What would you do to Murrey?, From AWL Options

[ForgetfulKurusu]

Ah, Murrey. The little, shaggy dude that would break into your freezer and try to steal your food. He did not take many baths, as his flies show, and he would beg for money. And if you did give him money, he would spend it on juice in the bar.

So, my question is, if you could anything to Murrey, what would you do? Do keep in mind the Ranch Story Rules while doing this.


What I would do to Murrey:
1. Force him to take a bath
2. Make him have a hair cut and either have his beard trimmed or shaved off completely, depending on what looks best.
3. A change of clothes is in order

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I'd buy a nice home for him and two smaller homes for his flies.

[Hasfusel]

I'd probably give him a sandwich.

[Horcrux]

1,2&3.

[Co'coa.]

I'd catch him another fly for his collection.
>:OOO

[TheSwedishElf]

I'd make him take a bath and stop being so creepy around Romana's cats.

[Mizukithepanda]

Yes, I am totally necroing this thread. XP

Why? Because I picked up Another Wonderful Life yesterday just to see where I had stopped and what I had been doing and... there was Murrey. I can't count the number of times he's come by my house now telling me that he's saved up money, is going to leave, and has a nice shiny present for me that he could've easily sold to get the money needed to go back home and then some. (###### MORON.) Despite early internet claims to the contrary, that guy never leaves. At this point, I don't think he really wants to go home.

So... What would I give Murrey?

1. A good grooming (including bath, haircut, shave, and other general hygiene related things)
2. That condemned shack on my farm. (It utterly fails as a chicken pen. I still wish I'd never paid for that.)
3. A job, so long as he doesn't steal anything from me. ###### knows my "husband" is useless. He doesn't even have anything interesting to say!

His flies, of course, would be most welcome. They might even make new friends if they visit the barn - loads of the things live in there.

[Noviwan]

Could I just get rid of him. I am not against homeless people. but it's not like he ever turns his life around. I mean it would have been cool if with your help he can become a different person by maybe year 2 or 3 but he stays the same. even when you do give him stuff it doesn't seem to help.

[epona]

I agree with Noviwan on wanting Murrey to change his life around.
I stopped talking to Murrey after my first play through of the game, but if I could do something to him I would...

1. Make him clean up.
2. Buy him a house and let him work on my farm.
3. Get rid of the flies because they carry germs.

[Jitterbug]

I'd totally take his flies in and let them live with my cows but Murrey himself would still be the same... just lonelier.