Pick up lines Options

[Charmy]

*Liek, totally murders youuuu*

[Lenyo]

It's a good thing we were already married. Or that would have hurt on the inside too.

[Katie]

"If you weren't married to Hades, I think I'd have to have you for myself, Persephone. ;D *tickles my cheek with my prop narcissus*" -- "Dionysus", or Miles, one of my creepers.

That reminds me; now I want to go watch my mythology video project on youtube. <3

[Peter]

Lol, Zen, I never said those were MY pick up lines. I just wanted to post some amusing ones I heard in the past. I don't have pick up lines, because I don't date. :P

[Chicken]

Man: That's a nice butt you have there. Shame you have to sit on it.
Woman: Well, not everyone can wear their's on the their shoulders.

I'm serious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I would die laughing if I heard this.

[Myste]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. ;D

I'm known to be easily amused but that one really got me the first time I heard it. I couldn't stop laughing. I know of another but it's a tad vulgar so, aha. Yeah~

[IdlersDream]

Hasfusel, that ones my favourite. I'd melt if a boy said that to me. ;) :P

I was going out with this guy once and we were at a dance and I really liked him as a person, like he was one of the most funniest guys I knew but he wasn't amazing looking but we were good friends. And the whole entire dance he was trying to get me to make out with him but I suppose I just didn't really feel like it lol. So at one point he came over to me and had a pack of gum and said, "There are only two pieces of gum left in this pack. Do you know what two people can do with two pieces of gum?"
Me : "Umm.. Chew them?"
Him : "Noo.... Make out!"
Me : "Oh wait, is that Lauren? Gotta go!"

I felt bad afterwards that I kind of avoided him over that matter that night but atleast I danced with him. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif)

One time at a grocery store line I was with my dad and this old man came in line behind us and said to my dad, "Wow, why do you get to walk around with such a beautiful young lady?"
My dad just laughed but he looked pissed off haha, no father likes his daughter getting hit on infront of him .:P

There was another one but I can't remember it right now, and you guys have posted a lot of the classics. :P

[Jitterbug]

Here's one that happened to me a little while ago. It was in Art class, my teacher wasn't around, and I was shivering in my chair because I was in a tank top, short shorts, and the AC was set at 68 degrees...

boy: *walks over to me, sits half-way on my chair and wraps his arm around me*
Me: eh? What are you doing?
Boy: You looked cold, so I thought I'd the heat you up.
Me: *pushes boy off chair*

The boy wasn't all that good-looking, plus he was a perv. He's one of my fanboys.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) unfortunately....

[ZBoy]

Are you breaking wind, cause your blowing me away.

Do your legs hurt, because baby you've been running in my mind all day.

So I'm in drama club and in the play there was a clown and his name was Testiculo. So the guy who plays that character goes up to this girl and says:

"You know, I got this part for a reason..."

[Toaster Boy]

Are you a banker? 'Cause you just raised my interest.

[Jitterbug]

"Cupid called, he says to tell you that I need my heart back"

[Zen Clarke]

Okay, this seriously happened today. I use the name Superman for him because I swear to goodness, the guy looks like Christopher Reeves!! Anyway, sometimes he can make me so mad, and sometimes he tries to flirt with me (paticularly when he was on the rifle team; he loved flirting with his commanding officers. x-x Wasn't fair, either, because I developed a small crush on him because of that. But I don't anymore. Anyway!). I had been mad at him, but then he did this. I digress....

Superman: *comes up behind me and reaches around for stapler* Mmm...do I hear sexual harrassment?
Me: *smugly* Do I hear my fist coming in contact with your jaw?
Superman: *somewhat small voice* Please don't do that...:s

[Jitterbug]

LOL. I almost died laughing....

[Tolby]

darn, thats harsh. So mean, he just wanted a stapler. I'm gonna resist the office space joke for now.

[Sunny D]

To my everlasting sadness, no one has ever used one of those wonderfully cheesey pick-up lines on me. What do I get?

:: at my old job::

CO-WORKER: My friend hasn't had polkaroo in a whole year and it's giving him a bad aditude. Want to help him out?
ME: Uh . . . no thank you.

Romantic, right? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif)

[Zen Clarke]

Sunny D: Oh wow. o-o

Tolby: Hey, I was still a little peeved at him. He deserved it....

[Lenyo]

It's funny. In 6th grade I was completely oblivious when a girl would send me signals.

Girl: Do you like girls with pigtails? (She had pigtails)
Me: I don't really care.
Girl: So you're saying you don't think I'm pretty?
Me: Uh... What?
Girl: Forget it. It doesn't matter anymore anyways.
Me: ... Girls confuse me...

Girl: Do you wanna dance?
Me: Not really.
Girl: ... Fine then, I don't wanna dance either. HMPH.

Girl: You like like you're having a bad day. Are you alright?
Me: Huh? I'm perfectly fine...
Girl: But do you want me to sit with you at lunch so you can feel better?
Me: No.
Girl: ... You're such a jerk sometimes. You know?
Me: 'Scuse me?


It's getting a bit more clear to me now when a girl sends me signals at times, such as:

Me: *Walks in school*
Girl: *Glomps me* (I'm not kidding, she seriously tackle hugged me)

[Zen Clarke]

Haha! Lenyo's a playa!!!

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[Jitterbug]

Oh, Lenyo, who doesn't want to glomp you? ^-^

Someone did this to me on Halloween last year:

Pirate: Arrrrg, your booty shivers me timbers

Me: Say whut? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) '


BTW: Speaking of glomps:

Guy 1: *hugs me and doesn't let go*

guy2: No way! She's mine! *'yanks me away and starts hugging me*

This happened repeatedly, as if the were 4 year-olds and I was a teddy bear.

Me: Let go of Meeeeeee! TT.TT Stop iiiiiiit! TTT.TTT

( I got out when my friends came to my rescue)

[Lenyo]

Zenny: One or two of those examples were the same person actually.


Jitter: I wish I were in on that hug fight.

Shivers your timbers? I am SO saying that to the first hot pirate girl I see on halloween.