Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Arilla]

I'm trying to decide if I'm bored enough to start a questions topic of my own. Any thoughts?

Have you ever come across a book that you expected to suck but was awesome, or thought it would be amazing yet it was incredible dull? Any of said books have a major impact on you?

[Toaster Boy]

You acted really well in Werewolf, well played.

How are the Patriots doing? With the Jets I'm excited for Mark Sanchez, though I don't expect the playoffs this year.

[FarmerChic]

Never heard her work, or if I have I didn't realize it, so I guess I'm indifferent. Is she like, your super favorite singer ever, or do you hate her? There is no in-between for FC.

You know me too well. D;
I don't hate her, like her songs are cute, but she often sounds like a screeching banshee live. :'D
Guys find her hot though. D:<

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What are your thoughts on happylu? :o

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, wha'd'ya think?

[Hasfusel]

Weight loss doesn't work on lesbians and Nazi hookers are indeed aliens themselves. What a silly question.

Which member of the Kennedy family unleashed a super horrific curse on his blood through his greed and how? You have forty days to write a 400 page blockbuster science fiction thriller that could become a conspiracy. Go.

[Lindstrom]

You can randomly post answers in my thread if you want. That way you can skip the crappy questions. If I've already answered a good one, just answer it too.

My brother got me "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius", which sounded awfully pretentious, but I read it anyway. I liked that 1) it was a true story (mostly) and 2) it was written in a very natural style that didn't try to embellish or oversell or anything. Anyway here's an excerpt from the first chapter. Books like that make me feel confident in my writing ability because I feel like I could write something with similar content and style if I took the time to do that.

I don't pay attention to the Patriots that much. Like, sports are cool and all, but I just can't get into watching my teams like other people do. I want them to win and all but if they don't, I don't care.

Well, she's cute so that's a plus.

Happylu? He's just young and people wouldn't give him so much crap if he didn't abbreviate so many words or got so worked up over what people say. He'll either grow out of that defensiveness and turn out pretty cool or it'll stick with him and he'll get crap from people forever.

Print it!

Probably the first one to piss off Dracula. I'm not sure when the "curse" business started, since the only other curses I'm aware of are Belmont and baseball related. I do remember everytime anything bad happened to them everyone would be all "THE CURSE!".

[Tolby]

Whats a good question to ask you that will entertain and possibly surprise me?

[Lindstrom]

If I tell you it wouldn't surprise you, would it?

Anyway, the answer to the question you have yet to ask is no.

[Tolby]

You'd definitely marry Jason if it was widely accepted by religious groups? I had no idea.

[Lindstrom]

Well now you don't get those cool pictures I posted.

[Headtrip]

Are you the kung-fu hippie from gangsta city?

[Lindstrom]

One outrageous dude.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I just watched the old Turtle episode where Krang got his new body and Donny made the turtle blimp and it raised some questions.

How come Mikey was the first one to turn on the TV when it said it was going to air a movie called "The Evil Brain from Dimension X"?

Do you remember what the Foot Soldiers are supposed to be made from? Leo repeatedly cut through steel in a single swing, but couldn't do anything remotely close to that amount of damage to any foot soldiers.

Since when was Donny stronger than Leo? Leo was hacking away at the molecular grow-thingy inside Krang, then Donny pushed him aside, told him he was taking too long, and just shoved his bo staff through it.

Granted most of these can be solved by "It's a cartoon" but, I expect better than that.

[Toaster Boy]

How come everyone's hatin' on Charizard?

[Lindstrom]

I always thought Mikey was the one who did the majority of the pizza ordering and TV remote holding. At least in my memory that's how it works since he's the goofiest/laziest of them all.

Funny how foot soldiers are people in the movies and robots everywhere else. Probably cuz it's cheaper to just hire people than build robots. Anyway footsoldiers are made from a titanium-steel alloy that you can't just cut so easily.

Accuracy > Strength. Leo kept missing. Donny nailed it. What good is a strong attack if you can never hit? It is more effective to land consistent weaker hits. This applies to real life, cartoons, and video games.

People hate Charizard cuz the kids today have all these stupid new fangled pokemans that are supposed to be cute or resemble some sort of goat and the truth is, they all suck compared to a big bad red dragon who doesn't take people's shit. A while ago I had to take my brother to Boston regularly for ear surgery, and because I'm cheap and the city costs money, I brought my Red Version and played using only Charmander, except for when HMs required more. First off, I didn't even bother fighting wild pokemon after a while cuz it was a waste of PP and time. He was killing gym leader's best pokemon in one shot. He didn't even need to use fancy moves, Slash alone would always get a critical hit and instantly KO whatever he was fighting. The only other pokemon I think that compares in coolness to the Zard is Mewtwo. Blastoise is pretty cool too, for being the Toise of Choice.

[Headtrip]

Can I blame Toaster for burning my breakfast?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Two Clarifications: First question was him turning against the TV, third question Leo had been repeatedly hitting it, then Donny just shoved his bo straight through it.

[Lindstrom]

You can blame yourself for not knowing how to use appliances.

Mikey has his rare savant moments.

Donny hit the weak spot. It might be hard to see, but it had a weak spot. Either that or you could think of it like "Leo weakened it".

[Headtrip]

How do you punish a disrespectful appliance anyway?

[Lindstrom]

I usually sneak it into the dump at like 1:00 AM to avoid the $20 appliance disposal fee.