Once Upon an Adventure - UPDATED CHAPTER 10, Join in on the adventures in Ranch Storia! Options

[ZBoy]

I know; it is hard when typing out dialouge because I really have to try to show who is talking. It gets quite frustrating. I'll try out the new method on the next chapter. It will make writing a bit easier.

[Saffy]

I admit I stopped reading because I don't find my name in the text :[

[Toaster Boy]

Saffy is only interested in himself. Also, Jason is going da crazees.

[Christopher]

DERP DERP DERP!

Awesome.

[Katie]

YESYESYES.
I've been awaiting this chapter foreverrr. <33

A. The whole levitation thing makes me think of Peach in Smash Bros., heehee. It's neat.
B. I snorted hardcore when the girl shoved pizza in Jason's face when he tried to talk.
C. PURE WIN.

Keep it up, kiddo! You're doing mighty fine. :D

[Zen Clarke]

I was busy contemplating how to ask without being rude.... Darn my parents and raising me to a point where I have to try hard to be mean.

Agreed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) And I wasn't checking back because I knew there hadn't been any new posts. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

ZBoy, that was epic! :] Though I do kind of agree with Charmy. And if you did separate them, it'd make it easier for you, too, so you wouldn't have to write who was talking every time. After you have a conversation between two people going on, you don't have to keep repeating who's who. :D But anyway, it really is brilliant!

[Christopher]

CHAPTER 6 TONIGHT
Do et!
I will love you forever<3

[Chicken]

D: Chicken is one of these hawt women, Zboy.

Also, I like this story. You portray RS members very well. Keep it up. :)

[ZBoy]

D: Chicken is one of these hawt women, Zboy.

Don't worry dear, you are in the next chapter. ;)

[Christopher]

Don't worry dear, you are in the next chapter. ;)

Is it wrong for me to mention that I am jealous Chicken is being introduced?
She's TOO sexy D;

[ZBoy]

First of all you were already introduced, and second of all you'll be making another appearence soon. ;D

[Christopher]

First of all you were already introduced, and second of all you'll be making another appearence soon. ;D

As long as I make some great appearance, I will be fine with that.
I still want my epic battle with Hasfusel since Tyler never did it.

[ZBoy]

Chapter 6: The King of Cool

Oscar, ZBoy, and Twilight Wanderer had found themselves in the city’s pub and inn. It wasn’t like the average looking pub though you saw in the movies when you heard “pub”. The floor was covered in dark wood, and the walls were painted in a dark coat of red. Beautiful cloths draped the walls and few windows, expressing the beauty of the building. And of course, beautiful woman occupying the pub just seemed to make the place that much better.

The owner of this magnificent place was a young woman. She had a lush head of magnificent red hair. She wore a beautiful red sequined dress. She was rated one of the most beautiful woman in the kingdom. The woman was kind and gentle being who cared for the sake of others. Her name was Chicken.

Chicken had welcomed the group into her pub. She even gave the travelers two rooms to use for the night, free of charge!
“Now if you need anything else,” Chicken said walking towards the room door, “I’m just a ring away.” Chicken gestured towards a small bell that hung by the door.
The group nodded in agreement. Chicken left, shutting the door behind her.
“Well I definitely call a room to myself,” Twi said, falling backwards onto one of the two beds.
“I don’t think that is really fair,” ZBoy said. “Why should you get a room to yourself?”
“She is a girl,” Oscar answered. “It wouldn’t be right for her to have to share a room with a guy. It would only be polite for us to let her have one to herself.” ZBoy understood.
“Well I’ll be in the room next door.” ZBoy began to walk towards the door to the next room.
“It would probably be smart for us to get some rest,” Oscar began. “Then we can start trying to figure out if this ‘cursing’ thing is true or not.”
“We can also ask around if anyone has seen my sister. With a large city of woman, we may have a chance of her being here.”

There was a loud shriek that came from the floor below, the pub. The group all looked at each other. A loud ruckus began to follow the shriek. They ran out of the door and headed for the staircase at the other end of the hallway.

The pub seemed nothing like it had been before. Every one of the girls that had been sitting there peacefully drinking and talking were now screaming, crying, or fighting each other. Oscar ducked as a chair flew by, almost hitting him in the head. Chicken stood behind the bar counter. She was trying to calm down two girls that were now atop the bar punching and kicking one another.

“What happened?” Twi screamed across the room towards Chicken. It was hard to hear over all of the loud screaming and crashing of objects.

Chicken yelled back, not taking her eyes off of the two girls still on the bar. “News just got out that King Jason is dead! It is every girls dream in the kingdom to be with him, so hearing this breaks all of their hearts!” Chicken ducked as a glass mug flew by.

The rampage continued on. Windows shattered, chairs were cracked, bodies were hurt, and many hearts were broken. Chicken walked over to the trio, still standing at the bottom of the stairs.
“I don’t even know what to do anymore.” She placed her face in her hands.
“Would you like a drink?” Oscar asked, trying to boost her mood.
“No thank you, I don’t drink.”
“Then why do you…”
“Own a pub? I opened this place to make people come together and be happy. I’m also a curious woman. People refer to me as the poll doctor. You’d be surprised what kinds of things you can learn at a pub.” She laughed. “Look at this.” She pulled her hands away from her face and looked at the crowd of screaming and fighting girls. “Hmph, so much for coming together.”

The door to the pub flew open. For the first time within the hour, silence fell upon the pub. Every girl stopped and turned to see who was standing in the doorway.
“Jason isn’t dead,” said the person standing in the doorway. “He would have told me if he did.”
All the girls sighed in relief. They sat back down in the few seats that hadn’t been destroyed. The stranger of the doorway walked into the light of the pub. It was Zen Clarke.
“How do you know he isn’t dead?” ZBoy asked.
“Trust me on this, I just know these things. Mine and Jasey’s heart are one. If he died, I wouldn’t be here right now.”
“Uh… ok then.”
“Can you take us to him then?” Twi asked. “We need to know what is going on.”
Zen nodded her head. “I’ll take you, but you have to be on your highest guard. The entire kingdom is crazy right now. Buildings are on fire, people are dead, and this whole place is a giant mess. Nobody can think straight.”
The group and Zen began to head for the door. Twi turned around facing Chicken who was now beginning to clean up the mess.
“Would you care to come with us Ms. Chicken?”
Chicken looked up from the pile of glass she was sweeping up.
“I may catch up to you in a few. I need to make sure everything is ok here first.”

Zen’s description of the city had seemed a bit over exaggerated, but she nailed the description right on the dot. Majority of the tall skyscrapers were lit on fire, cars were crashed into one another, people were chasing and fighting one another, and the city was filled with the loud and sick screams of thousands. The group of four was heading towards the glass castle.

After the group made it through the psychotic city, they hid behind the many bushes that aligned the outer walls protecting the castle.
“It looks like security is budded up,” Twi said scouting the entire castle. There were female guards patrolling from the top of the walls. There were more guards patrolling the outer walls and scouting from the top of the tall castle. Large bulbs of the security lights shot around the giant castle and outer rim.
“Security has been ridiculous since the event,” Zen whispered to the group.
“How are we supposed to get past all that?” ZBoy said. His voice cracked with a little fear.
“Yeah Zen, it is going to take a lot to get past all of,” Oscar gulped, “that.”
“Ok, can you all scale a wall over 100 feet tall? Can you run faster than a speeding train? Can you name every single one of Jasey’s favorite foods, games, and romantic interests!?”
The group looked at one another wide eyed.
“Umm…no,” Oscar answered for the trio.
“Well there goes that plan,” Zen said with disappointment and frustration in her tone. “Well, I guess I’ll see you on the other side then!” With this reply, Zen skipped off to another part of the outer wall, disappearing into the darkness of the night.

The trio sat there for a few minutes staring towards where Zen had vanished.
“Well, what are we supposed to do now?” ZBoy said with anger in his tone.
“It is going to be literally impossible to climb that wall. It doesn’t help with the strong security,” Twi said.
“Why don’t we just go up to the front gate and ask to go in,” Oscar said.
The group, still pretty unhopeful about anything, decided that they would try this idea for the heck of it. They got out of the thick bushes they were hiding behind, and they made their way to the front gate. Oscar went up to the large stone gate. He knocked twice on it. There was a large blast of blinding light as all of the security lights shot down onto the trio. A loud siren also began to go off.
“Who dares to try to enter the gate?” boomed a loud feminine voice from atop the wall.
“We are the…uh… Adventuring Trio!” Oscar yelled back in the direction from which the voice came from.
“Why do you wish to enter?” yelled the deep voice back.
“We are here to cure the king!” Twi yelled back.
“Well too bad! You can’t come in! Muahahahaha!”
There was a slight pause after this comment. Not long after, the lights shot back to their patrolling areas, and the loud siren went silent. At this point though, you could still hear the loud screams from the city not far from the castle. A young girl stood on top of the wall from where the deeply feminine voice had come from.
“Hehe, just kidding!” said the girl. “I just love using my deep voice! You may enter!” The young guard giggled.
“Well that was easy. Nice thinking Oscar!” said ZBoy.
The gates slowly began to open as the group walked more towards them. They entered the entrance courtyard. Many guards still patrolled the inner walls. The group was let in through the front door. The once beautiful foyer was not as beautiful as it was. It was quite messed up like the pub had been. Luckily, it looked like the people had been taken care of. Now, two guards patrolled every doorway of the room. The two guards by the elevator doors were trying to, what looked like, get the glass doors to open. Many servants were to and fro cleaning up the mess. They shot in and out of each doorway. One young maid went up to a doorway, but was stopped by a guard.
“ID please,” requested the guard.
“Ahh….what?” the servant said. She carried a large pile of towels that looked like she would drop at any moment.
“No ID, no entrance to the maintenance closet.”
“King Jason never gave us IDs. Can I please just put these…”
“Don’t get twitchy with me servant! No ID, no entrance.”
“Twitchy! Why, I think I have worked here longer than you ever have!” With frustration she accidently dropped the towels. A few landed on the feet of the guard.
“This servant just assaulted me! Banish her at once!” the female guard boomed into the room.
Two guards came, each picking her up by one of her arms, and they began to drag her to the door. The maid began to kick and scream. The trio watched as the maid was dragged out of the castle.

One of the guards who had been working on the elevator came up to them.
“Do you need something?” asked the guard, eyeing the group of misfits.
“We are here to see King Jason,” replied Twi.
“Well you need a reason to see the king young lady.” What was funny about this remark was that the young guard looked nearly the same age as Twi.
“We are doctors,” replied Oscar. “We are here to cure the king.”
The guard eyed the group. The trio smiled back at her. The guard shook her head.
“It is shocking who people hire to pull off such serious jobs these days. The elevator is broken, so you’ll have to take the stairs.”
The guard pointed at a thin door to the right of the elevator.
“How many stories up is the throne room?” asked ZBoy.
“Ehh, if I remember right about 137, but I’m not sure. It could be double or triple that.”
“Well I guess we better get started then,” said Oscar quickly heading for the stairs.
Twi and ZBoy looked at one another in awe. They both shrugged and then began to head towards the staircase also. Not only were the stairs exhausting, but they were old and gross. It was heavily noticeable that these stairs hadn’t been used for many years. There were cracks in the old cement stairs. There were creaking noises almost every time you stepped (which was quite odd seeing that they were cement stairs). Spiders and other critters occupied the tall stairwell. When the group was about halfway up the stairwell (about 84 stories) the walls slightly shook and they heard a whizzing noise on the other side of the wall shoot down.
“It sounds like the elevator is working again,” said Twi in a ticked off tone.
“Why!?” Tears began to fill up in ZBoy’s eyes.
“Come on guys! We already made it this far! Adventurers stay positive!” Oscar exclaimed back to them, continuing up the stairs as if he wasn’t tired a bit.
About a half-hour later the group finally reached the top. The elevator doors shot open and a very smiley and upbeat servant shot out through them.
“Boy, do I love elevators! They are so much easier than walking up stai…”
The servant was cut off as the fist of Twi’s pummeled her mouth. The maid fell over unconscious.

The throne room was trashed. The throne was knocked over, one of the glass windowed walls was shattered, and the king looked quite messed up. King Jason was sprawled on the ground. He rolled from side to side yelling “DERP DERP DERP Sexy King Roly Poly!” He repeated this to no end. He lied in what looked like a puddle of his own drool. When he wasn’t yelling he was sucking on his pair of sunglasses.
“At least we know he isn’t dead,” said ZBoy looking at the king repulsively.
“Whoever did this did a good job though,” said Twi eyeing the entire room.
“What do you mean?” asked Oscar.
“Whoever did this must have known the effects of something happening to the king.”
“What do you mean?”
“Look at the kingdom. It is in giant turmoil all because of this. It worries me what could happen, or what did happen to the other kingdoms.”
Oscar nodded, understanding what Twi was saying.
ZBoy squatted in front of Jason. He looked him over, seeing if there was anything noticeable about him.
“It looks like this person can fly,” said Twi walking towards the giant shattered window. She walked over towards ZBoy. “Notice anything?”
“Not at all. Nothing looks out of the ordinary. He is just… stupid.” ZBoy replied back.
“Maybe the person is an alien! They came in and sucked Jason’s brain out. They were all like ‘Yeah, I’m going to eat your brain!’ and then he was like ‘Oh no! DERP DERP’.” Twi and ZBoy ignored Oscar as he continued to act out what may have happened to the king.

“Jasey Poo!” yelled Zen as she somehow appeared in the room unnoticed. She ran over to him, bent down, and began to squeeze hug him. He still continued to try to roll around while yelling. Zen closed her eyes as she sat there squeezing the death out of her Jasey. Zen slowly opened her eyes as she stared into Jason’s drool splattered face. She quickly gasped. Pure anger began to fill up in Zen. Twi and ZBoy took a few steps back.
“Have you been cheating on me!?” Zen grasped the heart necklace that hung around Jason’s neck. “You’re a dirty, yet loveable pig!” As she said this, Zen yanked on the necklace, breaking the chain. A gust of wind shot through the room.

Jason blinked and moaned. “Why am I wet?” He noticed Zen still with one arm attached to him. “What are you doing here!?” Jason seemed almost frightened. He was about to snap his fingers, but Zen interrupted.
“Don’t do this Jasey. You know we are meant to be together.”
“Too bad! You need to follow the rules the judge ordered!” He snapped his fingers.
“No don’t..!” but Zen had vanished in thin air.
“What did you do with her?” asked ZBoy, sounding concerned.
“I banned her to a place far away from here.” Jason got up and stretched. “Now who the heck are you people?” With this, he got in a structured stance as if he was holding a gun, but instead he had his hands in a ready to snap position.
“No no , no need to ban,” said Twi throwing her hands up, ZBoy did the same. “We had come here to help you. We heard you were in bad news bears.”
“Well that is too bad!” Jason stepped towards them. Twi and ZBoy cringed, but nothing happened.
“That gets them every time,” Jason said laughing to himself.
Oscar began to laugh. “That is so cool,” he said, walking up to Jason. “How did you do that?”
“All kings have this power. They can ban people. It is one of the special few.”
“You mean there are others?” Oscar’s jaw was dropped.
“Hmph, of course,” Jason began. “We can ban people, we can sense people who are in the same room as us, we can reward medals, we can change the weather, and we can pry money from peoples’ innocent hands. We can also change what people say. It is awesome. So tell me, why are you here?”
The group explained to him their entire story. How they met, hearing the rumor from DerfSlerf, and the city becoming crazy. Jason nodded.
“You know, things like this normally I would leave to the other kings to handle, but this seems serious. Katie seems to have gained a lot of power since I had last seen her. She needs to be stopped before permanent damage occurs.”
“Who is Katie?” Oscar asked.
“Katie is a long time member of this land. She was always an innocent girl. She would joke around at times, but this is more serious. I don’t think this is a joke because, well, I am not laughing. I need someone to check in on the other kings immediately.”
“We can do it,” said Twi. “I’m looking for my sister, so going from kingdom to kingdom would be perfect.”
“Zboy and I have been looking for adventure too, so this would be fun!” Oscar said.
“You know, this is really danger… ahh whatever. That means I won’t have to put myself in danger!” Jason began to smirk. “This is what I need you to do. I need you to go to each kingdom. You need to check in on each king. If something is wrong, then do whatever you can to fix it.”
“What do we get out of it?” Twi asked.
“Umm, I don’t know the feeling of greatness when you save the kingdom?”
The group stared blankly at him, waiting for him to say it was a joke.
“Fine, I’ll get you whatever you want.” Jason said, beginning to feel awkward from being stared at.
“Can I lock you in a cage and treat you as my pet?” Twi asked smiling.
Jason looked at her abnormally. “Umm, I guess if that is really what you want.”
“We’ll talk rewards later. Which kingdom should we start…”

The door that lead to the staircase burst open. Chicken came walking in, panting. Her hair was undone, and her once pretty red dress was torn in many places. “Jason…you idiot…you have….no freaking idea….what I just went through.”
Jason stared at her in disbelief. He snapped. Chicken resided the words exactly how she had said them before, except there seemed to be changes in what she said.
“Jason…you sexy beast…you are….so freaking hot… I love you so much.” After Chicken said this, she clasped her hands over her mouth. She then lowered her hands, clasped her fists, and then stormed off to another part of the room, murmuring under her breathe.
“Thank you for the compliment love.”

Jason then looked back at the trio. “What were you asking?”
“Which kingdom should we go to first, and how are we supposed to get there?” Twi asked, this time not being interrupted.
“King Saffy is next in the line of power, so I would say you should go to Wild Thing Forest. It is completely opposite of this kingdom far south. It will take a few hours to get there by foot.” Jason replied to them.
“By foot!? Why can’t you supply a plane or something for us to get there?” ZBoy yelled back. Twi and Oscar also began to yell back.

There was a loud crash as a glass wall shattered. A giant door to what looked like a blimp was implanted through the shattered glass. The doors opened, and an ambitious and familiar fellow walked out through them.
“Well hello whiny whores,” said the boy. “Did somebody say they needed a flying ship,” the voice of Chrisgopher boomed throughout the room.

Why did Crisgopher appear? How are the other kings? What on earth did Chicken go through!?

[Christopher]

Oh. My. God. I'm the next Cid.

[Rebecca]

OMG AWESOME! ZBro, you've outdone yourself.

[ZBoy]

Oh. My. God. I'm the next Cid.

Indeed, you kind of are. :D

[Toaster Boy]

I'm wondering how the hell you're gonna make Saffy's kingdom. It's going to be nutty.

[Chicken]

Alice and Wonderland, but scarier, TB.

Also, awesome. I feel like Shug Avery from The Color Purple with my glamour and awesomeness. :D "Poll doctor" is dead on, isn't it? Thaaaaaaanks for adding me!

One of the most beautiful in the kingdom. Oh my ego is rising. >D

[Katie]

“DERP DERP DERP Sexy King Roly Poly!”

Oh… dear. Nearly cried laughing. Jason rolling around in his own spit, crying that… magical. 8D

[Christopher]

I hope I kickass in this story!