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Jitterbug
post Sep 25 2009, 02:08 AM
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Patience, my young grasshopper.
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Lenyo:
1- *blush*

2- I wish I could watch when you use that pick-up line. The video would sell like hotcakes!
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Lenyo
post Sep 25 2009, 02:15 AM
Post #42


I don't remember selling my soul to you.
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Don't worry, I'll get my friend to tape it. But it will probably work out like this:

Me: Arrgh! Your booty shivers me timbers!
Girl: Sorry! I didn't know it went down wind!
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Jitterbug
post Sep 25 2009, 02:20 AM
Post #43


Patience, my young grasshopper.
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Let me know when you post it on youtube, 'kay? ^-^
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Lenyo
post Sep 25 2009, 02:30 AM
Post #44


I don't remember selling my soul to you.
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So, more pickup lines I remembered.


Girl: Your last name is ___? I always liked that name! =3

Girl: I'm gay. Wanna go out?

Girl: I have a boyfriend (You'd be surprised how well this one works sometimes.)
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Zen Clarke
post Sep 25 2009, 02:33 AM
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I leave you alone for TWO minutes!
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Bad! *slaps Lenyo's hand away* Treat girls with respect, boi, or I'll go mother bear all over your sorry tucus!
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Jitterbug
post Sep 25 2009, 02:36 AM
Post #46


Patience, my young grasshopper.
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) ..................................uuuuuuuh. >.><.<
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Lenyo
post Sep 25 2009, 02:37 AM
Post #47


I don't remember selling my soul to you.
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It's a jealousy thing on the last one. Especially since the girl is gorgeous and has the best personality in school.
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Lindstrom
post Sep 25 2009, 02:57 AM
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irgendwie, irgendwo, irgendwann
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I found the flyers Jason has been printing for Halloween:

(IMG:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/MagicPants/jasoncard.png)

Don't be lured, girls, the man is a creep. If he gives you one, report him to the authorities immediately!
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Jitterbug
post Sep 25 2009, 03:02 AM
Post #49


Patience, my young grasshopper.
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) ' You guys scare me sometimes....
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Zen Clarke
post Sep 25 2009, 03:23 AM
Post #50


I leave you alone for TWO minutes!
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Will do!

Don't worry, Jitter. They scare me, too. But hopefully, they're just innocent scary, not psyco-crazy-killer scary. D;
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Chicken
post Sep 25 2009, 03:57 PM
Post #51


Because I said so.
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QUOTE (Lindstrom @ Sep 24 2009, 10:57 PM) *
I found the flyers Jason has been printing for Halloween:

(IMG:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/MagicPants/jasoncard.png)

Don't be lured, girls, the man is a creep. If he gives you one, report him to the authorities immediately!


I knew Jason was Super Jay. You'll never fool me, Jason. :[
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IdlersDream
post Sep 26 2009, 04:38 PM
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Tin Soldier
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Rofl. That's hilarious. I guess Jason has been posting younger pictures of himself... Super creep.
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Zen Clarke
post Sep 27 2009, 01:46 PM
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I leave you alone for TWO minutes!
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Does the guy in the picture remind anybody else of Hawkeye from M*A*S*H?
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Chicken
post Sep 28 2009, 12:02 AM
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Because I said so.
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^ He does kind of look like Hawkeye, doesn't he? I was wondering who he looked like.
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Harvest Sprite
post Sep 28 2009, 12:06 AM
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Lindstrom you just made my day. That was absolutely fantastic.

^ is not a pickup line. ;D
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Zen Clarke
post Sep 29 2009, 11:29 PM
Post #56


I leave you alone for TWO minutes!
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Oh, thank goodness, it's not just me that thinks that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
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Tolby
post Sep 29 2009, 11:32 PM
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How about "That is some lovely attire, would you like to go out for dinner?"
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Chase What Matte...
post Oct 13 2009, 08:10 PM
Post #58


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QUOTE (Katie @ Sep 11 2009, 07:35 PM) *
"You can be my lioness… let's go make our own pride!" -- Inspired by watching Lion King 2 today. :B

"You wearing space pants? 'Cause your butt is out of this world!" -- Oldie.

And this one actually happened to me once. D;
Me: *has Hershey Kiss on her desk*
Boy: Hey, can I borrow that?
Me: … Sure?
Boy: *hands Kiss* I wanted to… give you a Kiss. ;D

Cue my unstoppable laughter. Pick-up lines are greeeat.


That one was a GOOD one! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)
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