Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[Zen Clarke]

Lime greeeeeen! No, red. No, green. No red. No green. Ack!!! Lime green.

[Daniella]

*points at signature* Look who's greeeeen there. :3

Are you feeling (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif) or (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif) ?

[Oscar]

Here's a taste of Black Eyed Peas! Do you like it???

[Zen Clarke]

Danilla: LOL! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

Oscar: They're pretty good. (And wow. It took me forever to spell pretty.)

[Oscar]

Can you make a picture using letters? Right. Now?

[Zen Clarke]

Oh! Yes!

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[Oscar]

It's a pony!

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Nah, it's a duck.

Make a pony?

[Zen Clarke]

LOL! I don't think I can. xDDD I was just lucky enough to make that one a while back, then stick it in as my signiture on DeviantArt. I might be able to make a tree...okay, I'm lying. Copy and paste a tree from an e-mail I got. But it's still cool!!

Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowhappy.gif)
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowhappy.gif)
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowhappy.gif) So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cowhappy.gif) They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
the top
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There's not an apple smiley here, so I had to replace those with cows. xDDD And I did have to work pretty hard to get everything on it right, and do the colors. :]

[Oscar]

Aww that's very nice. Lolz!

Do you have more?

[Zen Clarke]

Ne-ope! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) That's all I got.

minimumwage!=OOO

[Oscar]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
How about jokes, got any?

Max Power does!

[Zen Clarke]

I gots several. Okay. First one:

So a guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They sit down, have a few drinks, and after a while the giraffe passes out on the floor. The bartender comes up and says, "What's that lyin' there?" And the guy says, "That's not a lion! That's a giraffe!"

Hee hee.

So a lion walks into a bar with a giraffe. They sit down, have a few drinks, and after a while the giraffe passes out on the floor. A hippie comes up and says, "What's that maaaaaaaan?" And the lion says says, "That's not a man! That's a giraffe!"

Okay, so that was my lame attempt at re-doing that joke when my mom got tired of me doing the opening to the first one.

What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A baygull! xDDDDDDD Love that one.

A duck walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, "You got any grapes?" and the bartender says, "No." So the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day and asks, "You got any grapes?" and the bartender says, "I told you yesterday, no!" So the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day and asks, "You got any grapes?" and the bartender says, "No! And if you come back again I'll staple your feet to the ground!" So the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day and asks, "You got any staples?" The bartender says, "No..." So the duck says, "You got any grapes?"

Hee hee! xDDD

My final joke for the night:

So a guy walks into a bar....ouch!

Thank you! Thank you! *bows*

[Oscar]

Hahaha! I love the first and last one!
Mind if I use 'em?

[Zen Clarke]

Go for it! addingmorerawr.andmoreandmoreandmore.

[Oscar]

Would you ever hug a stranger for a Klondike bar? :D

[Zen Clarke]

Not even I would do that for ice cream....xDDD

[Oscar]

Hahaha!

You know there's a game called ZENgage?

[Zen Clarke]

OMG that's so freakin' awesome!!!!!!

[Oscar]

Yeah, it's about numbers!

You...like numbers right?

[Zen Clarke]

Math isn't my strong suit...but I shall have to see....link?