Get your answers., Ask. Nao. Options

[Harvest Sprite]

Ask questions to me, and your answers will be full of wholesome goodness. So ask. NAO.

[Oscar]

YAY! First post!! It's good to have someone new create a questions topic!

Where can I find some batteries? (In my house)

[Jason]

Wholesome goodness eh? Will it help my cholesterol?

[Co'coa.]

Why is the sky blue?

♥ :D

[Harvest Sprite]

Twilight Wanderer... look in your pants. If that doesnt work, try behind a nearby couch.

Jason, it will absolutely destroy your cholesterol. Do not attempt to eat your computer.

Co'coa, the sky is blue due to the reflective process of atoms, in which all other colors of light are absorbed, and because blue is reflected in the atmosphere it is the only color that we can see.

NEXT.

[Zen Clarke]

What is the meaning of life???

EDIT: ...did you just call Oscar Twilight Wanderer?

[Oscar]

GASP! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) You thought I was Twilight? XDXDXD It's me Oscar! Oh no...is it the sig that made you think I was Twi?

[Jason]

Haha, that was hilarious, but you don't want to look in Oscar's pants, not now, not ever. D;

[Co'coa.]

HOLYCOW.
So the process of the sky being blue is THAT complicated?
Info overload!
;____;

Uhmm...
How does bling bling... Bling? :D

[Harvest Sprite]

Wow I fail at life. Oscar I apologize. >_< Was reading a Twilight Wanderer post before this. XP

Zen the meaning of life is to make many babies and then to eat them.

Bling bling blings by reflecting light too. GET WITH YOUR PHYSICS YOUNG ONE!!?!?!?!

The bling bling and the ring ring and the POWER thing!

[Oscar]

Haha! It's ok. :D

Would it be possible to eat a porcupine?

[Zen Clarke]

Why is music called music?

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[Harvest Sprite]

Well, first you gotta tear away those pesky pointy things. Then simply steam the carcass for a good 20 minutes. I like to add a bit of lemon to mine, and its amazing with some lentils on the side. Even better, cut up the body and stew with some carrots and beef stock, and you have some porcupine awesomesauce.

EDIT: Music is called music because the muse of music said ic. Muse-ic.

Music.

[Zen Clarke]

LOL! What's for dinner?
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[Co'coa.]

OMG.
You eat animals.
BAD BAD BAD HARVEST SPRITE. I will report this to the Harvest Goddess immediately.
D:

Uhm. Okay.
So. What would you if the sky suddenly turned... Purple.
:D

[Harvest Sprite]

If the sky turned purple, its because someone would release noxious gas into the sky and instead the molecules would reflect purple. That means you die.

Otherwise, I painted the sky with my magical brush of unicorn hair.

And for dinner, paté du porcupine.

[Oscar]

I'll try that. It better taste good...I know where you live! :O

Sooo, can a cow really jump over the moon?

[Co'coa.]

Nooooo.
You lieeeee. The sky turns purple with MAGIC.
Yunnoooooo. No scientific stuffs there! >:O

So uhm...
What else do you eat? Other than porcupines.
:D

[Harvest Sprite]

A cow can jump over the moon whence lifted by a gravitational pull that occurs once every 5000 years during the crossing of Nibiru in the left skies which allows for the underlord Xanthu to change the magnetic polls of the earth, allowing TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF CIVILIZATION!

And no, I am not a scientologist. :D

EDIT: I like to eat cellphones, but not red ones.

[Horcrux]

Where do babies come from?