Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

but mushrooms are delicious. That sounds delicious too... maybe next time we make some I'll try to get that going.

Are meat cleavers tired as a horror inducing weapon?

[Lindstrom]

To be honest, when I think of meat cleavers, I think of "So I Married An Axe Murderer" when they're playing at the butcher shop.

[Headtrip]

Have you ever had to cope with a death in the family?

[Lindstrom]

Lots of times. My dad and my uncle are the only ones left on his side of the family. I accept it because 1) I know it's inevitable and 2) I don't feel like the person is truly gone forever. Kinda like how in movies and stuff when they say "they live on inside your heart" and all that. I don't claim to know what happens when you die, but it doesn't change the fact that someone loved you and if there's anything after death, they surely still do.

As it happens I tend to have plenty of dreams where my grandfather is still alive. Sometimes I'm like "hey, didn't you die?" and he's all "yeah, but so what", other times I just forget he's not alive.

[Headtrip]

That sounds like a good way of going about things.
So, I have to watch a politically-correct romantic Canadian movie about trench warfare in World War I for history. Shouldn't I be learning about what horrors actually happened?

[Lindstrom]

If you want a good WWI trench warfare movie (or book), check out All Quiet on the Western Front. Highly regarded as one of the best films ever made and was written by an actual German WWI veteran. And yes, you should be. The film and book contain exactly that.

[Headtrip]

We have that on DVD somewhere in my house. I should really get around to it, right after I watch this piece of crap.
What is true happiness?

[Lindstrom]

Are you asking because you don't know, or you want me to think deeply about it? Nothing makes me happier than making the people I care about happy.

[Headtrip]

So giving something to another instead of focusing entirely on yourself and yourself alone is the secret? And I'm just asking to fill in question space.

[Lindstrom]

That's what works for me. I don't know you well enough to know what works for you.

[Headtrip]

Emo time!

Is there any place in space?
Am I going to win this race?
Am I locked up in a cage?

[Lindstrom]

Space is known to be full of space, hence it's name, space.
Utilizing drifting and corner cutting, you should be able to win. Just try not to go off course.
Gee I hope not, that sounds demeaning.

[Saffy]

Is it a bad idea to reapply to a job I e-mailed two weeks ago? I've yet to hear a reply, and a friend of mine just got hired there =\

[Oscar]

What would you name your cat, if you had one!?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Is the Harvest Moon camera man the EarthBound camera man's creepier brother or some other equally fanciful strangeness? Taking pictures of me while I was out in the woods in secret and sending them in the mail the next day is odd activity to say the least.

[Headtrip]

How much coercion do you think it would take for said camerman to finally cough up said pictures of Darth?

[Lindstrom]

It's usually not a bad idea to check with places if you've applied. If a lot of time has passed and I haven't heard anything, I'll check. The worst that could happen is they say "sorry, we aren't looking to hire anyone else at this time" or something similar.

I used to have a cat, when I lived in California. His name was Action Jackson. He could play piano.

They're part of the same activities club. Try to think of them as your guardian angels or something since you can't possible be killed during a photo op.

Pretty sure cameramen have an oath like doctors. They'd lose their jobs if they forked up any pictures.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

But I'm already immortal... It's less he did it, and more that he did it in secret. Makes it feel a fair bit weirder.

[Lindstrom]

BUT EVERY SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I thought that was filming? Though I suppose it could be a still...