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[Oscar]

Because of the cold virus! I demand you lay down in bed and rest. I was sick a little bit, but it was super minor. Just a small throat ache and stuffy nose.

[Zen Clarke]

My throat hurts some, too. And my eyes feel all...sleepy. But I can't! I have church in 28 minutes. :( I hope it's quick. I'm really tired. Teach quickly, Daddy, and don't stop for questions!

We've been engaged too long. Time to elope?

[Oscar]

Wait, you have church at like 5pm? Why so late? What religion are you? And that's pretty neat that your dad is a speaker.


Haha! Yeah, we must! But if you want to get married, then you have to do one thing for me. Love cats. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Zen Clarke]

*yawns sleepily* It used to be at 6, but then we had to change it. Or was it 7...? *sigh* I dunno. Anyway, I'm Christian. More specifically, Baptist. Yep. You're lookin' at a PK; pastor's kid.

I can do that. :D So, do you, Oscar Racso, take me, Zen Clarke, to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[Oscar]

Oh, I see. Man, that's late. I wouldn't be able to go every Sunday, at least not anymore. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)




And I do!

[Zen Clarke]

Cuz of school?

And I do, too! Yay! We're married now. Thoughts?

[Oscar]

No, I didn't grow up going to church often, at all. So I'd be hard to keep up and I don't know if I'd even want to, I get so bored, lolz.


Well, I think the first thing you should do is...make me a sandwich. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)

[Zen Clarke]

I'd make it entertaining for you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I do for my mom.

*raises eyebrow* *points* Refrigerator's over there. Help yourself.

If I came up to you in Wal-Mart, and went, "Hiya, Oscar!" would you freak out?

[Oscar]

No way! We're on our honeymoon, so I want you to make ME a SANDWICH! ...please. :)


Umm, I'm not sure, first I'd say "Oh, uhh, hi, who are you, I don't remember?" Then you'd say "Zen! Zen Clarke from Ranch Story." And I'd be all ":O OMG! HI! Woah, how weird to run into each other here, are you now in college since you're in CO?"

[Co'coa.]

Have you read this book series called the Mortal Instrumentsss? :O
Omigosh I've been soooooo addicted to it lately. ;<

[Oscar]

No, I haven't. What is it about? Sounds like a ghost story!

[Co'coa.]

Hahaaah. Nope!
It's about demons and stuff though. You were close. :'>

YOU SHOULD GO READ IT. :>
(Yes that was a question. D: )

[Oscar]

*looks it up on Google* OMG! I've seen those before! The City of Bones, at least. The next one comes out next year? Wow, long time...


I just might!

[Co'coa.]

Harhar yuppp!
It certainly does come out next year. The main story's basically already done though. The third book's like... Supposed to be the last. Sortaish.
The fourth book just kinda switches its POV to this one character and like talks about things in his perspective, aswell as about the sorta aftermath of what happens in the third book... Err. Yeah. :o

HOW'S LIFE?
:'>

[Daniella]

It appears you're my step-father. Any thoughts on that... dad?

[Zen Clarke]

Oh, dear. Poor Dani. She needs comfort. But technically, she's married to her step-mom, so, don't feel too bad. >-> Least I don't marry my relatives.

Anyway, I'll get the butler to make it. *is lazy* Plus, would you REALLY want my sick hands all over it? I'm thinkin' no. And how do you know you're not the one here in Texas?

[Oscar]

Cocococo: Ahh, sounds pretty cool. I heard Twilight was doing the same thing, kind of. Life is good! I'm very happy to soon be on Summer break, though I do have summer classes, it's only two. And then comes SMG2!


Dani: I am! That's true! I feel like I'm gonna be the cool step dad. *hands you keys to convertible* Don't get in a crash and have fun.


Zen: Haha, I won't. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

Eww, no. And the butler must be named Jeeves. Haha, you're right, I might be in Texas, but I doubt it.

[Zen Clarke]

Why? Texas not good enough for you!?

Oh, gawd. This is worse than when Lenny let her have all the ice cream in the store....

Best day ever?

[Oscar]

Haha, no it is a good state, it has Corpus Christi or whatever, but I just don't ever see myself going to Texas. Maybe Corpus Christi...


Haha, darn Lenyo! What's Lenyo? Her other dad?


Hmm, it was the day I watched Spongebob's Best Day Ever. Lolz, but seriously I'm not sure. There are a lot of good days.

[Daniella]

*eats keys* Thanks dad. 8D

Since you're murried to Char-mee, too, have I got any more brothers, sisters, or krakens?