Pick up lines Options

[Chicken]

I didn't really know where exactly this should go, but I thought it would be funny to hear some of the lamest/best pick up lines/attempts you've experienced personally or just heard.

Mine:

This boy smiles at me, right? And so, he draws this pictures and puts in on my desk. "Hey, I drew this for you." *smile* It was a pentagram. Now, if you know anything about the American way, you know those are considered fairly creepy.


Post yours. :D

[Katie]

"You can be my lioness… let's go make our own pride!" -- Inspired by watching Lion King 2 today. :B

"You wearing space pants? 'Cause your butt is out of this world!" -- Oldie.

And this one actually happened to me once. D;
Me: *has Hershey Kiss on her desk*
Boy: Hey, can I borrow that?
Me: … Sure?
Boy: *hands Kiss* I wanted to… give you a Kiss. ;D

Cue my unstoppable laughter. Pick-up lines are greeeat.

[Chicken]

The world must know, Katie. Did that boy get a kiss? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

My mom and me making up ridiculous pick up lines, yesterday:

Me: Ooh! What about: I'm Irish, so I was wondering: Can I be your lucky charm?

Mom: I'm magically delicious.


We're so lame.

[Lindstrom]

I made my brother a shirt that just says:

YO BABE
LET'S PARTY

[Zen Clarke]

xDDDDDDDD That made me laugh so hard, Chicken. xDDDDD I, personally, am a fan of:

"Baby, my love for you is like diareah: I just can't hold it in."

xDDD I was reading something, where the person would put comebacks to pick up lines. One of them was, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put -- and U together." Fill in the blank with the first letter of this sentence....

I don't think anyone's ever really used a pick up line on me before, but one of my friends called me and some others 'babycakes' a lot. x] It was fun...

Me: *walking down the hall with Mullet and Cinco and Obama (nicknames, people!!)*
Mu: Dude! I told you! If I can't find someone to go to the ball with me by the end of the day, you can have the stupid ticket!!
O: *grumbles*
C: *points to me* Zen will be your date.
Mu: *grins and looks at me*
Me: (in an all fun and games kind of way) Sure, I'll be your date, Babycakes. ;] *puts arm around shoulders*
Mu: Ooo. *puts arm around shoulder as well, but then it moves* A little hip action. *puts hand around waist*
Me: *pushes away* We just broke up....

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Sigh, I miss those ol' days...:3

[Hasfusel]

It is a knife in my pocket actually, but don't think I'm not pleased to see you

[Katie]

Chicken; Nahpe. If I remember correctly, I just looked at him strangely until he walked away, then laughed until my guts were sore. 8DD

Has; Thaaat kind of made me laugh hardcore.

"Your dad must be a baker, because your buns are awesome." -- Oooold.

"So you're in French? Does that mean they teach you the proper kissing technique?" -- Some creeper at lunch.

"You look tasty as a hot biscuit with strawberry jelly." -- Homeroom comrade.

[Lenyo]

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"I'm Buddhist. Where have you been all my past lives?"
"What's your sign? Mine's 'Open For Business'."
"My name is Elmo, you can tickle me anytime."
"I'm gay, can I have your number?"
"Wanna go halfsies on a baby?"
"Leg's the word, spread the word."

[Peter]

WARNING: These pick up lines are rated R for retarded. :D

"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Do you work for UPS cause I could have sworn you were checking out my package."

"Do you work for Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

"I'm like Fred Flintstone, I'll make your Bedrock."

Lol, sorry for the inappropriate comments. These were the lighter of the ones I knew.

[Zen Clarke]

^If ANY guy said any of those to me, I'd turn the color of a tomato and slap him. Hard.

[Toaster Boy]

^If ANY guy said any of those to me, I'd turn the color of a tomato and slap him. Hard.

Kinky.

[Zen Clarke]

*bangs head repeatedly* Why do guys have to make things sound...'kinky'. -_-''

"Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one!"

Oh, wait....that's more of a confession/song than a pick up line...oh well, it might work. Sometimes being blunt is the best choice.

[Toaster Boy]

I did it because it was the obvious thing to do.

[Chicken]

Gosh, if someone did that to me, I'd probably stop, laugh, and walk away. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

Or, "In your dreams, Babe." :]

[Katie]

"I'm the kind of guy to put Carrie… Underwood. I'm the kind of guy who leaves Clay… Achin'… but I'm not that kind of guy." -- Walter T. Airedale.

I found it funny, coming from a ventriloquist dummy. |D

[Chicken]

"If I told you that you had a beatiful body, would you hold it against me?" One of the lamest I've ever heard.

On, another note, I think it's funny when guys use the really lame pick up lines. It shows you he doesn't take himself too seriously. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Zen Clarke]

Yeah, same here. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I mean, ya gotta give the guy credit for coming up to you to use one of those lines. But only the funny ones; not the ones that made me want to slap Peter....

[Toaster Boy]

The only problem with pick up lines is I use them on girls I've know for awhile. So I can't use the meeting ones. It's hard to find some good, witty ones.

[Charmy]

*Finally remembered one of the pick-up lines that have been told to her in her life*
But the dood wasn't being serious. He's fugly anyway.

But really he just sat next to me and said "I'm cold." (You know what I mean). My response: "I'm not."

Other than that I just get the random guys who call out "Your hot!" or "Will you marry me?"

[Lenyo]

Charmy! You're hot! Will you marry me?