I Have A Questions Topic, Now Yume and Hasfusel can stop arguing over me. Options

[Oscar]

Heyyy I'm Catholic too! Does this mean we're faith buddies? Haha that sounds stupid.

[Headtrip]

Yeah. And it does sound stupid but I'll comfort you. I mean, we're faith buddies.

[IdlersDream]

In a fire would you be more likely to save someone that had the same religion as you or someone that wasn't?

[Headtrip]

I'd save whoever was youngest. Age takes preference to religion when it comes to my sympathies. If they were around the same age I'd just go for whoever was closest.

[Hasfusel]

What if they were, like, both exactly the same distance apart? Would you save your fellow Catholic or save the other man in the hopes of converting him to your faith?

[Headtrip]

I would save the other. I'd like to think that the other would tell me it was okay. If there's one thing all my Catholic friends have in common it's that we're all ready to die. We're not suicidal or fanatical, we just feel like we're ready.

[~Miitan]

How do you buy weed with lunch money?

[Oscar]

Do you remember the Spice Girls?

[Hasfusel]

I'm always technically ready to die, because when you're dead nothing at all matters anymore (or even exists as far as you're concerned), but I'm more or less enjoying my life at the moment and I'd rather carry on.

Favourite axe?

[IdlersDream]

Have you ever worn makeup as a teenager?

[Headtrip]

Take the lunch money, give it to your stoner friend. Wait two days until he gets the stuff for you, get disgusted with yourself and end up giving it away a few days later.

Yes. There was always a feud between them and the Backstreet Boys at my school. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

Zulu, simple and effective. It doesn't look pretty but it gets the job done well.

How many ways can I say no?

[Saffy]

Why would Xief get angry when asked to have her naked?

[Headtrip]

Great to see you're finally interested in girls. And because she has body issues.

[Saffy]

I'm not at all interested in girls. I just enjoy watching her reaction to the crazy things I say to her.

[Headtrip]

I felt the same way about Toaster Boy. But was he a good sport? Nooooooooooo...

[Saffy]

Yes, but Xief is normally a good sport :) She says I crossed a line though.

[Headtrip]

Like I said, body issues. Either that or she wanted you to say it but when you did she was so overwhelmed with joy her defective female brain got fried and she got angry. You know how girls are.

[Hasfusel]

Xief is a girl?

Also, would Captain Falcon wield a béc de faucon?
I love those things, they have to be the crowning glory of medieval weaponry.

[Headtrip]

Saffy talks with a girl. I know, it's too incredible to be true.

I think it would just jab him in some very sensitive places whenever he winded up a Falcon Kick. But to anyone else it would be extremely useful, especially if they were fighting him.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Best back-and-forth ever? Bonus points if you can guess what I said.

I realize I don't have the inside quotes, but I bet you understand what I meant, seeming as we just had this conversation. What did you mean to put there? :P