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Darth-Paper-Boy
post May 8 2009, 04:38 AM
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I hate how some zombies don't take the time to read. =\

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post May 8 2009, 09:46 PM
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We've got music now! Everyone give a quick and gracious thank you to Jason. Also, some new pictures were added to the first posts. Namely, new pictures for the family's introduction and a picture for Bronson.
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post May 9 2009, 04:13 AM
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This reminds me how well this game's story was presented... I'm not usually much of a story guy when it comes to videogames, but I have to admit that this game does it right. Especially at the end... I don't want to spoil anything, but I'll just say that it hit me as the player at a very emotional and personal level. Made me realize how well video games (or interactive arts) can be as a storytelling device if done correctly.

Great game, should be enjoyed by all.
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post May 11 2009, 12:00 AM
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And helping all to enjoy is why this topic's here. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

Since today is so relevant, and before I forget...

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post May 11 2009, 03:40 AM
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Been busy these last few days so I've neglected the Super Duster Adventure. But back to it!



Alright so I took the secret passageway, and there were a whole bunch of leeches and lobsters in there, but other than that nothing interesting. Anyway, we're out!
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Looking over, old man Nippolyte is tending to some crops Rune Factory style. I ask him about getting in, but...
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But wait, the wall looks scalable!
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Ok we're in, though it looks like the thing we saw before was indeed dropping crap on the already dilapidated castle.
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Heading inside, there's a mysterious painting that keeps looking my way and a large statue holding a large metal orb. Without putting much thought into it, I ram the statue.
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Couldn't quite get a picture of it but the metal orb totally fell and made a hole in the floor. I jump down and found a conveniently placed scalable wall, which I stapled up for easy access. Oh neat, a present.
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Egad, I've been tricked! A ghost was inside and burped in my face, causing me to get sick. Fortunately, there was a mint in a nearby present that made me fell better. As I explore the castle further, I find some jerk ghosts and spiders giving me some grief, but with the use of the thief tools and some well placed boot-to-the-heads, they go down easy. Eventually I stumble upon a room with some easy-going ghosts and what appears to be stuff for sale.
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The ghost highly recommends the Rope Snake, with his awesome rope-like abilities in the cool form of a live snake. For the price of 1 rotten eclair, I purchase the Rope Snake.

[Got the Rope Snake!]



Back to the search. However, it's not long into my continuation that I encounter the coolest room in the castle. (click on the picture for an extra bonus picture)
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Everyone knows ghosts love to party. While I'm here I can swipe some eclairs from the table for more trading with the other ghosts. Moving on, there's another scalable wall for me to climb, so up I go.
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But there's a large hole in the hallway upstairs and I can't get across.
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OR CAN I? With Rope Snake's help, I swoosh across the hole and look totally awesome doing it.
Up ahead, as I approach a staircase, a strange girl drops from the ceiling and runs off ahead, but drops something.
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[Picked up a pendant!]

I keep moving in hopes that I might track her down and talk to her or something. But ahead, what do I find but some kind of ghost conductor who seems to be conducting a song that is shaking the whole room and causing some objects to go flying around.
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What a jerk! He throws chairs, candlesticks, everything but the kitchen sink at me.
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With some quick thief tool action, he's not so tough and I put an end to his tantrum. The mouse that was being thrown around with the furniture thanks me for saving him.
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ONWARDS! I probably would've found the thing I was supposed to find by now if this castle didn't have so much stuff going on. In the next room I find...
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Alright! This must be what Wess wanted. Time to head home.
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post Jun 13 2009, 04:16 AM
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Yeah, basically, stuff came up for Lindstrom and now my internet has been killed because some idiot blew all my bandwidth so I can't have the required infinity pictures per post. I have no idea when this will get going again, but hopefully it won't be too long. Hopefully. Satellite internet sucks. =\
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post Jul 2 2009, 03:53 PM
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Well, that was fun. Time to head back to Wess through the world's best shortcut system: Falling down the chimney!

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Wow. That took longer than I thought...

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Nippolyte
If you're heading out, crossing the drawbridge would be faster and safer than taking the underground passage. Here, I'll give you the drawbridge key.

[received the drawbridge key!]

Nippolyte
Nah, don't worry about giving it back. Just go on and take it. As long as I got this here underground passage, that'll be enough for me.

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So much classier.

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Wess
Okay, let's have a look-see.

[Duster presents the Noble Spittoon]

Is this...?! This luster... This texture... This delicate, profound, and shiny... quality! This is the legendary Noble Spittoon passed down from generation to generation in Osohe... You found it! My judgment was correct after all! Duster! You're exceptionally...

STUPIDER THAN I THOUGHT!!!

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Wess
You moron! You moron! You MORON!! You call yourself yet you can't even tell what it is you need to steal?! Anything else, moron?! Did you bring any other big jackpot items?! Are you sure you're not just fooling around to entertain me? You moron.

[Duster fumbles a bit and then presents the pendant]

Wess
...?! Let me have a closer look at that! ... Th-this... It wasn't what I was looking for... but could it be...?

[flashback to how Duster found the pendant]

Wess
Duster. That pendant... I think it's owner might be... The princess of Osohe Castle. Duster. Your first job was an utter failure. But this is no time to be calling you a moron. I'll come with you this time. We're heading to Osohe Castle at once. Let's hurry to the room the Spittoon was in!

[Wess joined your party!]

and so we do.

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... but not before stopping to talk to some people around town... not that anyone has much to say aside from disbelief that Duster is up during the day, and several people greeting Wess with "Wess up?" Nana does make a peculiar observation though. She thinks none of the family members in the village seem to really look alike as one would expect. Must be a game thing. Anyway, up the path...

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The heck's going on?

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Nippolyte
Some pig-looking guys just bust right into the castle. If you're going inside, *huff* do be careful.

Heeding his advice, I ignore the obvious entrance and climb up and around. Of course, that did nothing different.

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The Clayman was tough, but mostly absent-minded. Duster didn't have too much trouble eventually kicking him down, while Wess mostly just threw socks at it.

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From there, there's no real surprises. It's just walking through a Pig Masked Weirdos infested version of what was there before. They really wrecked up the place...

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[Duster steps aside and Wess inspects the door]

Wess
It appears someone has opened this door... Very recently, too. I believe only the princess has the ability to open this secret door... Duster. This is embarrassing. Turn the other way.

[Duster does so]

Wess
Don't look now! I'm not sticking my butt out or anything like that, though.

Now you can't say that and not make someone curious...

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... Wow...

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Wess
I believe I taught this dance to you when you were still very young. I even told you a million times to do it when you find yourself stuck... The princess most likely went through here. And those pig fellows are probably still inside the castle as well. So we need to be careful! You moron!

Wess can be so abusive. Anyway, proceeding on...

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Girl
Is that you, you old geezer?!

[Duster and Wess walk up to her]

Wess
Oh, Princess! So it WAS you! My, how this brings back memories! Sometimes... I wouldn't remember you for not just a little bit. No, no, no! Wait! I'm so giddy that I've mixed up my words! I haven't forgotten about you for but a bit! No, no, wait... Duster! You moron! Get your act together!

Girl
Whatever. I got my leg caught in this stupid-ass trap. I can't afford to die here, so I was thinkin' about cuttin' my foot off.

Wess
Oh-ho-ho! I see you're as reckless as ever! But you needn't resort to removing your foot, Princess. For me and my Thief Arts, a trap of this sort is absolutely nothing to never worry about! No, wait, wait! Just leave it to me! I'll have this off faster than you can say "piece of cake!"

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*click*

[She springs up, freed from the stupid trap]

Wess
Princess... I'm so pleased to know you're alright...

[she spots the pendant Duster has]

Girl
Hey! My pendant! So YOU stole it, huh?! [she takes it back] Damn. Can't let my guard down for even a second. He your son, geezer? [she looks Duster over] Hmmmm... His breath kinda stinks. Your name's Duster, huh? My name's...

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Kumatora
... Kumatora! Good to meetcha! ...? What're you doin'? Let's go!

Wess
Wherever are you headed, Princess?

Kumatora
Isn't it obvious? You guys're here for it too, aintcha?

Wess
... but, your leg is injured...

Kumatora
Just a little spit on it and it'll be as good as new! Let's move! Hey, Geezer's son! Escort me, will ya?! Geez!

[Kumatora joined the party!]

Word on the wind says that she knows PSI, as well as the knowledge that when she (or other PSI users) feel feverish, that's when they're learning a new PSI power. Anyway, moving on...

After walking through some corridors, defeating enemies, and avoiding devilish brooms that sweep you into the trash can, we finally make it to the point of interest.

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Wess
This is where I hid it. Duster. This is the "Certain Important Item" I had instructed you to bring back. It seems to be known as the "Egg of Light" or the "Hummingbird Egg." Truth be told, not even I know anything about this egg. The Hummingbird Egg is a ball of secrets inside secrets that are inside even more secrets... Or something like that, supposedly, apparently.

Kumatora
And now the ball of secrets is needed. If this wound up in the wrong hands, the lid on the secrets would come undone, and... [She pokes the egg] ... Bad things would happen.

Wess
Just what sort of hope - or calamity - is hidden away in this egg? Not even I know... In any case, the Hummingbird Egg is our secret.

Kumatora
But doesn't it seem kinda ridiculous that the egg of a tiny li'l hummingbird holds all of the world's secrets?

Wess
Indeed, it is quite ridiculous. But what's most ridiculous of all is the moron standing right there. Duster. This egg gives off such a thick scent of secrets that's so concentrated it almost reminds me of condensed milk. Yet, you couldn't even catch a single whiff of it! That's how much of a moron you are! You're a failure as a thief!

Kumatora
You shouldn't keep callin' your own kid a moron like that. 'Cause if he really is a moron, he wouldn't understand anyways. Anyways, we can't let the bad guys get their hands on this egg.

*SLAM*

Kumatora
Speak of the devil!

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Kumatora
Geezer! Duster! Let's get outta here! [Kumatora snags the egg and gets ready to run]

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Wess
Princess! Please wait! I know it appears to be sitting there nonchalantly... but I placed traps around the egg!

Kumatora
Huh? ... Traps?

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{Posting system screwed me up at this point, so I'm sorta paraphrasing here}

The fight was was won through a combination of lots of lightning and the unstoppable power of Duster's love. Sure, we were in the water too, but it worked so...

[A loud noise is heard]

Wess
Oh, what now?

[The water starts draining out]

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Kumatora
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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post Jul 2 2009, 06:56 PM
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Kumatora
You're awake, geezer!

Wess
Where are we...? My house...?

Fuel
You and this especially tough girl got washed down the river. Good thing my dad was there, 'cause I would've pretended not to see you if it'd just been me.

Wess
... I see... Thank you, Fuel.

[Fuel and Lighter start to walk out]

Wess
Did you find that moron with us, too?

Lighter
You mean Duster? It was just you two. You know, for a couple, you sure do have a big age difference.

Wess
That moron... I mean, Duster, taking his damn merry time... He's in BIG trouble, once I find him...

Lighter
You were both unconcious. You should get a little more rest.

[Lighter walks out, Fuel runs after him]

Kumatora
Don't be dumb! Let's go look for him right now!

And so we do. We run off, and talk to people. Alle mistakes Kumatora for a "mister' and thinks "he" must get all the girls.. then...

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Butch
He's the only one I told about the money I hid in the well... and now it's gone! Which means Duster stole it! That was MY money!

Lisa
We've already asked a thousand times, but where did you get it in the first place? And besides, what IS "money" anyway?!

Brenda
This sounds all too fishy if you ask me.

[Flint and Boney walk by]

Butch
Shut up, shut up! SHUT UP! Look, Wess and Duster are both thieves! But they never did anything before 'cause we never had anything to steal in our village! But we all know they'd steal good stuff like money if they ever saw it!

Kumatora
Alright! Shut your hole and listen, punk!

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Butch
Who are YOU?! A friend of the thieves? No violence! NO VIOLENCE!

Flint
...

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Flint
Old Man Wess. Let's just all of us calm down. Kicking up a fuss won't help us figure out anything, especially with Duster gone. The villagers and I believe you. So, for now, let's just wait for Duster to come back.

Wess
Duster, you moron... You better come back soon...

The mysterious group that has been tinkering with with the forest creatures in an almost toy-like fashion has finally commenced it's plan to alter the town, the lives, and even the hearts of the people.

It seems as if a grand scheme of some sort is hidden behind the actions of the suspicious peddler who has recently arrived.

However, not everyone is content to sit quietly by as the enemy continues it's odious attack from every angle.

Flint, whose family bonds were torn to shreds...

Wess and his son Duster, the Thieves of Justice...

Princess Kumatora, the mysterious girl who suddenly appeared...

Destiny is bringing together those who would use their power for good.

and what has become of Lucas, the crybaby...?


Thus ends chapter 2. Since this is a short post, have some bonus content.
Hummingbird Egg

Duster, Kumatora, and Wess [2]

Duster and Kumatora [2]

Clayman.

Kumatora ensnared in the stupid-ass trap.

Kumatora [1] [2] [3]

Wess dances!

Duster [2] [3]

Someone else up for Chapter 3? I hate chapter 3. =\
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post Jul 5 2009, 06:27 PM
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Man this chapter sucks. Helps to gather more hate for the bad men though if they needed it. Read on for animal cruelty.



Out is kicked a monkey, our hero, and another monkey is witheld.





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Fassad
If you don't do your job... then this girlie monkey is as good as dead. Do what you're supposed to, and you'll get to have a nice, happy reunion later. Understand?! Both you and this girlie monkey could wind up dead, if you're not careful!



Fassad
Well? How do you like it? That lovely thing around your neck is no ordinary collar. It's so advanced, that even if you ran to the ends of the desert, punishing you would be a snap. Come to think of it, Monkey, you don't have a name, do you? You're going to need one from here on out. I hope you can come up with something cute. Nwehehehehe!

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Fassad
Alright, stupid monkey! Salsa! I'll only say this once, so listen close! If you wanna enjoy your little journey with me, just remember these two things. You and I are buddies... Don't you dare try to run away from me. Always behave, and act nice and friendly. Got that? Good boy. The second thing to remember: Never disobey my commands. If I say dance, you dance! If I say laugh, you laugh! It's that simple. Got it?! Do what I say and we'll both get through this without any hard feelings. Nwehehehehe. Oh...? What's that defiant look in your eyes? Dance!

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Fassad
Nwahahahahahaha. That's such a silly monkey dance that watching it is embarrassing! Try a different dance.

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Fassad
Good boy. Laugh!

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Fassad
Backflip!

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Fassad
Good boy. Good job. No doubt everyone'll believe we're a performance duo now.



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Fassad
...... Hey, you stupid monkey! You only get to cry when I tell you to! No crying on your own! It's punishment time!

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Fassad
Hey, you! Quit sleeping on the job! Alright, listen! There's a white, round building west of here. We're going there!

[You wound up being taken with Fassad!]

Save Frog
Heya. I saw everything. Be strong. Endure it. I'm sure things will start to go your way someday. Please be careful out there. Give my regards to the next frog you meet.



Wee, we get to wander the desert now. After beating some of the local dung beetles and lizards and such, a silly a silly sidequest to lighten the mood.

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Wan Sum Dung
I don't have any dung to roll, so I'm not a true dung beetle. I'm so sad. If you ever happen to come across some dung, please bring it to me. I'll always be here, so please bring me some. I want to roll dung!! I don't even care what kind it is!! ... *sigh* Now I'm all upset and confused! Wait, you brought me some dung?! And you're giving it to me? For free? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! Yeaaaaaah! Let's roll! Let's roll to the ends of the desert! Yeah! (Salsa gained 5 Experience points)

Back to desert wandering. Hey, a present box!

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Fassad
Hey, you! Stupid monkey! If you think you've earned that Luxury Banana you've got another thing coming! Gimme that!

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I hate this guy. Also, the desert is weird.

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Frog
So dizzyyyy! Help me, ribbiiit!

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Frog
All that spinning and dizziness actually started to feel kind of nice after a while... Thanks for saving me when I needed help. Anyways, while we're at it, *hop* save your game?

The sign says:

Frogs in a desert? It's actually not as crazy as you might think. Some species of frogs, such as "Sand Frogs", do exist in arid desert regions like Africa. During seasons with little to no precipitation, these frogs burrow into the ground to protect themselves from the harsh, dry climate.

Games are so educational.

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Fassad
Listen, monkey! That's a cactus wolf, the meanest thing in the desert. But we can't get inside with him standing there. Go beat him up. Lose, and I'll have an extra serving of punishment ready just for you!

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So I defeat him by chipping away at him while making him laugh and dance and unable to attack.

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and down an elevator we go...

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Fassad
We're going to take it to an unbelievably uncivilized village called Tazmily. It'd take an incredibly long time to get there on foot, but with this Pork Bean we'll get there in the blink of a "Nwehe!" ... You get all that?

[I walk down to it]

Fassad
Hey! Don't get in yet! You stupid monkey! Alright, listen up, [gameplay information.]

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Fassad
There's a place there called the Yado Inn, where we can stay the night. That's where we're headed now.

and off we go.

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Fassad
What do you think of the wonderful bag I gave you? Is it to your liking?

Butch
Oh, it's you, Mr. Fassad. Don't scare me like that... Actually, I was just counting to see how much is in here.

Fassad
Nwahahahaha. Just please be extra careful that it doesn't get swiped by any thieves.

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Fassad
... Oh, pardon me. I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry, but we're in a terrible hurry. If you'll excuse us. Come now, monkey. We should be off.

(They walk on, Salsa lingers for a while)

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Butch
What do you think's inside?! "Money"! There's "money" inside! Ever heard of money?! What? You don't know what money is?! ... Actually, I'm not all that sure, either. After all, we've never had it in Tazmily before. But apparently an "era of money" is about to start! Huh? What's an "era of money"? ... Huh? Oh, a traveler gave it to me in exchange for some pigs! Yeah, he took a real liking to my pigs. And then he asked me in tears if I'd trade them for this. It did seem pretty strange to me at first, but I decided to trust the guy. He's definitely a friend worth having!
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Darth-Paper-Boy
post Jul 5 2009, 08:23 PM
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Butch
I don't want any ignorant people taking off with it, so I'm gonna hide it in this well here. ... Duster! ...This secret's just between you and me!

(They walk off)

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Fassad
... Nwehehehehe!

and so we continue to the Yado inn.

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Jackie
Oh, uh... Fee?

Betsy
There is no "how much" here. Please feel free to stay the night.

Fassad
Oh, I see. Still... (Fassad places a large bag of money on the desk) It's hardly a cumbersome thing to have...

Betsy
? ... Oh. I guess it's okay, then. I'll kindly accept your offer. I suppose it could make a good doorstop. Your room is the one in the middle. Please make yourself at home, and have pleasant dreams.

Fassad
Thank you very much. Come, little Salsa. Where's your "thank you"?

(Salsa laughs and claps)

Betsy
Eee! How cute!

Fassad
Well then. If you'll excuse us... Come, little Salsa. Let's go to our room, shall we?

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[He takes the bed]

Fassad
Now go to sleep!

[Salsa lays down on the floor]

Later...

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(ring, ring, ring!)

Fassad
... You've arrived at Osohe Castle? Good. Wait until dawn, then storm the place. Everything's progressing smoothly here.

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Fassad
What...? You saw someone else hanging around the castle? That's it? You only saw him? Then leave 'im be. He's probably just some villager who got drunk and got himself lost. He walks with a limp? I think I might've seen him myself... He's got brown hair, a gloomy feel, slightly bad breath, and looks kind of like a bum? Yeah, don't worry about him... Yeah, okay. I leave it in your hands. Stay alert!

(beep)

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[Salsa makes a hasty retreat back to the floor]

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Fassad
I guess the fear of punishment has turned you into a spineless wimp. Nwehehehe!

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Fassad
How long are you going to sleep?! You stupid monkey! Listen. Just keep doing your tricks all happy-like. Prance around all nice and funny to help charm the villagers. Do a good job, and I'll set you free. I'll even take you back to that girlie monkey. But if you bore the audience... You'll get an extra heaping of punishment! Got that?!

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Fassad
Come, one and all, fair denizens of Tazmily! Congratulations are in order for the hard work you put in every single day! (Salsa claps) I've come here today to give you all wonderful news... about happiness! (Lighter leaves) (Salsa Dances) ... Blue skies. White clouds. Bountiful crops. Stout livestock. Happy families and kindhearted neighbors... This village is filled with so many wondrous things! But, there's still something missing. A tiny speck of uncertainty that steals into each bright day. (He moves closer to the crowd) Is this really how things should be?! Shouldn't we be living more comfortable, enjoyable lives?! It's only natural to harbor a few such suspicions. (Fuel leaves) Odd animals that have never been seen before now lurk in our forests, and giant balloon-like objects soar our skies! What's going on?! What's happening to the world we live in?! And that's not all! Not by a long shot! The word on the wind says that in the very near future, lightning powerful enough to burn down forests and woods will rain down on us almost daily! (Lisa makes a gesture) Oh, you laughed at that, didn't you? You thought to yourself "Get real! Something like that would never happen!" But I truly believe this will soon be a reality. (Nana walks off) And in times like this, isn't it human nature to want to be happy? To live with a smile on your face? But I have good news for you! Today is your lucky day! (Salsa flips) You can obtain happiness very easily. (Salsa dances) Just look here! Even my cute, adorable Salsa is dancing so happily... The reason for this, you see... is that the monkey has gotten a head start on obtaining happiness! (Salsa laughs and claps) (Brenda, Jonel, and Lisa leave) How exactly did Salsa here manage to find happiness? All those who are interested, raise your hand boisterously. Who wants to be happy?!

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Fassad
Go and ask the nice people who want happiness for their names. Please keep your hands raised, folks.

(I think I'll talk to all of them, for the heck of it)

Paul
I don't need happiness. It's standing right next to me.

Linda
Happiness, huh... I'll admit, I'm a little curious...

Reggie
Happiness leaves when wanted.

Biff
I'm Biff. I'm not really sure what this is about, but if I can get something out of it, I'll give it a shot.

Abbey
I'm Abbey. I respect my husband Abbot. There's nothing bad about having TOO much happiness, is there?

Isaac
I'm Isaac. I just wanna see if it really is easy to be happy.

Abbot
My name is Abbot. I've been an avid collector of things ever since I was a boy. It's hard to explain, but just collecting stuff... It somehow makes me happy. Plus, I'd like to see what happiness looks like, too.

Fassad
Everyone! If even just one more of us can achieve happiness, all will be right in the world! For those of you who didn't raise your hand, please think it over later, and if you decide that you do want happiness after all, feel free to let me know anytime! Well, that's all for today's show! May happiness come to this village! (Salsa does a flip) Take care! (Salsa claps) Now, then. Come along, little Salsa. Let us return to the Yado Inn.

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Fassad
What is it? Did you find it? What?! There are other people inside the castle?! Why can't you just kick them out? What?! You can't because they're too tough?! Alright. I'll be right over once I'm through here. Until then, make SURE you find it!

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Fassad
The happy boxes are hidden in the cemetery. Go deliver them to everyone whose names you took earlier. Abbot, Abbey, Biff, Isaac. Those four people. Where do they live? How should I know?! Go find them yourself! And when you're finished delivering them, don't even think about trying to run away. You'll come straight back to this room. If you can't do it under 23 minutes or so, your punishment will be even more severe! You'll be much more than charred if that happens... If you try to run from me or disobey me, I'll make sure to punish the girlie monkey, too! Got it?!

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Then get to it already! If you can finish delivering them in under 22 minutes, I'll give you a banana or something. I'm making this offer from the kindness of my heart, because I feel terrible that you're not allowed to eat or drink anything. So be grateful! Nwehehehehe!

and off Salsa goes. While wandering around, Betsy, Mike, and Caroline are nice enough to give cookies and bread to the monkey but they don't really think about it too much. Some of the kids, and all of the other animals notice how Salsa's sad, and Jonel has noticed that it's obvious that Salsa's being forced to do things by Fassad. Aside from these, one other interesting tidbit about how the bread at the bakery...

Mouse
I have a special scary story... Wanna hear it? The truth is... For a long time, I've been taking nuts I find in the forest and then hiding them in this house. But, when I went to check on them the other day... they had... ALL BEEN MADE INTO BREAD!! ... Huh? You don't seem very scared.

Anyway, on to the task at hand so we can get this chapter over with...

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Isaac
Will this thing really bring me happiness?

(3 to go!)

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Abbot
Hahahahaha! This is great! A Happy Box! Thanks, Monkey!

Abbey
Oh, you ordered one too, Abbot? I guess we don't need two, do we? I'll cancel my order, then. Sorry to bother you.

(Only 1 more to go!)

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Biff
For some reason, I actually do feel happy.

Now back to Fassad and...

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No!

Fassad
25 minutes... Nope! Too bad! I was planning to give you a Special Banana if you had delivered them all in under 3 minutes, but I guess you don't really want one. You insolent little monkey! Nwehehehehe!

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Fassad
Hey, you! How long are you gonna stay unconcious?! Stupid monkey! Alright, let's hurry to Osohe Castle.

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Fassad
Did you find it?! What?! You STILL haven't found it?! Just who are these other intruders? An old man and a guy with a gloomy feel about him?! You mean HIM?! The guy with brown hair, a gloomy feel, slightly bad breath, and looks kind of like a bum?! So, where are they now? What?! They're headed for the top floor?!

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Fassad
YOU FOOLS!!!! Whatever you do, do NOT let them get there first! (the Pigmasks run off, one into the wall)

And so we investigate too.

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Fassad
What?! They fled into the basement?! They have it with them?! Alright! Got it! Hey, monkey! We're headed to the basement now! There should be an entrance to the basement somewhere inside this castle. Find it!

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Fassad
Hey! Stupid monkey! Do something to open it!

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Youtube link Avoid the related videos for spoilers.

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Fassad
Huh? What's this lever for? Hey! Pull this lever!

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Fassad
! It's them! They fled into the waterway!

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Fassad
What?! They escaped with the item?! After them! After them! After them! After them! GO AFTER THEM!! No, wait. They're inside. Corner them, is what I said! Contact me the instant you find them! (The pigmasks leave) Bah! There's not a single useful person here! Let's return to the Yado Inn for now!

aaand we run off some more.

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Fassad
What are you doing?! One of you two, get out of my way!

Pigmask
Hey! You heard Mr. Fassad! Fall back! He was looking at you when he said it! YOU fall back!

Fassad
SHUT UP!! I don't give a damn about any of that! BOTH of you get out of my way, now!!

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Fassad
You're so stupid!

Pigmask
It's all your fault, you idiot!

Pigmask
He was looking at you when he said that! So you're the idiot, you idiot!

Pigmask
I know you are but what am I?! You idiot!

Fassad
Both of you idiots, go find them NOW!!

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(Kumatora turns to look at Butch, who cowers some more)

Wess
I have done no such thing, nor would I have any need to.

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Fassad
I simply can't believe that someone would steal the money I so humbly gave you! ...Perhaps it's true, then... Perhaps this village really is starting to become cursed... We can't allow Tazmily Village to become a dismal hive for evildoers to run amok. We must all seek happiness... or this village will be in grave danger!

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[a shimmer of light appears]

Fassad
Oh? What's this? Are you fond of the nice lady there? Come, now. I'll give you lots and lots of Luxury Bananas later, so let us return to the Yado Inn. Okay, little Salsa?

(Fassad and Salsa leave the group of people, shocking can be heard, the camera focuses on Kumatora)

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Hey! Stupid Monkey!! It seems you still don't understand the situation you're in! If you ever disobey me or try any funny business in the slightest, I'll make sure your beloved girlie monkey winds up in some serious trouble. Remember that! (Fassad lays on the bed) Now go to sleep!

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(Fade out)

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Kumatora
That cheap bastard's asleep. Hurry here!

(Salsa leaps out the window)

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Kumatora
Dunno how you got involved with that lie-spewin' fraud, but you must've had your reasons, I guess. Poor li'l thing.

Wess
Princess. This is a great deed you've done. Now let's go find that lazy moron - I mean, Duster - and that egg he has with him. I know he's all right; morons like him never get sick or hurt, no matter where they go or what they do.

Kumatora
Yeah. We just gotta find Duster and the egg. But first, let's free this monkey. Geezer. Go steal that zapper gizmo while that lyin' freak's still asleep.

Wess
Oh, right. I should've swiped it earlier. I'll be right back.

Kumatora
You'll be free in a minute, monkey. You must've had it rough.

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Wess
Hey, monkey. I stole the doohickey. I accidentally bumped it on the way back. Did it zap you? Sorry 'bout that.

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Kumatora
You destroy it.
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:39 AM
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Kumatora
You're free. (Salsa looks sad) ... You got something keepin' you from runnin' away? What is it? [Light shimmers] Oh, your girlfriend's been kidnapped...? Or "Monkeynapped", I should say? Damn that cheap bastard! He's screwed up!

Fassad
Oh, did you call for me? I happen to be that screwed-up, cheap bastard you speak of!

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Fassad
Nwehehehehe. You stupid monkey! Did you think you could get away from me?!

(Salsa dashes behind Kumatora)

Kumatora
He can! And we're gonna let him!

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(Fassad gets his phone out)

Fassad
They're headed your way! ... I see. Then remain there on standby. I'll be there shortly.

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Fassad
There's no escape from me. Nwe-nwehehehehe!

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and so we do. Not before saying hit to Leder first though.

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Hm... Let's try Isaac's.

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Darn. Moving on...

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Wu-oh.

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Wu-oh.

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Kumatora
It's attacking!

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Woo, this one's a toughie. Nothing too tough for Monkey Mimic and PSI Thunder though.

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And now he can't fire the cannon! Though he can throw the cannon balls, it doesn't do much and that's only useful if he's not coughing on the smoke or spending his turn complaining.

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Yaaay!

Oh...

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Hey, Lucas!

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Thud...

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Thud...

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thud...

I'm lazy. Doing this all with screenshots. Hold on.

edit: Lol, no I'm not. Youtube.

Tazmily Village is now transforming exactly how the newly-come peddler had planned.

Only a handful of villagers realize that things that were good and right are being tossed away one after the other.

Although prosperity is increasing, an eerie darkness seems to be growing heavier over the village at the same time.

However, within that darkness, a frail, young boy grows stronger.

Soon, Lucas will repaint this tale of sadness with a bright new color.

The deeper the darkness, the brighter the sunrise at dawn.

The once-coddled Lucas is now on his way to becoming a brilliant, young sun.
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:43 AM
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Aw, I'm probably going to have to stop reading soon :( You're nearing where I am.
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:47 AM
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Well, so long as someone posts that they're reading I'll be fine. I've seen joke topics with better responses than this.
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:49 AM
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I guess people partially don't know what to say. Believe me, I appreciate the topic; I just don't know what to discuss. I suppose if I were playing Mother 3 I'd have more to write :P
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:54 AM
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*shrug* People can say whatever. Just tiny bips on whatever's happened or is happening would be nice. It'd also be good to make more pages so that it doesn't take forever to post because it loads up the last however many posts, which generally contain a zillion pictures.

Also, forgot bonus materials. [1] [2] [3] [4]
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post Jul 6 2009, 02:57 AM
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1 and 3 are the same.

Salsa is amazing. It's really cool they let you play as a monkey for a bit.

Also, I love all the fanart :]
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post Jul 6 2009, 03:07 AM
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Fix'd. And it sorta is, because it could've just been a random background thing, but having you actually play through Salsa's torture just helps me hate the villains a bit more. Talk about cruel. Also, I need to check out recording options in VBA... some of these events just don't go well in screenshot form (like the one above) and I feel weird about using other people's and being too lazy to ask. Not that there should be a problem, but still.

and yeah, finding fan art for so many moments in the game is fun. What's un-fun was how there was practically nothing for this chapter though. I have so much stuff for chapter 6 I don't even NEED screenshots though.
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post Jul 7 2009, 04:22 AM
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I'm still experimenting with recording stuff, I recorded the opening for the next chapter earlier today but youtube had a problem with it or something and now it won't do uploads. So, instead, I'm gonna pad out the few extra posts to take us to page 3 so I don't have to load the whole dang thing of this page every time I do the chapter 4 stuff.

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post Jul 7 2009, 04:30 AM
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One pic posted by request. Like the topic btw, it's interesting.
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post Jul 7 2009, 04:31 AM
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Stupid thing not letting me double post. Onwards! To page 3!

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