Revealing the Wonder With EBWonder, Unmasking the mysteries since 2010 Options

[EBWonder]

@Oscar: いいえ、私の最初言語は英語だった。
No, mi primera lengua era inglés. (same thing, just in spanish)

[Oscar]

Oh? It was? Why did english come first?

[EBWonder]

@Oscar: Yes. I was born in the United States. I can't be deported in Arizona.

[Noviwan]

How Is Tyler Like Chicken and Me?!

[EBWonder]

@Noviwan: Tyler looks like you and acts like chicken.

Starts with Tyler's question
http://www.ranchstory.co.uk/forums/index.p...st&p=339980

and you said:

http://www.ranchstory.co.uk/forums/index.p...st&p=337626

[Noviwan]

Oh mah God You haz irrefutable proof! Its too late now. So how do you feel about all of this now?

[EBWonder]

@Noviwan: I feel like Pheonix Wright.

[Oscar]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) You can be born in the USA and still not have English be your first language. Your parents should have taught you Chinese first, since they know it better! Well, at least you do know it. How is it? Hard to learn?

And you only get deported from Arizona if you don't have legal status. You can be born in another country and still have citizenship here.

[EBWonder]

@oscar: my family is Cantonese - they do not have a phonetic alphabet. It's like trying to learn English without the ABCs or phonics. And in Chinese inflection changes the meaning of the word.

the default if you don't have you paperwork on you in arizona, (like you lif you eft your wallet at home - law takes effect on July 27), is to process you as if you were illegal.

[Oscar]

Oh! What an interesting language. So it's pretty difficult to learn, huh?

Yep, if you don't have anything to prove you are legally able to be here, then you get arrested.
Hmm, are you okay with this law?

[EBWonder]

@Oscar: Cantonese, yes. Mandarin not so much.

no. but then I don't live in Arizona

[Oscar]

I'm not okay with it either. It's so stupid, but I think Obama might take this law down; he's already trying to.

Well, other states might follow, ya know.

Can you come up with a rhyming little song/poem right now?

[EBWonder]

@oscar: do you have a subject in mind?

[Oscar]

Hmm, tacos? Yes, tacos! Of course.

[EBWonder]

@oscar:

Tacos hard,
Tacos soft,
Made with lard
and topped with lots!

Borrego, Birria, Tripas
Pollo, Asada, Carnitas
Buche, Al Pastor, Longaniza
Carne, Chorizo, and Cabeza

Salsas and cillantro
take your fill
Jalapeños and onions
at your will

um...that's all I can come up with right now...

[Co'coa.]

ARE YOU WONDROUS?! :'>

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[EBWonder]

@co'coa - My dear 15-year old Asian from Toronto, I can be.

[Co'coa.]

HAHAHAH. *v*
You're so observant! :'>

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TACOS? :'D

[EBWonder]

@Co'coa:Tacos are for eating, not talking.

[Co'coa.]

;______;
Yes they are for talkinggggg. Garrrr. D';

What about burritos. You like burritos don't you. Burritos are for talking.
... Probably.
... Maybe not.
But still. |';