Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Best game ever.

[Headtrip]

Lolz. That's why you did it right? For the lolz?

[Lindstrom]

Did what?

[Headtrip]

Um, nothing.
Do you have selective memory in regards to what you did the night before?

[Lindstrom]

I really don't understand what you're implying.

[Headtrip]

I think you understand more than you let on.
Looking back, what's the most clueless thing you ever did with Google? "Used it" isn't an option. Although I'd understand why you might choose it.

[Lindstrom]

You need to spell it out for me cuz I really have no freakin' idea what you're trying to tell me. Just spell it out for me. If it's supposed to be embarrassing or something, you could always PM it to me.

[Headtrip]

Thanks, but I know others I can rely on for perverted bedtime stories. And why no answer to my question?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Where should I put this bomb so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?

[Lindstrom]

Do you not understand that I don't know what you're asking? I'd answer it if I had any idea what the question was. Like, your last few posts have been super vague and unclear so I really don't know what to tell you.

You mean somewhere without a marching band, couple of nuns, some ducks, a young couple, a woman with a baby carriage, or a bar full of drunken sailors? I believe you may have to chalk this one up to the almost-human nobility of the porpoise.

[Headtrip]

Are you telling me to stop asking questions?

[Lindstrom]

Not at all. I just really don't understand any of the last like 5 questions or whatever.

[Hasfusel]

Are you givin' me the high hat??!?! I don't like it when people are givin' me the high hat!!!!!!!

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[Lindstrom]

Looks more like you need the high seat, tiny person man.

[Headtrip]

Do you remember Gwen Steffani? Is she still around?

[Lindstrom]

I heard somewhere that she got the band back together. I can't confirm that, though.

[Headtrip]

I actually liked No Doubt.
Do you own any Simpson's and/or Futurama boxsets?

[Lindstrom]

My twin brother does. He has all the Futurama episodes and all the Simpsons til like, season 9 or so. It's pretty much the cut off point for the good writing.

[Hasfusel]

Could the possibility exist that your twin brother is actually the evil creation of your unconscious mind, and he'll stalk all your friends and associates, killing them violently, before kidnapping you and forcing you to write a book with him so that he doesn't disintegrate?!

^ Is there the possibility I've been reading too many generic Stephen King books?

[Lindstrom]

Not likely. Probably. Incidentally, there was a cool game on Playstation from way back when that featured two twin brothers who had to go out and learn different schools of magic (with each school having an opposite, so they would both learn different stuff), and when they've both learned enough, they had to fight to the death.

Spoiler:
By killing the other they gain the powers of both. You play as the older twin, who was, plot-wise, more of a dick, but if you lose the fight, you play the rest of the game as his easygoing brother.

In the canon plot (not apparent in the game, due to it's open-endedness), the younger brother wins.