Ask Me Questions (the Better Version), You better ask me some or else I'mma run you over with my Okapi :] Options

[Horcrux]

You kissed an arse?

[Lindstrom]

Why does the man in your signature have something on his left ass cheek? Is it a birthmark or did he sit on something?

[FarmerChic]

You kissed an arse?

Why is it that all of your quoted posts have like 8000 [/u] things. It confuses me. Oh right, you're asking me questions. I KNOW NUSSING.

Why does the man in your signature have something on his left toosh cheek? Is it a birthmark or did he sit on something?

It's radiant, my dear. <3
I miss it so. But apparently it's offensive. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad_ghostie.gif)

[Lindstrom]

(IMG:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/MagicPants/fcspin.gif)

I just now realized the filesize is too big and I have to figure out a way to fix this.

[FarmerChic]

FIXITFIXITFIXIT. Please? I want it. D:

[Lindstrom]

(IMG:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/MagicPants/fcyay.gif)

fixed

[FarmerChic]

I love you Lindy-hop. Even though neither of those posts were questions. 8'D

[Oscar]

What is an Okapi?
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[Lindstrom]

Can you enjoy something despite not understanding it?

[FarmerChic]

What is an Okapi?
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(IMG:http://www.pdphoto.org/jons/pictures/animal_1_bg_041302.jpg)
This is the Okapi. The Okapi is related to the giraffe. The Okapi has a long tongue that it can use to clean its ears or lick its eyeballs.
It also has the legs of a zebra. ;o
(IMG:http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animals/img/2087_okapi.jpg)

Can you enjoy something despite not understanding it?

OH MY GOD that woman breathes so loudly. The song was alright but it was like she was having an athsma attack or something. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-iiat.gif)

[Lindstrom]

Maybe I happen to like the sound of a woman breathing deeply and German love songs.

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

[FarmerChic]

I think. *checks*
Barely, but yes. :B

[FarmerChic]

Hey, uglies. Post in this thread or else I will eat your parents. D:<

[Hasfusel]

Can YOU lick your eyeballs?

Would you if you could?

Are there masochistic implications to licking one's eyeballs?

Do imps naturally imply things?

How many imps could you cook and eat in a minute?

What do imps look like?

Is Gordon Ramsay a crazy fool for looking like a tall Scottish imp or is it not his fault?

Does Ramsey sound like a fisherman's name to you?

It it possible to catch fish with one of those little nets for washing machine tablets?

Could you catch Speedy Gonzales?

Who's better at evading capture, Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

Why does Coyote never try the same thing twice when the first time failed because of something he forgot or a million-to-one chance?

How many million-to-one chances happen every week in your house?

Is your house armed against burglars, Home Alone styled?

Do burglars eat burgers?

What do burgers eat? For that matter, what does eating to do society as a whole and is it unfair that food cannot usually eat for themselves?

How totally ridiculous is this post on a scale of one to seventeen?

Do such scales exist and if so, would you buy one?





Your avatar is cool but headachey if you look at it too long.

[FarmerChic]

Q:Can YOU lick your eyeballs?
A: Course not, ya silly goose. Only my ears. D;

Q:Would you if you could?
A: Well I can't imagine them tasting very good. Maybe if I had something in my eye and I had like, salt, or lemon juice on my hands.

Q:Are there masochistic implications to licking one's eyeballs?
A: whut

Q:Do imps naturally imply things?
A: Do humidifiers humidify? Do frying pans fry? Do rapiers rape? I'd assume.

Q:How many imps could you cook and eat in a minute?
A: I can't cook. I'd probably just put some in a bowl with rice and hope for the best.

Q: What do imps look like?
A: The only imp I'm aware of is the one from Yu-Gi-Oh. -didn't used to watch that show-

Q: Is Gordon Ramsay a crazy fool for looking like a tall Scottish imp or is it not his fault?
A: Aw, don't make fun of ugly people, they can't help it. Except for Toaster. He chooses to be unattractive. ;o

Q:Does Ramsey sound like a fisherman's name to you?
A: It sounds like a butler or something.

Q: It it possible to catch fish with one of those little nets for washing machine tablets?
A: I caught a fish once! It was dead though, so me and my sister put it in a coca-cola cup we found in the lake.

Q:Could you catch Speedy Gonzales?
A: HAH. Could Speedy Gonzales catch ME? To answer both questions, yes. *mindraep*

Q:Who's better at evading capture, Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?
A: Speedy, just because the Coyote is stupid.

Q:Why does Coyote never try the same thing twice when the first time failed because of something he forgot or a million-to-one chance?
A: Because it wouldn't be very amusing to watch him succeed, and tear bloody flesh from the roadrunner's rotten, dismembered corpse, now would it?

Q:How many million-to-one chances happen every week in your house?
A: Everytime I find the decency to hit someone in the face with a shovel.

Q: Is your house armed against burglars, Home Alone styled?
A: Nah. I don't think I've ever even seen that movie, now that I think about it. =/

Q: Do burglars eat burgers?
A: Probably. What if they didn't, and they burgled a McDonalds or something. That would just be ridiculous.

Q:What do burgers eat? For that matter, what does eating to do society as a whole and is it unfair that food cannot usually eat for themselves?
'unno. Alll food is dead. Excpet for the stuff that's living. It's eat or be eaten, Hassy. D;

Q:How totally ridiculous is this post on a scale of one to seventeen?
A: 17, divided by zero.

Q:Do such scales exist and if so, would you buy one?
A: Of course, if you can imagine it, it's possible. 8D -inspirational-

[Hasfusel]

Is ManBearPig possible then? Although I totally didn't imagine it and it's totally a real threat to humanity.

[FarmerChic]

I've never seen that episode. :( In britain do they dub it so that the characters sound more sophisticated? :3

[Headtrip]

What would a more sophisticated Cartman sound like?

[Yume]

If Saffy was tied to your bed, naked with his gigantic wong on full show and you were a hawt guy what would you do? D;

[Lindstrom]

what the hell is withYume's new sig?