Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

By itself, yeah you'd think that. Just pay attention, would ya?

Kathie and Cathy together: [making gesture with hands] Is he?
Kathie: I don't know. I just don't know.
Cathy: I don't know either.
Kathie: Well, he's been here three hours and he hasn't mentioned a girlfriend, yet.
Cathy: Oh, I know. Well, I have my suspicions. But, you know me. I suspect most men until they prove it to me.
Kathie: [puts his hand over his mouth as if shocked and starts to giggle] I can't believe you said that.
Cathy: Well, I suspect some even after.
Kathie: [giggling] or during! [more giggling]
Cathy: Kathie! Kathie Lassiter! I can't believe you! It's not even Friday.
Kathie: I'm so full of beans today.

[Headtrip]

I get everything up to the last sentence. I'm not good at innuendo. Attempt to corrupt an innocent=Fail.
Wait, by beans did she mean balls?

[Lindstrom]

There's no innuendo, it's just funny. The humor is suffering because I have to explain it to you. If you would just watch the scene you would've understood like forever ago.

[Headtrip]

Are you the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee
First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old
And when you blew into that horn all the people gathered 'round
Club manager jumped right up and said, "Boy, I gotta have that sound!"?

[Lindstrom]

Nope, I play the cello. My brother plays the sax.

[Headtrip]

All right, Cello Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot
But now you're all warmed up and this-a next one's gonna be hot
Kick it Cello Man!

[Lindstrom]

I play a mean Beethoven.

[Headtrip]

Is Poseiden to blame for the Bermuda Triangle?

[Lindstrom]

I figured people blamed Poseidon for whirlpools. The Bermuda Triangle is supposedly influenced by a weird magnetism that a few similar spots around the globe have due to their position. There seems to be a lot of conflicting claims so I think I'll have to check it out one day.

[Headtrip]

I heard that if you look up the numbers, no more ships and planes are lost in the Bermuda triangle than in any other stretch of difficult water and weather in the world. Statisticaly it's no anomaly. But that's what the aliens want us to think, right?

[Lindstrom]

Aliens only want us to either die or obey Mother Brain. At least that's my understanding of it.

[Headtrip]

Have you heard of The Whitest Kids U Know?

[Lindstrom]

Nope, and I think I might be better off that way.

[Headtrip]

They're actually pretty funny. I found out about them because iTunes recommended it to me after buying stuff by The Lonely Island.
Do I need a clue detector tool in RFF? I ask because I first thought Erik was gay when I met him. Hey, he did call me "young man" about four hundred times.

[Lindstrom]

I figured you for the type who doesn't do the strategy guides or any of that. I don't like them myself cuz the whole point of the game is to figure it out on your own, whether it's the plot or the mechanics.

[Headtrip]

Do you listen to Nirvana? They had the best cello ever on In Utero.

[Toaster Boy]

Its hippo hunting season. Did you get your license?

[Lindstrom]

All I remember from them was Smells Like Teen Spirit and then everyone was like "they're too popular" and they stopped playing them on the radio. Plus the whole suicide thing.

Comes out Monday and I'm totally pumped.

[Headtrip]

"Totally"...ew.
Have you ever been the victim of a snack attack?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Why is the pizza in the Sewer Surfin' level in a question mark box? It's never not Pizza, so it seems odd.