Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

He doesn't sell pot, he sells prescription drugs. I'm not gonna say what though. Illegal drugs are a dangerous territory as far as selling goes. A 16 year old kid in my town got shot in the face and set on fire and dumped in a ditch cuz he was over his head in the marijuana ring he was running. If you want tips for growing for yourself or something, take a trip to Vermont. I don't smoke or use any drugs at all and I only drink on occasion.

[Headtrip]

Do drug dealers help their communities by providing a much-needed service?

[Lindstrom]

No, most of them cause a great deal of problems ranging from violence to poverty caused by people spending all their money on drugs.

[Toaster Boy]

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What do we do now?

[Lindstrom]

Paint the tack camouflage colors to avoid detection. If there's time, hollow it out and turn it into an extra building.

[Arilla]

What is a person who has no interest in animals doing house/petsitting two dogs, two cats and a bunch of fish for free?

[Headtrip]

Do you think I can sucker Arilla into walking my neighbour's dog for me?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

What color is your favorite chair?

[Lindstrom]

Is this person you? Regardless, I would assume it's because they're a nice person and that's what nice people do.

Probably not, there's issues like distance between her and said dog.

Blue. It's a big recliner in my basement that I like to sit in when I watch cool movies. It used to have this massage feature but it broke or got unplugged from too many people abusing it.

[Arilla]

Drat! I should have tried to hide my identity harder. I am I correct in thinking even if I had said "Why is my friend, Marilla..." would have been just as easy to see though?

Also, what can you do with a general when he stops being a general?

[Lindstrom]

I actually would've been tricked. The more obvious cover-ups work better on me than the more cryptic ones.

From what I understand, they tend to retire to waterfront castles where they sing to pirates about their knowledge of science and things. Does this help?

[Gabstah]

If I told you that all Canadian music videos looked like this in the 90's, would you believe me?

[Lindstrom]

I can't answer this question right now because I've been drinking, but those women seem exceptionally awesome, even if their lyrics are meaningless. Pretty much all of my knowledge of Canada in the 90's revolves around the Kids in the Hall so I can totally dig this. The more I watch this the more enraptured I am. Do me a favor and ask me the same exact question tomorrow. The point is that Canada is very sexy.

[Gabstah]

I'm going to make a TV show suggestion and you have to watch it. How I Met Your Mother. It's incredible (and this is actually a clip from the show.)
That's not a question but you've had a few drinks and you might not be able to tell.

[Lindstrom]

ok

[Headtrip]

So, how's that hangover coming?

[Lindstrom]

Who said anything about a hangover? I'm exceptional at knowing when to stop drinking.

[Gabstah]

Teach me your ways, oh master. (Just kidding. I know when I should stop too, sometimes I just choose to ignore it. I hate myself every time.)

Anyways watch that Robin Sparkles video again because it's hilarious.

[Lindstrom]

I stand by my previous statements. I think I'm an excellent judge even when under the influence. Nice work, drunk me. Man, those girls have killer bangs and the lead singer has a robot friend and they busted a move in front of the prime minister. Could it be... love? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fangirl_katie.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fangirl_katie.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fangirl_katie.gif)

edit: rereading your other post made me realize this wasn't a real music video from the early 90's, but it's still impressive nonetheless.

[Gabstah]

Yeah, I love it when she says something about "being all abooot" Ahahaha. Oh that show is so funny. That's when they find out that their friend (slash girlfriend for one of the boys) was a teenage popstar in Canada as a teenager. Ahaha. She has a phobia of malls because of that song now.

So when is it appropriate to drop the "I have a boyfriend" bomb when meeting new friends? There's this guy that's been sitting next to me in one of my classes and we've been talking more and more as the classes go on. He hasn't specifically asked me any kind of romantic questions but we've talked about where we live, majors... normal friends thing. I don't want to go all like "haha so yeah I have a boyfriend" and he goes like "well, that's cool... I wasn't interested anyways, so you're crazy" but I also don't want it to be like a few weeks in and he gets up the courage to ask me out or something and I go "aha, my boyfriend might not like that..." then it would be awkward. I'm in serious need of some friends, I don't wanna blow it.