Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[ch&ra]

Have you ever feel REALLY lucky?

[Zen Clarke]

Oscar: *bows* Thank you. And no, not really. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

Chara: Ever day! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Sometimes, I guess. I was really lucky this past year, when I'd forget to do math homework, or something, my teacher didn't take a grade on it. So that was lucky. So, yeah, I've felt REALLY lucky about things before. *nods*

[Oscar]

Now that I've found my inner "Zen" what do I do?

[Zen Clarke]

You must now go to Hogwarts, during the fifth book, and slap Harry Potter for being so stupid in that one, and not using his noggin or finding his own Zen. OR: you can tell all your friends how awesome you are because you've found your inner Zen. Then become a monk, to further your studies. *nods wisely*

[Oscar]

I like the first one!
Should I kill...Harry Potter?

[ch&ra]

Can you cook all types of food?
Or maybe just bake some cakes?
Would you mind teaching?

[Zen Clarke]

Ocar: Nah, you'll just make him feel even more, "Oh, woe is me, woe is me!" (What can I say? The fifth book ticks me off...)

Chara: Of course I can cook! I'm a professional! Teaching, however, is not a strong suit. My last student got a pie in his face. Then again, he started it....

[Oscar]

HA! Don't you wish you had some of that Lucky Juice?

[Zen Clarke]

Well, ya know...every single day. T-T xDDD

[Oscar]

Lolz, Harry was all loopy and funny during that part.

So, who's in your sig?

[ch&ra]

Got a pie? Is it FOR FREE?
I'd love to enroll in your class then~!
May I? Or did you not want this cute-y student? xDDD

[Zen Clarke]

Oscar: He was. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I think it's even funnier right after he takes it in the book. xP Okay! From left to right you have Gwen Cooper, Captain Jack Harkness, and finally Ianto Jones. It's from a show called Torchwood, which is a spin-off of the show Doctor Who. If you look over at my avatar, you'll see the thing saying Zen Clarke. It's the opener for Torchwood (instead of Zen Clarke it has Torchwood). If you want details about either show, I'd be happy to give them. But just a warning: Doctor Who is the family friendly one. Torchwood, I wouldn't suggest watching unless you're 13 or 14 at LEAST. (I know you're 18, but others may be reading this and think, oh, I want to watch it!, and I don't want to be held responsible if they get in trouble for watching it without knowing that part first.)

Chara: Of course you can! It's low costs! Only a penny per second! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif) But you might want to read my dislaimer at the beginning before you inroll.

[Co'coa.]

Zennyyyyy. ♥

How much does a Zenny cost? :B

[Zen Clarke]

$1,000,000,000,000,000,000.52, give or take a penny.

[Co'coa.]

So...
If I found you at a dollar store could I buy you for a dollarrr instead? 8D

[Zen Clarke]

Of course! Everything at The Dollar Store is a dollar or less! ;D

[Horcrux]

Whats your signature from?

[Zen Clarke]

*thinks* Didn't I just answer that? *shrugs* Oh well! It's from Torchwood. It's one of my favorite shows, and they're having 5 special episodes this year (instead of a full season; they're taking a break and are coming back next year). It's the three main characters at the end of the second season finale. (From left to right) Gwen Cooper, Captain Jack Harkness, and Ianto Jones.

[Oscar]

Okay! I want more details on Torchwood. K?

[Zen Clarke]

Okay! So! Torchwood takes place in Cardiff, Whales. It's about a secret government thing, that takes care of all extraterestrial things. It's really good. :] It's a spin-off of the show Doctor Who. You might not get a few things if you've never seen the last 5 episodes of the first season of Doctor Who (which is also a great show), but you may be able to understand it. Torchwood is made up of five people.

Captain Jack Harkness (who's basically the MAIN character, and from Doctor Who): The Boss.
Gwen Cooper: The heart and one who has the most of a life.
Ianto Jones: Some call him The Suit, because at the beginning, all he does is make the tea, and doesn't talk much (seriously, when he first talked, I went, "OMG, HE SPEAKS!!!!!"
Owen Harper: The Doctor (not THE Doctor, from Doctor Who. He's a dr.)
Toshiko "Tosh" Sato: The Computer Wiz. She's awesome.

There's also Rhys Williams, who's not a part of the Torchwood crew, but he's Gwen's boyfriend (and later husband). I highly recommend it, though it does have some "awkward" parts. And it has a bit of slash in some parts. D: I just hold up my hand, block the image, and ignore those parts. x6