Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Gabstah]

Do you like ice cubes in your pop or do you think they melt too quickly and dilute the drink too much?

[Toaster Boy]

Did you know your advice worked rather handsomely?

[Saffy]

I can never get the hang of the Mach Bike. I know it turns sharply, but I just can't get around the idea of turning at the last moment. Do you have any advice? I've been playing quite a bit lately with my friends and am going through Mirror mode.

[Lindstrom]

I don't drink pop, or call it pop, and I hate having drinks be that cold, so nope.

Really? Which piece?

Depends which weight class, vehicle type, drift settings, and controller you use. Personally I always go with myself (middleweight Mii), Mach Bike, manual drift, with the nunchuk. If I wanna go light on someone, I switch to the wheel, Super Blooper, automatic drift.

[Toaster Boy]

The part where you said to be oblivous, worked out perfectly.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Quick! Got any garlic?!

[Lindstrom]

Tried and true.

Is it a full moon already? I'm all out. Totoro cooks a lot, doesn't she? I bet she has some.

[Toaster Boy]

Did you just get a werewolf and a vampire confused?!

[Lindstrom]

Nuh uh.

[Toaster Boy]

Yuh huh. I thought the werewolf came out during a full moon?

[Lindstrom]

They do!

[Toaster Boy]

But isn't garlic for vampires? Werewolves are killed by silver.

[Lindstrom]

Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

I thought it was a nod at the concept of the vampires always flying with the full moon behind them and stuff. Kinda like Santa.

Why didn't you think of that?

[Lindstrom]

Was actually just a reference to a line in the Simpsons where Bart just got mauled by a wolverine and is excused from school, and Grandpa picks him up and he's all "come on boy, we gotta rub some garlic on ya before the next full moon."

[Headtrip]

Why do the lyrics to this song always bring tears to my eyes? Well, not really, but they hit home pretty well.
Lyrics - 38 Years Old
Music Video
It's a fanmade video, so forgive the crappy picture quality, but try listening to the words.

[Lindstrom]

Cuz you're not manly like me. Uh, I don't know what sets you off or whatever, it's not like I'm a psychologist, but I think you already know why it gets you going.

[Toaster Boy]

Isn't it fun when cute girls text you?

[Gabstah]

He wouldn't know, I don't have his phone number. zing, seriously though:

So what do you do when you find out that your brother and his fiance have put off their wedding because she's SEEING OTHER PEOPLE? And he's been so depressed and you don't know why until when you're all really high she tells Fraser? I mean, darn it I'm bad at hypothetical situations.

Tasha is seeing her ex boyfriend because "they once had something" and "she can't live a life of regret." Apparently Josh was her rebound. They're engaged. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED IN MAY. I mean none of us wanted them to get married, but seriously. My brother has severe depression and we were wondering why it was getting worse and worse... well, ha, here's the effing reason. How can she be so selfish. This is ridiculous. I'm SO ANGRY at her. I can't even look at her.

[Lindstrom]

It sure is! It ranks high in "things I like the very most".

Yeah, I hate when that happens. It ranks high in "things I hate the very most". There's little you can do on your own aside from support him and keep him company though.