Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Low resolution bling is gonna be the next big thing, mark my words. And plastic, well, it'll be around forever.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Like New Coke?

[Lindstrom]

You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage, with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about, you see.

[Toaster Boy]

What if you're a kid like me and don't like the rappin' and the hippin' and hoppin'?

[Lindstrom]

Then Bill Cosby has misjudged you.

[Chicken]

So, yeah. You said you met Steven Tyler a couple of times. Does he seem friendly or snobbish? Or just like a normal dude?

[Lindstrom]

He was pretty laid back. It helped that I wasn't all "HOLY CRAP STEVEN TYLER" and didn't ask for a picture/autograph. Most celebrities often want to just enjoy themselves and be treated like a normal person when they can. Anyway he got one of those vanilla cones encased in chocolate and I think some fried clams, maybe it was shrimp.

[Chicken]

Well, wasn't that considerate. I would probably have went completely white, and as soon as I regained my composure, I would whisper to my friends, "That's Steven Tyler!". Of course, they'd all probably go, "Who's that?", and I would sigh to myself, disappointed that I had no one to tell that I saw Steven Tyler.

So, are you fond of Aerosmith?

[Lindstrom]

Yeah, I hate when something awesome happens and nobody I know can really understand it's coolness.

I sure am. I had to replace some CDs recently though cuz they got stolen from my car. The CD's were cheap though so it wasn't a big deal.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Under what circumstances would you wear a full Starman outfit?

[Lindstrom]

I guess payment, since I'm not normally a costume person unless I was doing a play. As far as wearing something like that, it wouldn't bother me unless it's hard to breath in it. I've had to wear a spandex unitard on stage before.

[Yume]

How comes I keep coming back to this forum, posting for a few days and then disappear for about a month. D;

[Lindstrom]

AMNESIA

[Toaster Boy]

How can I make labeling, colouring, and memorizing maps fun?

[Lindstrom]

Well, I have the unfair advantage of owning GIS (Geographic Imaging Systems) software so I can make all kinds of crazy ass maps on my computer and that's fun for me. Anyway by hand the best thing you can do is try to be creative in coloring things in, I guess. Either that or try to make it some old-timey war map with cool lettering. Geography came naturally to me cuz I remember images well, so I guess try to make each country/state distinctive.

Either that or give them all cartoony faces like they're crammed into a small room like so:
(IMG:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/MagicPants/capemap.png)

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Can you believe TomBobBlender didn't get the Horn of Life for a whole 23 hours of fighting purplefishes?

[Lindstrom]

More surprising that he'd spend 23 hours killing purple fishes. I'd give up on the Sword of Kings after like, an hour.

[Hasfusel]

Wouldn't it be more fitting if you worked in an ice cream shop? Besides, that way you could see Steven Tyler whenever he deemed to get an ice cream/portion of fried clams, and get to know him, and exhange jokes, and get free tickets, and borrow money, and get introduced to his daughter. Yeah totally.

[Lindstrom]

Staying cooped up in a small, sweltering ice cream shack for the summer in hopes of potentially seeing Steven Tyler again would be a bad choice. I'm pretty sure he goes all over the Cape. In actuality, all of the Aerosmith guys have places around here. Obama's spending a week on vacation down here, the Kennedy's live here, all kinds of rich/important/famous people.

[Hasfusel]

But Mr. Cornet the Ice Cream Man... Doesn't that sound perfect to you?
People just don't understand narrative these days.