I Have A Questions Topic, Now Yume and Hasfusel can stop arguing over me. Options

[IdlersDream]

Have any girls... or guys of interest lately?

[Headtrip]

I forget who they're by, but they're a series of great novels set in a fantasy world. It's hard to describe the plot, other than that the main bad thing in the series is organized religion. I don't agree with it's simplistic approach to the matter but they're great books. There's also an anime that picks up where the books leave off and a companion manga. The anime's great, the manga is just meh.

You need to get out more.

Possible? No. But cool? Definetly.

Other than Twi? Nope.

[Saffy]

Why do you want to cook Kross?

[Chicken]

D:< I'm not happy with you. Do you know why?

[IdlersDream]

Do you find it's easier to have a relationship over the internet than in real life? Do you have a problem with people understanding who you really are?

[Saffy]

Do you recall when people used to think you and Hasfusel were the same person?

[Zen Clarke]

Sounds cool. LOL! People used to think you and Hassy were the same person? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Headtrip]

Emo stew- ask for it by name!

No, I do not.

I find it easier to have a relationship in real life. No one knows who I really am but that's probably a good thing...

No, Has- I mean I must've really been out of the loop.

Evidently...

[Saffy]

And why would you want emo stew? :3

Would you like to be an exotic dancer at my wedding?

[Headtrip]

Because the guy's years of wearing lipstick and nail polish taste excellent when boiled with the Emo, obviously.
No, and not just because white boys can't dance.

[Saffy]

Sounds yummy. So if you were emo you'd also make a great dish?

Well, I certainly wouldn't want black exotic dancers o.0 What's wrong with you?

[Headtrip]

Yes. But as I've never even experimented with my mom's makeup when I was young, so I'd probably taste awful. Just so you remember.
What d'you got against African-Canadian strippers?

[Saffy]

Hrrm. I'll find my ways somehow. Just you see...

I certainly wouldn't want my wedding filled with that nonsense. Disgusting.

[Headtrip]

Keep an open mind, grasshoppa'. There are Asian and Hispanic strippers as well.
And please don't eat me, I think it would bother me to no small degree.

[Saffy]

Oh no, I wouldn't want to eat you. It would just please me to know you were eaten by someone/thing.

Well, I'd have to do it on a per person basis, but I'm leaning more towards a white individual.

[Headtrip]

Thanks. I feel all special inside and stuff.
Why a white boy? And on a side note that's gotta be one crazy wedding you're planning. Even by Anglican standards...

[Saffy]

You should feel special :) I don't know if I feel that way about too many other people :0

Because I prefer white boys? I suppose I could venture into Asian or Hispanic as you suggested, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere. And what gay wedding wouldn't have exotic male dancers? :(

Well, actually, I wouldn't do that because it'd be awkward. I just recall some show doing that.

[Headtrip]

Awwwww. I'm touched. :)
What wedding period shouldn't have exotic male dancers? Groom's fright, bride's delight.
I have to wonder what religions would allow that anyway...

[Saffy]

You should be touched :) And other things...

Yeah, exactly D: You need exotic male dancers. Just make them white.

Does a religion need to allow it? It's not like they're allowing gay marriage anyway.

[Headtrip]

Um...
I'm guessing you won't have liked Kanye West's wedding then. Black men everywhere in a state of undress. Lolz.
Not all religions are against gay marriage, there's gotta be at least one. And there's probably also one that okays strippers. Maybe the same one.