Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Gabstah]

Man, how long did it take you to find Poo's sword? I've been going at it for like half an hour now and nothing. I have raised like 20 levels though...

[Headtrip]

Oh nothing, its just fun messing with Domeki. Hes so predictable.

Who does Tolby think he's fooling? And I actually laughed when you implied that you were a player, Tolby-kun. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[IdlersDream]

How do you feel about that a man took his neighbors dog, hit in the head with a pipe and then slit it's throat all because it had got in a fight with his dog earlier in the day? The court ended up only giving the man community service hours and some counselling. Do you think that's fair?

[Lindstrom]

I didn't keep track of the time but it wasn't long, though I'm pretty sure it was lucky. I got it from one of those "instant wins", which does make working for it a little easier.

Pretty sure Tolby fools you 99.9% of the time. Other people, maybe a little less.

I can't comprehend what makes people decide to do things like that, but I've never been good at figuring out the best punishments for people. If it was my dog though, I woulda sued the shit out of the guy and done enough stuff to make him miserable to the point where all he'd have to be happy about is that his dog is alive and well.

[Gabstah]

I stopped trying. Ness was already at like level 82 or something and I was looking at something that said don't get to level 99 before you get to a certain part of the game, so I just gave up. Sigh. I got the book of overcoming shyness though!

Alright help me come up with a topic for arch. I need to do some kind of research essay on anything to do with evolution. It has to be interesting plus "useful". I was going to do something on why primates see colour but I'm having a really hard time finding any information on that, only found one useful journal so far.
Should I just be lame and talk about why Neanderthals died out and Homo sapiens didn't?

Oh yeah, we're also supposed to pick something that has two (or more) ((GOOD)) arguments about the answer.

[IdlersDream]

Do you use any kind of cologne?

[Lindstrom]

I'm guessing it's gotta be a bit more oriented towards humans? If so, I'd go with something like how different groups of people developed different kinds of skin tones and properties to adapt to the sun and their vitamin D intake. If not, go with something like why lizards evolved into birds or something. Right now my neck is killing me for some reason so I don't have the attention to focus on anything really complex.

Nope, just deodorant. I eat a lot of fruit though so sometimes I smell like oranges.

[IdlersDream]

Who drew the clouds for the background on this site?

[Gabstah]

Our class is called "Human Origins" so I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be geared towards at least primates. I'm not going to say your first idea was bad because I'm sure it would be interesting, however there wouldn't be more than one theory. That's natural selection, baby.

Whatever, I'll just switch to English essay. Or politics essay? Which of these three sound the most interesting to you:
a) That archaeology essay which I haven't picked a topic for.
b) An english essay where I hypothesize that one of the characters is a symbol for Christianity and when he died, America went into a great depression or
c) A political science essay where I discuss terrorism and how far a country can (or should) go to prevent it?

[Lindstrom]

I'm not sure but if I had to guess, I'd say either Jason or Saffy, only because they're the administrators. I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone else do it though.

I'd go with C on account of it being the most prevalent of the three for our times.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

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How do you react?

[Headtrip]

Is Lindstrom staying on message? Very important if you're going to be a politician.

[Lindstrom]

Call Apple Kid and see if we can get some paper ready. No need to panic.

I don't have a message. I just am. Politics are for squares. Live and let chill.

[Gabstah]

Alright, so pretend, if you will, that you are a girl and you are over at your boyfriend's brother's place. You don't mind his brother, his little habits are annoying but you can deal with them in short bursts. You tried living there once but you guys fought a lot and you almost broke up with your boyfriend because living with his brothers was so hard.
Pretend that.

Now pretend that you and your boyfriend have been planning this awesome backpacking trip. You're really excited about it, just the two of you meeting new people and experiencing life together. You're super excited about this trip.

Now imagine, if you will, you're at the brothers place and you tell your boyfriend's brother your plan. He goes into a deep depression because "his life is going no where" and now it just got super awkward. His brother is really sad and you kind of feel bad for him.

Now here's the kicker. Imagine your boyfriend just invited his brother to go on the trip, YOUR TRIP, with you and him. In a fit of desperation to make his brother not sad anymore he invited the one person who almost broke up your relationship to begin with. Now his brother is all excited and happy again.

Now what the eff do you do?

[Lindstrom]

Without really knowing what your boyfriend's brother is like, I would at least tell Fraser you don't really like the idea of him coming, but try to come up with something else for him to do I suppose. Like, try to introduce him to some new people. If you can't come up with something, at least try to understand from Fraser's point of view that he doesn't want his brother doing something drastic and he's taking the most effective/easiest solution he can come up with.

[Gabstah]

Hypothetical situation, c'mon Lindstrom. Get it straight.

Haha I've calmed down a bit this morning. I was a bit raging last night. I even had angry dreams. I also had a fever though, it might have had something to do with it.

Alright, new hypothetical situation (a real one this time.) You're with this girl, she's okay... pretty hot but maybe not the smartest girl you've ever been with. Eventually you decide that your personalities just aren't compatible and you break it off. A month or so later she calls you up to say she's pregnant. What do you do?

[Lindstrom]

Thank my lucky stars it's hypothetical and then schedule a vasectomy. That's the kind of question that would bring me down just thinking about so I won't worry about it unless it were actually to happen.

[Gabstah]

Is it bizarre that while flipping through my book I found a single word that might just prove my entire thesis and I got so excited that I just had to tell anyone?! Even though they have no idea about my paper, or the book, or anything to do with it... holy man. Which is basically why I'm hiding this as a question.

I have never been so excited about the word "devout". This is truth.

Okay: little things that you may get overly excited about?

[Lindstrom]

Not sure but if I think of one I'll let you know. I don't really think about that, haha.

[Tolby]

Are you going to be our new Saf?