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[Headtrip]

So you're Mexican. How's that been working out for you? And what does actual Mexican food taste like?

[Oscar]

Haha! It's going great, I love it.
Well it doesn't taste much different if you go to like an actual mexican restaurant. Sometimes it depends on how your mom cooks.

[IdlersDream]

That happens with fish. Once one dies, they start to eat them. I've had fish my whole life and I've seen one of them hanging out of the other ones mouth after it had died. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif) Gross. But we're getting rid of our aquarium soon, it's not worth it anymore...

Hope this doesn't embarass you, but, have you ever kissed a girl? Do you remember your first kiss's middle name?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I say John, you say...

[Oscar]

ID: It was weird, they all dissapeared.
Yeah, way back in Middle School. Hmm I don't think she had one, she moved to Italy...I think. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

DPB: Lennon! Am I right!?

[IdlersDream]

Do you enjoy reading? If so, what has been your favourite book?

[Oscar]

I do like reading!! I even plan to major in literature. I don't know, I guess A Tale of Two Cities.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Where are my answers? =3

Vooooi~

[Oscar]

Haha! Yeah I should do that, luckily I'm on my computer.
Here they go....

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Wayne, actually.

Who names a kid "Speed"? Really.

[Oscar]

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy?
Ice cream cake!!!!
2. What color is your tooth brush?
Lime green
3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
A cat, duh! Cuz they are awesome
4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?
What is a bucket list? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
5. Who is your favorite super hero and why?
That ice man from X-Men!
6. Who do you admire the most?
Hmm my parents!
7. What is your favorite summer activity?
Hanging out with friends or family outside.
8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?
A comedy? Shia labeouf! XDDD
9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why?
Chocolate cuz I love chocolate
10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why?
Homer Simpson cuz he adds humour to everyday life. I like Lisa too.
11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why?
Japan! I love Japan cuz it looks so high tech
12. What is your dream job?
Hmm don't know! I wanna write...
13. Are you a morning or a night person?
Night and morning!
14. What is your favorite hobby?
Don't have one, really.
15. What is one thing that annoys you the most?
Those people that act like they're so cool or better than everybody else.
16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Lamb
17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family?
Helpfullness!
18. What is one of your weird quirks?
I make this squeaky sound with my mouth!
19. Describe your self in 3 words.
Responsibly nice funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
My brother cuz I'd like to see how his life is, since he is WAY different than me.
21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?
Zzzzzz
22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
Look at my cell phone to see if I got any messages.
23. What is your favorite movie quote?
Don't have one!
24. What is your favorite joke?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9
25. What would you do on Mars for fun?
Run around screaming "I'M ON MARS!"
26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?
Some money!
27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?
Inside an elevator. I get nervous when I go in 'em too.
28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
Something amazing to earn me more fame!!!
29. Where would you go if you where invisible?
To stores and steal stuff
30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”.
I remember those! Eww...don't remember the flavors!
31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?
My laptop, it sucks.
32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.
Fireworks in back (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
33. What is your biggest addiction?
Hmm gaming I guess.
34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?
Oh no, none really.
35. How many books have you read so far this year?
Like 3
36. When I dance, I look like…?
An idiot!
37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?
My cousin Leo...
38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?
Hmm, figuring out the cure to Cancer *looks at Totoro*
39. What is the worst job you could have?
Cleaning up poo
40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?
FOX!
41. What is the thing your most afraid of?
Death and presentations AND spiders...
42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?
My car! I don't like my car's color much.
43. What celebrity annoys you the most?
Miley Cyrus (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif)
44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?
A sandwich card that earns me a free sub everytime I visit their restaurant!
45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?
"Shut up, act your age"
46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?
Le Oscar
47. What is your life long dream?
To be a dad with a great career
48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?
Casual stuff cuz Obama is sooo cool.
49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?
Skateboarding!
50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?
8, but you should ask someone else! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?
Reaching the top cabinet
52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Like 45minutes
53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?
Go to Japan!
54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?
Dunno, none fit me.
55. What store do you shop at the most?
American Eagle
56. What new technology will transform the future?
Hover cars
57. What supply in your house is running low?
Milk lolz
58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?
Asian!
59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?
Strumble Berry
60. What is your least favorite beverage?
Alcohol
61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their hair
62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?
A phone and a HUGE water bottle
63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?
Their hair as well!
64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?
Viva Oscar!
65. What was your favorite book growing up?
Captian Underpants Series FTW
66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why?
Springfield, there's too many and we all know the real one is in Simpsons land!
67. What compliment does people give you the most?
"Looking good!"
68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean?
HA! No clue.
69. What product would you refuse to promote?
Alcohol or cigarettes.
70. What is your favorite pet’s name?
Crystal
71. Use one word to describe your computer ability?
Good
72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?
My mom I suppose
73. Which of the presidents was your favorite?
Obama! But past favorite is Clinton.
74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?
Like 5 hours.
75. What is your favorite Halloween costume?
Homer Simpson!
76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd?
Haha! That sounds mean, but I guess if they're really good with computers. That's how I picture a nerd.
77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be?
Kindergarden
78. What fashion trend do you just not get?
Those ugly crock or whatever shoes!
79. If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?
MEXICO!
80. What is the lowest grade you have ever been given what class was it for?
Like an F in Math.
81. If you could choose your nickname what would it be?
Dany, eventhough that already is my nickname. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif)
82. What is your best feature?
My face!
83. If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?
JELLO!!!
84. What is the song you hear most often?
Viva La Vida, love it!
85. What have you done that you are most proud of?
Goin' to college
86. How many keys do you have on your key ring?
Two!
87. What is your favorite song?
Viva La Vida!!
88. How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it?
Like when I was five, it was that bowl cut.
89. What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?
Be Yourself
90. If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?
Less fatter cheecks and not so skinny.
91. What is your least favorite type of music?
Rap
92. If you where a super hero what would your powers be?
Ice powers!!!!! I'd freeze so many things.
93. What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie?
You will meet your soulmate...NOW!
94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up?
Chips! hahaha
95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy?
A mansion with like a theatre and bowling alley inside. The works.
96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?
To the time when my parents were little, I'd like to meet 'em!
97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?
Umm Einstein, he was pretty smart. Or Martin Luther King or umm dunno.
98. If you could win any award what would it be, why?
Noble Prize cuz it seems to be the most important!
99. If you could teleport where would you go, why?
JAPAN! Love it.
100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
The Simpsons!!!!

I now expect you to READ all my answers Twi! :D

Wayne, actually.

Who names a kid "Speed"? Really.

Somebody actually named their kid Speed? I bet it's hippies.

[Twilight Wandere...]

Ha. I read them. How do you like them apples?

Why 79? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Oscar]

Haha! Don't know. I like Mexico (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Twilight Wandere...]

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"What do you think Donny? Is my cell too big?"

[Oscar]

What on earth is that pic about and I see no cell, so ney!
Edited

[Twilight Wandere...]

The cell's the thing he's staring at? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Oscar]

Oh! WAIT that's a cell!? What's a cell?

[Twilight Wandere...]

Why do you not know the abrievation for cell phone? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Horcrux]

So. Mr.Jackson died today. Any feelings?

[Oscar]

Twi: Oh yes, of course! Sure...umm his cell is big. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)


Witch: I'm sad to see him go, especially since he had 3 kids. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif)