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[FarmerChic]

What would a more sophisticated british Cartman sound like?

"Screw you chavs! Lick my bollocks, and go bonk your mum, fannies."

If Saffy was tied to your bed, naked with his gigantic wong on full show and you were a hawt guy what would you do? D;

Saffy is so innocent, I couldn't do anything to him without feeling like some sort of Sousuke. It'd be like raping a puppy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/puppywalk.gif)

what the heck is withYume's new sig?

Do not question Yume's actions. He will rip off your John Thomas and feed it to his wolfhounds. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/declaring_tb.gif)

[Lindstrom]

What are you doing up so late? And how come all the boys want to post in your thread?

[FarmerChic]

It's not that late. D;
Because:

Me = 'My Milkshake'
This thread = 'The yard.'

Therefore, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and darn right, it's better than yours.

[Lindstrom]

(IMG:http://www.62westwallabystreet.co.uk/feathers%20mcgraw.jpg)

[Headtrip]

The trouser's! What did the penguin do with my trousers?!

[FarmerChic]

I'm back, betches.

@lindy: THIS IS NOT A QUESTION- -explode-

@randomguy: This thread is rated PG-13. I cannot go into detail without scarring some of the young'uns. :/

[Headtrip]

So is Yume right about you and GC?

[FarmerChic]

UH, yeah. We like to have xief licking in public areas and anger the catholic by-passers. BUT OUR LOVE IS MEANT TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD I TELL YOU.

[Headtrip]

How is the pumpkin in your av a "dinosaur"? I demand a refund.

[FarmerChic]

Wait a cotton-pickin' moment. I am going to ask YOU a question.
WHY THE BLEEP DO YOU ONLY POST IN THE QUESTION FORUM.

[Headtrip]

Because it's so gosh darn fun. You got a problem with that sister?!

[FarmerChic]

Yes.

DAVIDARCHULETADAVIDARCHULETA

[Headtrip]

Oh God please tell me you're over him. Anime guys are so much hotter.

[FarmerChic]

SCREW YOU. DAVID ARCHULETA IS THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF JESUS AND YOU SHOULD GO STICK YOUR JOHN THOMAS INTO A HAIR DRIER.

(ily. :D)

[Headtrip]

My...what?...............................

[FarmerChic]

Look it up. :|

LALALALLA someone else ask me questions.

[Headtrip]

I won't look it up.
So do you know why David Dickhead hasn't called you asking to go out together?

[FarmerChic]

You're mean and I'm ignoring you, cause that's what mature people do.
(bumhead)

[Headtrip]

Is that you in your avatar? And have you seen that movie?

[FarmerChic]

Negatory. I still haven't seen Avatar because I obviously smell and no one wants to go with me. :'(