The Genesis of Ginger Kid, "Internet Fail" Options

[Hasfusel]

This has caught my attention recently as one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
It gets worse and worse, as he spirals into an ever darker pit of despair and tragedy.
I suppose it's a perfect scientific example of the effect of the internet on an individual, or whatever.
Warning: Not for the faint hearted, as we are delving deep into a twisted and tormented psyche here.







Eric Cartman = 1
Society = 0

Your move.

[Harvest Moon Rac...]

The first one I found amusing, but why are the other 2 muted?

Ah I was just having a technical difficulty on that, but wow that guy keeps goin on n on n on over the same stuff (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Love how he thinks shouting into the camera helps. Plus love how he mentions how he hates being called "Ginger" yet calls himself one during some of them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Katie]

Ahahahaha this kid.
Wow. How touchy. He takes things much too seriously and needs to find another way to outlet himself. He's just going to get made fun of MORE for being all moody in public, lawl.
JUST GO DYE YOUR HAIR, SILLY BOY.
Also, his high-pitched surfer boy laugh made me burst into tears of amusement.
Literally.

[Guitar Smasher]

JUST GO DYE YOUR HAIR, SILLY BOY.

JUST GO BLEACH YOUR SKIN, NIGGA BOY.

[Tolby]

Katie's a black guy? Do I have to be scared of her now?

[Guitar Smasher]

Katie's a black guy? Do I have to be scared of her now?

Only if he's dangerous.

[FarmerChic]

Katie's a black guy? Do I have to be scared of her now?

I cross the street when he walks near me at night, just in case. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowshocked.gif)

[Guitar Smasher]

I cross the street when he walks near me at night, just in case. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowshocked.gif)

Do you do this for any person of black ethnicity?

[FarmerChic]

Do you do this for any person of black ethnicity?

They don't have to be black. Only if they're dangerous looking. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)

ANYWAY BACK TO GINGERS
(IMG:http://wheel.blogs.com/binary/HelpTheseGingerKids-thumb.jpg)

I keed I keed. I have lots of ginger friends, and they're all great. They're like having talking pets. :D
I KEED I KEED. I need a hobbie. :/

[Guitar Smasher]

They don't have to be black. Only if they're dangerous looking.

Please elaborate.

[Tolby]

Black pigment skin at night means their movements will be harder to track, so that makes them dangerous. It has nothing to do with race. I mean if the black guy is smiling the entire time and I can track his teeth then it becomes safe again.

[Guitar Smasher]

Black pigment skin at night means their movements will be harder to track, so that makes them dangerous.

You're saying that black people in a dark environment are dangerous? How does the environment make them dangerous? Do they behave more dangerously at night, where you live?

[Tolby]

You can't see them. A stranger you can't see is always dangerous. Like white guys in snow. Or tan people in the middle east.

[Mizukithepanda]

I'll be honest, my very first thought after he started speaking was: He took SOUTH PARK seriously?

I mean... dude. That show was created to offend people. And what's with the 'Ginger is an offensive word' chocolate pudding? I mean, you don't hear me screaming about being called 'blondie' during most of my formative years, now do you?

Wow. Just wow.

I am amused as all h-e-l-l-o operator.

EDIT: Anyone else notice the eyes? That stare he was giving the camera had me in almost as many stitches as his silly screaming.

[Tolby]

Blondie isn't exactly the same thing. People don't make fun of blondes until they actually do something stupid. Using Ginger as the actual insult, laughing and mocking, as well as saying you don't have a soul. A million times worse. That being said, its still hilarious if hes not trying to be funny.

[Mizukithepanda]

Well, in my school, kids didn't wait until a blonde did something stupid, because they generally (myself included) didn't do stupid chocolate pudding - that was the brunettes, who were all about as intelligent as a pile of rocks. Granted, they were the ones making fun of us too, so that probably doesn't mean much. (Add to that the fact that by high school, they were the ones bleaching their hair blonde, and most of us natural blondes were gradually turning brunette...)

Don't get me wrong, the bullying he probably goes through because of the effect of one show on a population of "impressionable" teenagers is hardly fair, and I've never been accused of having no soul simply due to my hair color, but I was called blondie as the actual insult, so I do understand that part of it - and I still don't consider it something to woof woof about.

The sad thing is he's actually made it worse, not only for himself at home, but for wherever he chooses to go. Bullies don't let go of chocolate pudding like that until there's something new to harp on.

Regardless, the videos are funny because they're stupid and overemotional. If he wanted to be taken seriously, he should've had that outburst at school, where the people who're making fun of him are, not in the privacy of his driveway where nobody can hurt him and he can hurt nobody.

[Guitar Smasher]

You can't see them. A stranger you can't see is always dangerous.

So a black person in a dark environment is always dangerous.

Thank you for the clarification.

Racist.

[Saffy]

I'd be afraid of a black person in a dark environment. I don't care if it's racist. I wouldn't feel safe.

[Hasfusel]

With that aside, I'm not afraid of black people but I am quite afraid of the homeless, ever since the Mighty Boosh episode with the Crack Fox and his syringe fingers.

Back on topic, these videos are all very recent and there hasn't yet been an explosive conclusion where he kills himself or something so it stands to reason that we can expect more videos from Ginger Kid.

[Guitar Smasher]

I'd be afraid of a black person in a dark environment. I don't care if it's racist. I wouldn't feel safe.

Why? What's the black person going to do that isn't safe?