Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

I recommend.

[Oscar]

How do you say "Oscar" in french? I just assume you know french cuz of your sig. I'm aware this is through text. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Lindstrom]

There isn't a French variation of Oscar, so it would just be Oscar.

[Oscar]

Why is your name Lindstrom, why did you pick it?

[Headtrip]

Why do these aliens never seem to get it?

[Hasfusel]

Did you skillfully act Lindstrom in the play? How good was the rest of the play? Are you a good actor, and do you still act any more?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Technically, you can get all the things you needed for free. So there wasn't much of a wrong answer.

Ignoring the ban on EarthBound related things, what do you think a worthless protoplasm tastes like?

[Lindstrom]

The character I played in my first play, which was a local production of Mister Roberts. Basically, I was one of many crew members in an ensemble cast about a navy cargo ship in the safe area of the Pacific in WWII.

I can never figure that out. Like, come on, why they gotta mess with Earth?

Well, the reviews, director, etc. seemed to like my performance, though I'd be able to do it much better now I'm sure. The rest of the performances were really well done I thought. I don't really do any acting any more, don't have the time for it, though the papers always had nice stuff to say about me.

You can check out the movie version on youtube here. It was made in the 50's though, so they cut out some of the sex talk and swearing from the stage version, and some of the moments aren't particularly exciting. If it had been made more recently, I think they would've put a little more life into it. Jack Lemmon steals all the scenes he's in though haha.

Either like marshmallow peeps or some kind of sugary gelatin.

[Hasfusel]

Do French people drink coffee as an act of defiance, purely because they didn't have their own national hot beverage and tea was already taken?

[Lindstrom]

French people do whatever they feel like.

[Hasfusel]

What is it with mimes and why do I hate them so much?

[Lindstrom]

Pretty lame source of entertainment. At least classic mimes, what with their climbing a rope and trapped in a box antics. Today's mimes are more original, or at least the ones I've encountered.

[Headtrip]

Have you ever gotten the Mafia really pissed at you? I mean really pissed?

[Lindstrom]

Nah, all my mafia encounters have been good. It's really simple, all you have to do is be nice and respectful to them and their heritage and don't flirt with anyone's daughter. Only mobs I've come into contact with are the Irish mobs in Boston and the Armenian mobs in Glendale.

[Miss Kid]

Do you know who stole my bike?

[Headtrip]

Do you know why you stole Miss Kid's bike?

[Lindstrom]

My brother did get a new bike the other day... I better dust for prints.

It wasn't me, it was the one armed man! Or possibly my brother. Or a complete stranger.

[Headtrip]

Why don't you make your avatar that creepy as heck picture you took of yourself after your shower? Or maybe it was before your shower. All I remember is you weren't wearing a shirt.

[Lindstrom]

Was after, I hadn't shaved (or at least I don't think I did), and for some reason I always look ridiculous in pictures.

[Gabstah]

Did you miss me?

also, could you make me an avatar of me?