Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[IdlersDream]

Are you the kind of guy that expects a woman to always be wearing sexy underwear?

[Lindstrom]

A few reasons: you're always a good sport, you're familiar with awesome forms of pop culture that were around before your time, and you played Smash Bros with me once and you were quite good.

I think the better question is, why do people see Nicholas Cage movies?

Doesn't really make a difference to me what a girl's wearing for underwear. In fact, I prefer they wear whatever's comfortable for them so they're more relaxed. I know some of that fancy stuff gets pretty expensive and I could never expect a girl to spend all her money on undies.

[Headtrip]

^Relaxed for what? Lulz.

Serious question. Why does everyone say Nicolas Cage sucks when National Treasure was pretty good?

[Lindstrom]

For whatever! Being comfortable is always good.

It's hard for me to say I actually enjoyed any of the movies of his that I have seen. Not that I've seen all of them, but I'm just never really impressed and I don't find them worth watching again.

[Headtrip]

That's Hollywood for ya. You think he's bad, try Sharon Stone.

Are you one of those fellas who spit in their hand and then slick back their hair?

[Zen Clarke]

So...reading some of those last posts...awkward turtle!! :D

How would one go about becoming your fangirl? :D

[Lindstrom]

No way, that's incredibly gross. Who would want spit in their hair, or on their hand for that matter?

Well, you can either join the fanclub, which is based in Massachusetts, and get a free t-shirt, or you can just be my friend, which doesn't require any forms or anything. I'm not big into the fangirl thing like Jason is, I'd much rather have someone say something thoughtful than worshipful.

[Headtrip]

Why is every single American a generalising racist pig?

[Lindstrom]

Helps us unite.

[Toaster Boy]

Why is every single American a generalising racist pig?

Can you spot the irony in this statement?

[Headtrip]

I'm beggining to suspect one of my best friends is becoming a furry. I don't want my high-school friendships to be any more traumatic than they already are.

[Lindstrom]

You mean the typo? Cuz that's not what irony is. Better check with Alanis.

That's not a question, professor. Anyway, hit him in the back of the head, sell his computer, and introduce him to actual women. Either that or just get new friends, which is what you'll be doing anyway as soon as you're done with high school.

[Toaster Boy]

I wasn't talking about the typo. I was talking about the irony that he said we generalize when he was generalizing himself. But whatever.

Isn't it cool when the teacher lets the whole class period debating about open-ended questions?

[Lindstrom]

Man, you ruined his joke.

What's better is classes where the teacher just says "work on your own", so you can just talk to people about whatever.

[Headtrip]

Please tell me you got that I was trying to be ironic? Me and Toast had a similiar talk back in his questions thing. Why can't he remember these things?!
EDIT: Thank you.

[Lindstrom]

Really? Do you guys think I can't detect things like irony or sarcasm or humor? This is like having a bunch of little kids just find out about Queen or some other band that's been around forever and then trying to spread the word as if they were the first people to notice it.

[Headtrip]

Why did Tolby buy his temper from Insta-Denonate?
I keed, I keed. But seriously, it's got a question mark, you gotta answer it buddy.

[Lindstrom]

The same reason you bought your typing skills from Spuer-Sprllers.

[Headtrip]

That's the first thing I read all day that made me laugh in a good way.
Man, why I gotta play volleyball when I was just fine working on World Religion in class today?

[Lindstrom]

Volleyball is awesome. You get to move around and play with girls, and nobody takes it seriously. Shit, I wish I was playing volleyball right now.