have around here is friendly... I think. Hey, why don't you come with us? We were about to leave on a great adventure, but we can spare some time to help find your friend."
HMR looked them up and down, as if detecting threats, then agreed. And so, Toto, Twi, Zboy, and Miss Kid were off on an awesome adventure.

Is that bear friendly? Did Tyler make some bread for everyone? And IS he the muffin man we've heard so much about?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

[Harvest Moon Rac...]

Woo I got mentioned and appears that I'm a character of some importance :D

[Miss Kid]

With my mop I shall join this epic of quests. Me and my cows shall fallow you to the ends of the next few blocks. Then I'll get tierd and sit down. 8o