Elizas diary., :P Options

[Headtrip]

Or when you try to show your mom and she keeps falling asleep even though it's incredibly loud and violent?

[Mizuko]

Hahaha yep. Whenever mizuko watch's a movie with mizuko's mum she falls asleep so mizuko turns it up really loud and she still dosn't wake up. ;P

[Headtrip]

Would you believe my mom fell asleep watching Akira and my dad and his friends thought it was boring?
Yeah, "boring".

[Mizuko]

No mizuko can't believe it.

Mizuko's mum dosn't like cartoons. She likes real stuff.

[Headtrip]

You know, real xiefography is so dissapointing. You don't get to enjoy it. That's why I watch (fill in the blank).

[Mizuko]

Umm what.....Anime, cartoons..........???

[Headtrip]

I probably shouldn't say it, but you were pretty close with anime.
Are you a good girl in school?

[Mizuko]

Nope mizuko never does her homework and she draws instead of doing most of her work! :P (Oops I almost said my real name then)

Do I think I know what your talking about? -_-

[Headtrip]

Yeah, although I only drew when I'd finished my work. Although I am extremely lazy, so I understand.
Can you guess what flavour pie I just ate?

[Mizuko]

hmmm Umm chicken and vegie? (thats the one that I just ate! Okay maybe it was an hour ago but close enough.)

[Headtrip]

Pumpkin. You didn't know yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving? I'm not joking.

[Mizuko]

Nope. Did you know that Australia dosn't celebrate thanksgiving!

[Headtrip]

No I didn't, although it would have suprised me if you had.
And what the heck is this?

[Mizuko]

Lol! that's so random. That was kinda like thanksgiving for dummies or something. :P

[Headtrip]

Why do the writers on The Simpsons think Jews hate Christmas? I don't know a single Jewish person who's ever expressed a complaint about another religion's celebration of peace and unity.

[Mizuko]

Christmas is not a Jewish holiday. Many Christians think of Christmas as an American holiday, a secular holiday or a cultural holiday, but most Jews do not think of Christmas that way. According to the 1990 National Jewish Population Survey, 82% of Jewish households never have a Christmas tree. I strongly suspect that this statistic isn't entirely accurate, because I know that many Jews with small children have Christmas trees to keep their children from feeling deprived or left out of the aggressively-marketed Christmas season. However, at the very least, the statistic shows that 82% of Jewish families are unwilling to admit to a surveyor that they ever had one. That explains it I guess *isn't bothered to read it*

[Headtrip]

Woah, how'd you dig up that information so quickly?

[Mizuko]

GOOGLE KNOWS ALL! I just looked up Jewish christmas and went on the first thing that was there. :P

[Headtrip]

Google has a dirty mind. Have you ever been a victim of Rule 34?

[Mizuko]

No what is rule 34?...........