Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Katie]

Why you so much prettier than me? ;[

[Lindstrom]

Diplomacy! Once this game is over, we'll be starting up again so if you wanna give it try, sign up! Incidentally I picked up this game from sophomore year History class where our teacher had us play it to learn how WWI went down.

The thing is, some day I might change my mind. I don't see what would do that though, cuz I value my time and money too much to devote them both to a crying, smelly, less intelligent version of me. I wold only adopt if it were like, one of my brothers had a kid and they died and the kid had nowhere else to go that was good for them. Regardless the earliest I would ever want to be responsible for kids would be like, 35 or something, and I feel like I still wouldn't want them then.

Regular gym. In high school, they gave us the option of playing sports/games or lifting weights/doing aerobics during gym, I always went with the sports cuz it's just more fun. And besides, what's the point of being a SUPERRRRR MACHOOOOOO MAAAAAAAANNNNNN unless you're a professional athlete?

You have to be handsome to save the world. That way people believe in you more. Anyway if you want I could shave my head and send you a Lindstrom wig. But it won't be cheap.

[Katie]

Actually, I'd just carve your face off and hot glue it on my own face and wear it around everywhere calling myself Lindstrom.

:D

[/HanibalLecter]

What's your opinion on Bye, Bye, Birdie?

[Lindstrom]

I saw it once and I thought the best part about it was the parents (including that one dude's mom). Probably because the actors playing the parents were great and the kids were trying too hard. And they had a fat guy playing Conrad.

[Toaster Boy]

Let's say, hypothetically, Mario shows up again. What do we do?

[Lindstrom]

Throw a barrel at him.

For the record, this may come as a shock, but I didn't play Paper Mario.

[~Miitan]

Californian mountains are awesome. Especially the mid-northern parts.

Are hamsters really truthful with their cheeks full of hidden seeds?

[Lindstrom]

Completely and undeniably trustworthy. I'd trust them with my life.

[Toaster Boy]

Wouldn't you rather trust a dog?

[Lindstrom]

I can trust both, who says I can't?

[Zen Clarke]

I say you can't! Got a problem with that?

[IdlersDream]

What is one of your least favourite smells?

[Lindstrom]

Saying I can't is one thing, but you ain't got the guts to stop me. WHAT NOW

Lobster. I hate lobster more than anything.

[Toaster Boy]

Does Lindstrom use pick up lines?

[Headtrip]

What was I searching for again? And can I finish that lobster? They're like giant, tasty bugs!

[Lindstrom]

Lindstrom does something silly and see if it gets attention, then if it works he keeps saying things that make them laugh. Friendship begins here.

If you come to my house every 4th of July you can have all the lobster you want. Seriously, it's like, $2,000 worth of lobster so I don't think you'll go hungry.

[Headtrip]

Wouldn't it suck if everybody exploded?

[Zen Clarke]

NOW, we play pattycake! :D Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can! What comes next?

[Toaster Boy]

Did your brother punch another wall because the Patriots got beaten by the Jets?

[Lindstrom]

Less spammy questions please. But yeah, exploding would be lame.

Less spammy questions please. WE EAT THE CAKE CUZ IT WAS BAKED SO FAST.

Don't think so, but if he does it again he's out of the house. He spent last night moaning on the bathroom floor drunk and vomiting and his girlfriend was yelling super loud at him the whole time til I was like "hey, shut the fuck up it's 1:00 AM and he can't hear you".